I Am Jesus Christ - Official Announcement Trailer.

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Are you really dead if you're able to resurrect afterwards? :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking:

And was it really a sacrifice if what was lost was regained again?

Well well well.

It seems you have been ensnared by my original post.

Little did you know that I was to edit it afterwards.

Oh yes, an edit indeed.
 
Seems slightly less blasphemous than the Savior's Gang but I don't think i'll be touching this. Interesting idea though.
 
Well, since you won't even capitalize God, I am just going to dismiss you as an atheist who has no clue about the Bible or God.
I am a Muslim and not an atheist. Jesus isn't god because god didn't get crucified so is Jesus. And no, I only read the bible and don't call myself informed a lot about it :)
 
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I am a Muslim and not an atheist. Jesus isn't god because god didn't get crucified so is Jesus. And no, I only read the bible and don't call myself informed a lot about it :)

Do you know what´s the difference between an atheist and you?.

edit. :messenger_grinning:... or said differently, he rejects only 1 more god than you do.
 
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Because the people that make them don't like games. The purpose of religious games is trying to indoctrinate others through a medium which they prefer over boring sermons and badly translated books. For the people who pay for these to be made, their main form of entertainment is fantasizing about bible stories. They don't comprehend that other people don't find that entertaining. The idea that a game should actually be fun on its own is a foreign concept to them.
If caring developers actually made a Bible game... do you have any idea what kind of drama would escalate from that? I'm a Christian but even I know that it's not marketable.

Are you really dead if you're able to resurrect afterwards? :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking:

And was it really a sacrifice if what was lost was regained again?

Yes.

Jesus is not god and god has no children

Ok boomer.
 
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I imagine Jesus descending into hell. "I am the Lord thy God" while unsheathing his blade. "This is my body and my blood" while he ravishes and destroys demons and mutated monsters. There's so much potential.
 
Exactly, the bible is pretty clear that God, Jesus, and the holy spirit are 3 completely different entities. I have no idea where people got this idea that Jesus is God, but they clearly never read the bible.
On Religulous it was explained as water having different states, it can liquid, ice or steam. Different forms, different shapes and different purposes.

I'm sure priests and pastors will tell you that Christianity is monotheistic.
 
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Damn it!

I had this idea 20 years ago! I was going to invent an entirely new genre and call it the FPC - or First Person Crucifier.

Basically, you'd be Jesus Christ and you'd have to carry your cross through town and get crucified on the outskirts. And now a developer has actually gone ahead and done it!

What can I say, but Jesus Christ!
 
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Except the bible.
It's literally a simple Google search:

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit".Matthew 28:19

"yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we live".1 Corinthians 8:6

An excellent point.

The exact same game based on Islamic ideology instead of Christian ideology would be banned.

I'd especially hate to see the Christian response, I hope Muslims get a game too.

On Religulous it was explained as water having different states, it can liquid, ice or steam. Different forms, different shapes and different purposes.

I'm sure priests and pastors will tell you that Christianity is monotheistic.

Christianity is monotheistic.

Thank you for giving me the best clarification

Thanks for being a good sport.

Exactly, the bible is pretty clear that God, Jesus, and the holy spirit are 3 completely different entities. I have no idea where people got this idea that Jesus is God, but they clearly never read the bible.

According to what? It doesn't explicitly say this, but it does say that Jesus is the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. If you seriously believe that they are "3 completely different entities", then you have clearly haven't read the Bible enough.
 
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Are you really dead if you're able to resurrect afterwards? :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking: :pie_thinking:

And was it really a sacrifice if what was lost was regained again?
An interesting perspective, but the sacrifice was still a sacrifice even though resurrection took place. Christians like me believe that Christ took on both an unimaginable physical and spiritual suffering by taking on all sins past, present, and future and also dying on a cross. The pain and death endured still happened even if the death was eventually undone.
 
Well, since you won't even capitalize God, I am just going to dismiss you as an atheist who has no clue about the Bible or God.

I am an atheist and I find your religious bigotry and sad insecurity about it funny. Dismissing people who have free thought and don't believe in unsubstantiated bullshit that only ~ 20% of the population believes in means you think 80% of the planet is useless garbage. Why would any god want his people to feel that way?

I am gonna play my Jesus as a gay, child rapist who beheads people for the crime of being enlightened by basic science.
 
Awesome, I can't wait to enslave people and treat women like shit!

Hippity hoppity you're now the Lord's property!

I remember that old Zelda clone Spiritual Warfare back on the NES and PC, it was ok I guess but I loved Zelda way more. AVGN has some great Christmas Specials from back in the day, there were a few games actually. I'd like to try Noah's Ark and Baby Moses.
 
Wear this T-shirt when buying the game
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It's literally a simple Google search:

"Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit".Matthew 28:19

"yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we live".1 Corinthians 8:6

The first quote doesn´t say anywhere they are the same, and the second refers to god as the origin and Jesus as a medium, different ideas. As far as I remember Jesus is never quoted saying he was god.

Ps.- Check this out: https://becomingchristians.com/2014...ways-to-debunk-the-trinity-doctrine-shocking/
 
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For some people It's ok to do such a game, but imagine if you do a "Gay simulator", "Feminism Simulator" etc... Those games will be removed almost instantly from any store lol...
 
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Daily reminder games like these can be made without people bombing the devs when it comes to JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRRRRRRRRIIST (deny your maker)
HEEEEEE WHO TRIIIIES (will be wasted)
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EYES (now I've sewn them SHUT)
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God bless freedom of speech and creativity.
 
Won't garnish nearly as attention as it would have 10 years ago.

It would draw more controversy if they made it I Am Greta Thornberg (w/e the fuck her name is) or I Am Collin Copernick
 
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