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Introducing The Internet Urinal

Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents in that all imporant Quake 3 clan match without taking a break; drink as many cans of BAWLS as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes. Each urinal is made with hard plastic and comes with a handy female adapter. Holds 32 oz. of liquid (same as a Big Gulp!).

You may be laughing now, but when the moment comes and you don't have one of these the joke is going to be on you! Great gift for those who can't hold their own. Perfect for LAN Parties.

What have we become?!


Get your own at www.thinkgeek.com

 

[Ferrio]

If someone actually uses those They should be shot.

 

[Escape Goat]

Harry Knowles bought 200

 

[aoi tsuki]

If someone actually uses those They should be shot.

It would be like shooting the broad side of a barn - a large, static object.

 

[peedi]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

 

[Escape Goat]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

Oh my God...

 

[lexy]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

:lol

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

I used to do that with glasses. I'd bring a glass of drink into my room and a few days later I'd take out a bunch of glasses filled with pee. I don't do that anymore though.

 

[MC Safety]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

If you save it, a la Howard Hughes, people will think you are "eccentric."

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

That can't be sanitary....

 

[Deleted member 1235]

the creative man could probably circumvent ever needing to leave for a shit if he used the female adapter. of course, then you would need another one to catch the piss.

In reality, fuck this product.

 

[goodcow]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

...

 

[Nos_G]

Talk about product rebranding... these things have been in use at hospitals for years.

But, I would have to with Stadium Buddy instead of this one, which requires absolutely no effort to use.

If you are damned lazy to get up to hit the can, then why not just spend a little more?

 

[BuG]

the creative man could probably circumvent ever needing to leave for a shit if he used the female adapter. of course, then you would need another one to catch the piss.

In reality, fuck this product.

I used to know someone who said he rested his penis on the seat when taking a dump, and when I asked him where the piss goes he looked at me in confusion because he apparently didn't piss when crapping. I'm sure he's in the minority, though. Either that or he was trying to convince everyone his man-bit was bigger than it really is by saying he just slaps it on the seat.

 

[demon]

O shit, first it was pissing in the sink.....and now this?

GAF urinary habits never fails to amaze.

 

[evilromero]

I piss in empty beer bottles and make people drink them.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Probably shouldn't admit this, but I sometimes have a water bottle that I piss into late at night when I'm too lazy to take a trip down the hall to the bathroom.

i've done that and the bathroom is only like 5 feet away from my bedroom.

 

[J2 Cool]

I used to do that with glasses. I'd bring a glass of drink into my room and a few days later I'd take out a bunch of glasses filled with pee. I don't do that anymore though.

glasses, that are not disposed of after use? I seriously hope you were never my friend and I ate lunch at your house and your mom gave me milk in your glass with my peanut butter and jelly sandwhich I had for lunch to tide me over until I got home and was able to get a full nutritious meal with bread that is 100% whole wheat, with an apple on the side..

 

[cloudwalking]

I used to do that with glasses. I'd bring a glass of drink into my room and a few days later I'd take out a bunch of glasses filled with pee. I don't do that anymore though.

a few days later? man your room must have reeked

 

[Hooker]

Weaksauce, anyone who can't hold their piss for a couple of hours!



Just wait 'till your bowel movements have reached their peak

 

[robochimp]

Talk about product rebranding... these things have been in use at hospitals for years.

But, I would have to with Stadium Buddy instead of this one, which requires absolutely no effort to use.

If you are damned lazy to get up to hit the can, then why not just spend a little more?

And by long haul truckers

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Sir, could I interest you in a battery operated vagin^H^H^HInternet Vagina?