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Suerte

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I dedicate this thread to every drunken mofo that <3's somebody but they don't deserve to be <3'ed back by them. Yeah. This thread makes no sense. But neither does your Grandma.
 
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Lemurnator

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I know we don't talk much, and I know we've had our differences in the past but man, I'm willing to put that all behind us.

I love you, man. You are my brother.
 
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Suerte

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Lemurnator said:
I call the Official Suerte Intervention Thread when the time comes.

Just putting it out there.
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Dude, I actually had a dream about you last night, I dreamt is was the future and we were friends, but your folks told me to get the fuck out your house. So I shook my fist at them and went to find a new friend.
 
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nitewulf

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Littleberu said:
That would be funny if you actually knew who I was or If I had a high post count.
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well, at least it had the potential of being funny, instead of having a stick stuck up its ass.

what?
 
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Lemurnator

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Suerte said:
Dude, I actually had a dream about you last night, I dreamt is was the future and we were friends, but your folks told me to get the fuck out your house. So I shook my fist at them and went to find a new friend.
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Dude, that's hilarious and somewhat odd.

My parents wouldn't tell you to get the fuck out of the house, unless you told them you were gay. ;_; My parents are Catholic.

They wouldn't tell you to get out of the house, but they'd pray for you as soon as you left.
 
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Suerte

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Lemurnator said:
Dude, that's hilarious and somewhat odd.

My parents wouldn't tell you to get the fuck out of the house, unless you told them you were gay. ;_; My parents are Catholic.

They wouldn't tell you to get out of the house, but they'd pray for you as soon as you left.
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Haha, good to know i'd be prayed for, but yes, it was a rather odd dream.

nitewulf said:
well, at least it had the potential of being funny, instead of having a stick stuck up its ass.

what?
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If I lived in JesusLand, I'd so want to sex the nitewulf.
 
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Boogie

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Littleberu said:
What's up with all that putting stick up my ass?
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What the hell does it matter? nitewulf said it, I'm running with it....

You knowwhat, just forget it. Just go back to the gaming forum. You don't belong in the OT :p
 
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Diablos

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Suerte said:
I dedicate this thread to every drunken mofo that <3's somebody but they don't deserve to be <3'ed back by them. Yeah. This thread makes no sense. But neither does your Grandma.
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Stay in the UK please :p

<3 that, YOU BLOODY WANKER
 
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Diablos

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Megafoo's threads about what he does with a woman in bed could make an awful lot of men become single for a lifetime or come out of the closet as well.

I'll never forget the time you were on IRC, fucking a girl, but had a laptop on her back and you were chatting with us. Classy, bro. :D
 
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Infinitemadness

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Jesus christ people, we need more Scorpions in this thread!!

If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Your pride has built a wall so strong
That I can't get through
Is there really no chance
To start once again
I'm loving you
 
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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
diablos, there are times, in every mans life, when he needs to admit some things. when i was doing that...there was a reason i was talking to YOU. *WINK* thanks for the fantasy buddy!
 
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Suerte

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Infinitemadness said:
Jesus christ people, we need more Scorpions in this thread!!

If we'd go again
All the way from the start
I would try to change
The things that killed our love
Your pride has built a wall so strong
That I can't get through
Is there really no chance
To start once again
I'm loving you
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I'm a cancer, that's almost a scorpion?
 
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Diablos

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Megafoo Chavez said:
diablos, there are times, in every mans life, when he needs to admit some things. when i was doing that...there was a reason i was talking to YOU. *WINK* thanks for the fantasy buddy!
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You just made my e-penis very limp.
 
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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
i have just hole that can fix it....you sexy little beast. i'll even play pumpkins for ya. surely that will relax you enough to let me feel the blood pump that hog up for my tastebuds to tingle on.
 
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Infinitemadness

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Take me to the magic of the moment on a glory night. Where the children of tomorrow dream away...in the wind of change.


EXP=1120362314



eidt: here we go
scorpions.jpg
 
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nitewulf

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Suerte said:
Also, WTF, I just bought porn and it's downloading at only 20k/sec?! GAY.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

that's the funniest thing i have EVER heard.

its like when you TRY to do good, you get screwed. i got screwed buying albums from itunes with the DRM protection thingie.
 
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nitewulf

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Infinitemadness said:
Jesus christ people, we need more Scorpions in this thread!!
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BIG CITY! BIG CITY NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*incoherent high frequency yelling*
BIG CITY! BIG CITY NIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
first i would start out with a little adore while i slowly lube your hard body with some simple johnson & johnson baby oil. by the time that album finishes, your body should be loose and your cock rock hard. thats when i'll stop time for you when i put on my own mix of pumpkin tunes that should provide my penis plenty pleasure as you clench your ass cheeks to induce my orgasm that will peak exactly when corgan' screams "KABOOOM!" during x.y.u.

kaboom indead diablos.
 
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Infinitemadness

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Megafoo Chavez said:
first i would start out with a little adore while i slowly lube your hard body with some simple johnson & johnson baby oil. by the time that album finishes, your body should be loose and your cock rock hard. thats when i'll stop time for you when i put on my own mix of pumpkin tunes that should provide my penis plenty pleasure as you clench your ass cheeks to induce my orgasm that will peak exactly when corgan' screams "<b>KABOOOM!</b>" during x.y.u.

kaboom indead diablos.
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Jesusfuck that sobered me up quick.

Thats it, I'm done.
 
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Diablos

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Megafoo Chavez said:
first i would start out with a little adore while i slowly lube your hard body with some simple johnson & johnson baby oil. by the time that album finishes, your body should be loose and your cock rock hard. thats when i'll stop time for you when i put on my own mix of pumpkin tunes that should provide my penis plenty pleasure as you clench your ass cheeks to induce my orgasm that will peak exactly when corgan' screams "KABOOOM!" during x.y.u.

kaboom indead diablos.
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No.
 
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nitewulf

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jesus christ megafoo, after reading that, i think suerte just turned straight!
*imagines megafoo lubing up diablos*
*shudders*
ewwwww
 
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Suerte

Member
nitewulf said:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

that's the funniest thing i have EVER heard.

its like when you TRY to do good, you get screwed. i got screwed buying albums from itunes with the DRM protection thingie.
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But it's hot porn :( CorbinFisher rawks. Damn that gay torrents site for not having the latest vids yet :mad:

I WANT TO RELEASE MY FURIOUS DRUNKEN JIZZ NOW. :(
 
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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
i'm sicker than all you girls put together. i pride myself on it. i have a tubberware container in my closet filled with my collection of poop stained underwear. these lovelys take me to a place of ectascy that only the smell of shit stained cotton can provide.
 
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