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[demon]

and so i vgive you, the obligatotry i am drunk thread.



amnd to add real content tot this thread, the first woking image from google image search of "i am drunbk"

too much jacks and jcoke.

i feel lie masturbating. i need a life. hey gues what, this girl called me up tody and i might get some pussy tomorrow. godo news huh?

 

[Eminem]

typical drunks that typo and shit are so stupid. i'm pretty tipsy and i make sure i type fine just to avoid looking like a putz.

nothing against the thread creator here. just generalizing.

 

[BuddyC]

this forum needs an intervention.

 

[Guzim]

you're drunk again?

 

[cubanb]

i heard u are teh gay.... just a rumor around here...

 

[yoshifumi]

man we have a drunk thread every night now!! now that's what i call progress.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i'm working on it. Got a liter of Wild Irish Rose (package store was closed), and i'm about a third of the way through it. i'll probably stop at just past half, otherwise i'll have a hangover. At some point i'll make myself a martini.

 

[siege]

'I'm drunk' threads never cease to amuse me.

 

[demon]

typical drunks that typo and shit are so stupid. i'm pretty tipsy and i make sure i type fine just to avoid looking like a putz.

nothing against the thread creator here. just generalizing.

i know am i just a bit more thean tipsy ok? i'm usually very good at checking my spelling and whatnot, but when i'm kind a drunk i just don't give a fukck. and i only post this cuz i'm fucking BOARD and isn't int in t the TOS that you have to make a drunk thread whenver you are durnk? sure as fuck seesm like it,


and no, the rumors of my gaynes are vastly exagerated.

 

[nitewulf]

ok these im drunk threads...fine, i wont say it cause i dont feel like being an asshole.
but you guys should start doing some productive stuff...take up a hobby or something, get a pet, you know...

 

[Ecrofirt]

demon, quick, what's your password?

 

[demon]

btw ym first drunk rhead was at hte end of last semester after I said goodby to this one girl i know and there was no one eelse around and I was really depressedd so i tohught HEY, might as wel get drunk, and i posted about it. havne't talked to her since, and she called me up today and left a message saying she wants to get toether and happened to mention she brok up with her boyfriend (why woudl she tell me that)? andshe was always flirtatious as fuckin HELL, but i never acted. WEL NOT TOMOROWW, I"M GONNA FUCK YA EH? nyway thats who i was talkign about.

 

[demon]

demon, quick, what's your password?

my pasword is gullable.

[qtuoe]ut you guys should start doing some productive stuff...take up a hobby or something, get a pet, you know...[qute]
I HAVE A FUCKIN HOBBY, lhell i just started playing guitar 3 d ays ago and i bet and better than anyone else here 3 days after they started. i just got drunk with somebnodys in my dorm, and now he's gone, and i'm drunk here all alone, and hey, GAYMIMNG-AGE!

 

[Eminem]

ok these im drunk threads...fine, i wont say it cause i dont feel like being an asshole.
but you guys should start doing some productive stuff...take up a hobby or something, get a pet, you know...

I like drinking. Drinking's a hobby.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Marge maybe its the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit. they've got these really chewy pretzles here that uaidoiajdh aghp wiuduhwoiduiwjiowij 5 dollars!?!?!? get outta here...

 

[Pattergen]

btw ym first drunk rhead was at hte end of last semester after I said goodby to this one girl i know and there was no one eelse around and I was really depressedd so i tohught HEY, might as wel get drunk, and i posted about it. havne't talked to her since, and she called me up today and left a message saying she wants to get toether and happened to mention she brok up with her boyfriend (why woudl she tell me that)? andshe was always flirtatious as fuckin HELL, but i never acted. WEL NOT TOMOROWW, I"M GONNA FUCK YA EH? nyway thats who i was talkign about.

IT'S A TRAP!

 

[demon]

Marge maybe its the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit. they've got these really chewy pretzles here that uaidoiajdh aghp wiuduhwoiduiwjiowij 5 dollars!?!?!? get outta here...

God i miss the simpons. i neeed to buy the fuckin dvds, I just can't justfiy considering it's on 89 TIMES A FUCKIN DAY, altho they're always teh shitty episodes, so whatever.

 

[Leon]

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[Biff Hardbody]

You should buy the new season, man. I would too...if I didn't have to spend the money on all sorts of other stuff.

 

[Ecrofirt]

hey, it was worth a shot. I bet it would have worked on CK last night... Although, now that I think about it, it probably would have been something like "gastroflc fs`al"

 

[nitewulf]

I like drinking. Drinking's a hobby.

i LOVE drinking, im not anti-alcohol, but havent you noticed the recent threads where everybodys getting wasted and posting a thread about it...? and they are drinking to get rid of depression...which is never the right thing to do. drinking for fun is one thing but this...
i think getting wasted is kinda stupid night after night, come on...

 

[demon]

@ demon trying to quote.

hows this quote........JACK?

 

[Biff Hardbody]

Hey Demon, was your name DJ Demon on the old board? Did I box you in fight night?

 

[aoi tsuki]

my pasword is gullable.

[qtuoe]ut you guys should start doing some productive stuff...take up a hobby or something, get a pet, you know...[qute]
I HAVE A FUCKIN HOBBY, lhell i just started playing guitar 3 d ays ago and i bet and better than anyone else here 3 days after they started. i just got drunk with somebnodys in my dorm, and now he's gone, and i'm drunk here all alone, and hey, GAYMIMNG-AGE!

Suddenly, i realize that i'm not drunk at all.

 

[Eminem]

i LOVE drinking, im not anti-alcohol, but havent you noticed the recent threads where everybodys getting wasted and posting a thread about it...? and they are drinking to get rid of depression...which is never the right thing to do. drinking for fun is one thing but this...
i think getting wasted is kinda stupid night after night, come on...

Yeah, I agree. Alcohol + depression = not good

The drunk threads are pretty amusing though. with all the aida dsafdhuhfwih sfhgsiyfgsyd gfsfgsduyfsudygf sfgsdyusdu though. Dumbasses.
The thing I hate most is when i post a reply/make a new topic in a coherent fashion, but then the next day I'll come here and be like wha the fuck did i post? kill me.

 

[yoshifumi]

Marge maybe its the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit. they've got these really chewy pretzles here that uaidoiajdh aghp wiuduhwoiduiwjiowij 5 dollars!?!?!? get outta here...

hahahahaha classic.

 

[demon]

i LOVE drinking, im not anti-alcohol, but havent you noticed the recent threads where everybodys getting wasted and posting a thread about it...? and they are drinking to get rid of depression...which is never the right thing to do. drinking for fun is one thing but this...
i think getting wasted is kinda stupid night after night, come on...

i don't drink when i'm depressed realy,.....i think i'm too depresssed to drink when i'm depresed, haha, if that makes sense. its' more like i dirnk when i should be out being soclai but have no one to be social with because this dormm FUCKING SUCKS and yadda yadad.

Hey Demon, was your name DJ Demon on the old board? Did I box you in fight night?[/quuote]
nope, i'm not a dj.

 

[Leon]

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[IJoel]

Marge maybe its the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit. they've got these really chewy pretzles here that uaidoiajdh aghp wiuduhwoiduiwjiowij 5 dollars!?!?!? get outta here...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[nitewulf]

ok, ok...just dont suck any cock like that other dude.

 

[StrikerObi]

Ok, I'm sick of all the "GRODSG AM I DRUUNNK" posts. There's one like every couple of days now. Nobody cares if you're drunk. If you are drunk what the fuck are you doing posting on GAF?

Can we please make this aganist the rules?

 

[aoi tsuki]

On the old GAF there was "I'm having girl problems". Consider this the next generation.

If anything, there should be an Official "i am teh drunk!!11" thread.

And damn demon, just go to bed. i'm drunk now, but i can still type decenlty, although it takes about five minutes of spellchecking.

 

[Dujour]

I was just saying in the chat: They should be a bannable offense so that people might actually consider not drinking and posting.

 

[nitewulf]

well, chatting could be the online equivalent of drinking.

 

[demon]

On the old GAF there was "I'm having girl problems". Consider this the next generation.

If anything, there should be an Official "i am teh drunk!!11" thread.

And damn demon, just go to bed. i'm drunk now, but i can still type decenlty, although it takes about five minutes of spellchecking.

who has five minutes?

I was just saying in the chat: They should be a bannable offense so that people might actually consider not drinking and posting.

but if one is too inebreated to follow the rules, theyn obviously they can't follow the rules.


and OH MY GOD< if you don't want to read these threads, don't read them. i may hvae nothing better to do righ now than get drunk and hop onto my favorite messaged board with all ym favorite internetf chums, but do you have nothign better to do than scan the foroum for threads you don't want to read, only to read them and reply to them about how muhch reading them annoys you?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Fuck, i can't believe it took like two hours total (time earlier + drunken time) to do that. It feels way off even for a parody, but fuck it i'mtired.

 

[Pattergen]

Fuck, i can't believe it took like two hours total (time earlier + drunken time) to do that. It feels way off even for a parody, but fuck it i'mtired.

I salute you. That is awesome.

 

[nitewulf]

Fuck, i can't believe it took like two hours total (time earlier + drunken time) to do that. It feels way off even for a parody, but fuck it i'mtired.

you did that while drunk...props to you. plus demon's logic seems to be working as well, not bad.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Fuck, i can't believe it took like two hours total (time earlier + drunken time) to do that. It feels way off even for a parody, but fuck it i'mtired.

You have successfully made this topic a uh.. success.

 

[Eminem]

Fuck, i can't believe it took like two hours total (time earlier + drunken time) to do that. It feels way off even for a parody, but fuck it i'mtired.

that kicks ass.

 

[karasu]

Yes. Somebody stop it!

 

[Mason]

I love these drunken threads. Honestly, this place is turning into a drunk heaven and it's cool.

 

[aoi tsuki]

It's also seemingly turning into a gay haven, and that's cool, but the alcholism isn't. It's just really ultimately destructive, and i feel that on some level my own drinknig is due to my inability to truly handle my dad's death. It's been hell for me since i moved from Detroit to Smallville, NC (not th eactual name), and drinking is only a bandage on a bigger problem.

Also, it's getting hard to focus on the screen. Time for bed.

 

[demon]

It's also seemingly turning into a gay haven, and that's cool, but the alcholism isn't. It's just really ultimately destructive, and i feel that on some level my own drinknig is due to my inability to truly handle my dad's death. It's been hell for me since i moved from Detroit to Smallville, NC (not th eactual name), and drinking is only a bandage on a bigger problem.

Also, it's getting hard to focus on the screen. Time for bed.

dude sorry about your dad, i don't hae anything to get drunk for like that. getting drunk out of depression I agree is a bad idea, but we all gotta get a little drunk sometimes. and of course, share it with your favorite videogame forum.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

I have never ever had an alcoholic beverage.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

ok, ok...just dont suck any cock like that other dude.

Poor Tri

 

[Pattergen]

dude sorry about your dad, i don't hae anything to get drunk for like that. getting drunk out of depression I agree is a bad idea, but we all gotta get a little drunk sometimes. and of course, share it with your favorite OFF TOPIC forum.

fixed.

And sorry about your father aoi. Your words about alcholism ring very true. PM me if you need to talk, I've been very close to what you are talking about.

 

[Fifty]

Hey Demon, was your name DJ Demon on the old board? Did I box you in fight night?

No.

 

[Eminem]

It's also seemingly turning into a gay haven, and that's cool, but the alcholism isn't. It's just really ultimately destructive, and i feel that on some level my own drinknig is due to my inability to truly handle my dad's death. It's been hell for me since i moved from Detroit to Smallville, NC (not th eactual name), and drinking is only a bandage on a bigger problem.

Also, it's getting hard to focus on the screen. Time for bed.

My dad died about a year ago. I hear ya, brah.

 

[Ferrio]

OK, I will explain the 4 levels of internet drunkeness. I've experienced these first hand.

In ascending order.


1. Tipsy. You've been drinking a bit and made a thread titled "I am drunk" which maybe should of said "I've had a few drinks". You're drunk enough that you're chatty, but not drunk enough to create more typos than normal.

2. You're now drunk. You've had enough to drink so nowtypos are becomming more frequent, but you still have enough composure to spot them and correct them. Telling a #1 and #2 person apart is very difficult.

3. You're even drunker. Concentrating on the keyboard is taking more brainpower than you care to use. More typos are appearing, but at this point you don't give a damn. Your post has quite a few typos, but is still easily readable.

4. You're wasted (Prey you never get this far, I've only seen it once). Typing is no longer a problem, atleast to you. You type at rapid pace, pretty confident in yourself that you're hitting a letter fairly close by the one you meant. Though reading what you've written and the replies to your post require too much concentration and become impossible. Instead of reading the entire reply, you read the first two words and come up with your own conclusion as to what they said. You won't be able to read the thread until a long session of puking and hangover.