I Am Jesus Christ - Official Announcement Trailer.

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caring developers actually made a Bible game... do you have any idea what kind of drama would escalate from that? I'm a Christian but even I know that it's not marketable.
There's some cool stuff in the old testament that could make great games. Some of it is practically blank canvas to make something really great around. But you can't sell action games to white haired old ladies, even if you say it's based on the bible.
 
where the nude mods at

if jesus doesn't have an 18 inch schlong then he's no god of mine.

shouldn't his skin tone be a bit darker to be a bit more realistic
 
I am an atheist and I find your religious bigotry and sad insecurity about it funny. Dismissing people who have free thought and don't believe in unsubstantiated bullshit that only ~ 20% of the population believes in means you think 80% of the planet is useless garbage. Why would any god want his people to feel that way?

I am gonna play my Jesus as a gay, child rapist who beheads people for the crime of being enlightened by basic science.

Basic science? You mean the magical fish that jumped out of the water one day and grew arms and legs? Science is full of a lot of holes. And I'm a little offended at you making light of a serious issue like child rape. You are a disgusting human being.
 
A Jesus Christ similator? Don't know how I feel about that, I suppose it was only a matter of time, it has been a while since we've gotten a Bible game.

Edit: Didn't look at trailer might be a troll game.
 
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Basic science? You mean the magical fish that jumped out of the water one day and grew arms and legs? Science is full of a lot of holes. And I'm a little offended at you making light of a serious issue like child rape. You are a disgusting human being.

Knowledge can be full of holes. Evolution hasn´t stopped:



Even with less ground skills, it´s how it all started:

 
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You must have not gotten the news, but Arianism is not really a thing anymore. Also, the the First Council of Nicea for reference.


Is that sarcastic? I'm not Catholic I don't get the stuff either. I have always viewed them as two different beings even when I was religious.
The belief is that Jesus was God in human form. Kind of as if an alien came in corporal human form to understand what it is to be human, ala that TNG episode.
 
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Hopefully the Collector's Edition comes with at least a gallon of Holy Water. I need to cleanse my eyes of all the Hentai panty puzzle fuck games strewn forth from the bowels of the Steam Store. The amount of evil tentacle titty fuckery surely has lead Lord Gaben astray, down the path of the wicked. Please save him, Jesus. Thank you 🙏
 
Hopefully the Collector's Edition comes with at least a gallon of Holy Water. I need to cleanse my eyes of all the Hentai panty puzzle fuck games strewn forth from the bowels of the Steam Store. The amount of evil tentacle titty fuckery surely has lead Lord Gaben astray, down the path of the wicked. Please save him, Jesus. Thank you 🙏
What is holy water? How does it become holy?
 
I see potential to make this a series.

Sequel could be

I am Muhammad

Sure everyone will find that whimsical and amusing.
 
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Wait, still exists people that believe in these tales?
The belief that esponteneous molecule movements resulting in a number of billions quinical reactions that accodentolly formed an austronomically complexED rganismo that Will never be replicated in a controled envirement by a thousands of pretentious super high IQ scientist even in its most simple form of organism is Very telling How ridiculously absurd is the theology of naturalism as theres obvious counscieness that surrounds our Very existance.

That is discussion that is not necessary dependent on any paritcular religion. That IS, You dont need to preach any religion tô realize How austronomically unlikely is naturalism, this Idea that everything surrounding Just formed Esponteneously and by chance without counscieness. Its absurd, mate.
 
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The belief that esponteneous molecule movements resulting in a number of billions quinical reactions that accodentolly formed an austronomically complexED rganismo that Will never be replicated in a controled envirement by a thousands of pretentious super high IQ scientist even in its most simple form of organism is Very telling How ridiculously absurd is the theology of naturalism as theres obvious counscieness that surrounds our Very existance.


Sure dude, the chance that life was started because some magic ghost was bored and wanted to play lego is bigger.
 
The belief that esponteneous molecule movements resulting in a number of billions quinical reactions that accodentolly formed an austronomically complexED rganismo that Will never be replicated in a controled envirement by a thousands of pretentious super high IQ scientist even in its most simple form of organism is Very telling How ridiculously absurd is the theology of naturalism as theres obvious counscieness that surrounds our Very existance.

That is discussion that is not necessary dependent on any paritcular religion. That IS, You dont need to preach any religion tô realize How austronomically unlikely is naturalism, this Idea that everything surrounding Just formed Esponteneously and by chance without counscieness. Its absurd, mate.

if current models and theories are correct we are talking about billions upon trillions of universes that are all different from each other.

which means only 1 of these massive, unimaginable amoung of different universes needed the right conditions to form life.

and anything is more likely than a god creating it... because where did this god come from?
so you're tellimg me just out of nowhere, there was some incident that formed sucha. conplex and almighty being that can create whole worlds?
see how you get to the same problem but with an additional one on top of that?
 

Chester Chester child molester dlc early access incoming and they are working on a pedo loli discord hacking mini game to grab the resetera audience
 
I am a Muslim and not an atheist. Jesus isn't god because god didn't get crucified so is Jesus. And no, I only read the bible and don't call myself informed a lot about it :)

Islam is basically just a weird spin off of Christianity, but it's only canon in certain parts of the world. :p

If it makes you feel better/worse, Mohammed isn't a prophet either, none of them are. :)
 
Islam is basically just a weird spin off of Christianity, but it's only canon in certain parts of the world. :p

If it makes you feel better/worse, Mohammed isn't a prophet either, none of them are. :)

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Nice, a simulator for future fake priests with gator shoes and 3 storey mansions.
It's never a good idea to judge any group by their extreme or most negative elements, or do you also believe all Muslims are terrorists, all Chinese are Communists or all Star Wars movies are The Last Jedi? For every greedy televangelist, you probably have 100,000 humble little Christian that quietly gives to the poor and prays for his enemies and no one will ever make a movie about him...
 
I mean I guess...

Its not like they can make a life of Muhammad game, no censor outside the middle East would allow the "consumate marriage" objective with a 9 year old child.

They should do a Moses game next where your objective is to kill as many Egyptians as possible using the diffrent plagues, and you need to go around hurling lambs heads at doors to protect your people.
 
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Technicaly he'd be middle-easterner no?
Assuming there was ever an actual "Jesus", given that many assume the character to be a summary of several stories about wandering prophets mixed with pre-existing myths, chances are he was an Ashkenazi, so as "caucasian" as they get in the Middle East.

There's this common misconception that any ethnic group from the Middle East or so used to be dark skinned but that's just not true.
Even among North Africans you have Berbers who were arguably "whiter" than some European groups.

Cleopatra herself was described as a red-haired woman with pale skin and hooked nose. Nothing to do with the mulatto hottie with black hair we often see in fiction.

Here's how she was portraited on a Greek coin of her time:

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It's never a good idea to judge any group by their extreme or most negative elements, or do you also believe all Muslims are terrorists, all Chinese are Communists or all Star Wars movies are The Last Jedi? For every greedy televangelist, you probably have 100,000 humble little Christian that quietly gives to the poor and prays for his enemies and no one will ever make a movie about him...

Here comes the typical white knight: Turn one mans opinion on a single item to..."Do you also think all Muslims are terrorists!!!!" Spare me the bullshit, go start drama elsewhere. Just because theres one bad apple doesnt mean they are all bad applees bla bla bla" Yes we get it, but we arent going to also ignore how many children have been raped by priests, how many churches have massive wealth, priests driving blacked out Mercedes, guys making a mockery of relegion by jumping around in gator shoes, screaming and effectivley being a circus clown " Gimme an AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!", seducing men/women, etc. So are you saying you dont believe that exists and that I just made up that story?
 
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What's with all the banned people. Did you guys switch mods? This forum is getting back to popularity again because of open opinions and opposing ideas. Please don't start getting overly zealous with the ban hammer. Some major posters are banned I see.
 
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