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[NinjaBoiX]

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

Did he wink at you and lick his lips?

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

It's okay. I fear that my neighbors can see me having sex or jacking off, but I never stop.

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

Just scream let's do this, get naked and start tuggin' it.

 

[SolidusDave]

I feel like a pervert

So i got a new kitten...

 

[StalkerUKCG]

So you pretty much have a live action porn channel next door? How did the girls look that he was banging?

From what I can tell actually okay, Way above his standards. Typical late teen/early 20's scene sluts but not uggos.

 

[AcceptableGhost]

just join him

 

[Overdoziz]

I honestly didn't want to know where your story was going with a title like that and the first part of your post being "So I got a new kitten".

 

[Megidolaon]

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

Eugh, that's creepy. How many different women has he brought back? And they obviously don't care if the light are on or the blinds are open. Is it always different chicks?

D-Damn, now I feel like the pervert asking all these questions, but OP made me curious

 

[Clydefrog]

I pulled up in a car with a group of friends next to a dude whackin it in his car in broad daylight. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I was in a car with a group of friends driving back to CA from Mexico and we all saw a guy standing up masturbating on the side of the road.

 

[falconzss]

What anime is this cat from because I keep seeing it.

And its adorable,

OT

Well you just had an experience didn't you.

Chi's Sweet Home



Edit: I was honestly expecting something disturbing after reading the first line of your post coupled with the topic title OP

 

[StalkerUKCG]

Eugh, that's creepy. How many different women has he brought back? And they obviously don't care if the light are on or the blinds are open. Is it always different chicks?

D-Damn, now I feel like the pervert asking all these questions, but OP made me curious

I've seen 5 different chicks, 2 look very much the same, Black hair, skinny kid of skanky looking. 1 has silver hair and is skinny, then a fat blond girl and a less fat brown haired girl

 

[LastNac]

Hidecha kitten OP.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

He sounds like an exhibitionist. No harm done on your part. You just peeked at what he was shamelessly showing.

 

[totowhoa]

OP, maybe you should try covering your window with something resembling a bedsheet??

 

[Avixph]

I was in a car with a group of friends driving back to CA from Mexico and we all saw a guy standing up masturbating on the side of the road.

Stop lying, that was you on the side of the road.

 

[3N16MA]

 

[Maximus.]

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

LOL that's hilarious, but if I was in your situation I honestly would watch too.

 

[ctothej]

Just turn off the lights and he'll never know you're there!

 

[QisTopTier]

What anime is this cat from because I keep seeing it.

And its adorable,

OT

Well you just had an experience didn't you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nan212PrGq4

 

[Syracuse022]

This thread lived up to every hope and expectation the title conjured. Beautiful.

 

[dispensergoinup]

Put on a Ryan Gosling mask and give that stare, with a toothpick in your mouth. And watch some more.

 

[Dylan]

I live downtown in a fairly large city, from my balcony I can see hundreds of windows. I think when you live in the city long enough you get desensitized to what people are doing. The stuff described in the OP is pretty tame compared to some of the weird stuff I've seen over the years.

 

[Plasticine]

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

Be careful that you're not in the middle of a Brian DePalma movie.

 

[Plywood]

stalker

go to bed

 

[Dennis]

Curtains, how do they work?

 

[HallucinatingElvis]

Well he obvioulsy wants you to watch, as you should...rub one out while he's going at it, he wont mind.


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StalkerUKCG
Member
(Today, 03:56 PM)


uh-huh

 

[Broder Salsa]

But does the kitten look at it?

 

[pubba]

I thought it be about the cats ass or something. Dat ass.

( * )

 

[geebee]

I live downtown in a fairly large city, from my balcony I can see hundreds of windows. I think when you live in the city long enough you get desensitized to what people are doing. The stuff described in the OP is pretty tame compared to some of the weird stuff I've seen over the years.

Aw man, you have to share some stories after saying that.

 

[Rayis]

I'm just glad the story didn't involve the kitten

 

[UrbanRats]

So i have a new cat.
Also i watch my neighbor masturbates at his window.

The cat was a mcguffin?

 

[wenis]

You should mirror gag him. Duck soup his ass.

 

[Stinkles]

In this thread I discovered multiple partners, occasional intercourse and bjs indicates some kind of sexual failure.

 

[oni_saru]

With this title and the first few lines I got worried for a second..

me too! I was hoping it wouldn't be another cotton swab incident. *shudders*

 

[Syracuse022]

Well he obvioulsy wants you to watch, as you should...rub one out while he's going at it, he wont mind.


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StalkerUKCG
Member
(Today, 03:56 PM)


uh-huh

Just noticed this too. Awesome.

 

[SapientWolf]

Considering how often you have been able to 'accidentally' view his sexual exploits, I am leaning more toward him being the pervert than you. Like he gets off on knowing people can see him.

That was my first thought, but at this point, there should be something blocking the view out the spare room. Now they're both perverts.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

out the corner of my eye I see the dude sat naked on his bed tugging his dick so fast I expected it to snap off.

How big was his cock?

 

[Zoramon089]

Your neighbor not closing his blinds prevents you from closing yours? Brilliant logic there

 

[UrbanRats]

How big was his cock?

Enough to be a noticeable silhouette on the corner of his eye.

 

[Minamu]

For a second I thought that "chicks" was slang for kittens and was horrified :S

 

[Twilight Gap]

One of you needs to get blinds/curtains/both.

 

[Syracuse022]

 

[Buddha Beam]

You should jerk off with him, OP.

Does he have a bigger cock than you? If not, next time he's trying to bang a woman, you should stand naked with half a stalk in front of the window while petting the kitten and tape a sign up that reads, "snickers satisfies".

Girl will probably come right over. Chicks love kittens.

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

One of you needs to get blinds/curtains/both.

This, granted the whole OP and other post really sound like you are enjoying what you have been seeing.

 

[ColonelColon]

Confused as to why the kitten is important to the story.

 

[Pavaloo]

This thread is AMAZING

 

[Rookje]

He lives on a separate street, The only times I've ever seen the guy is when he is getting kinky. He knows I've seen him a few times, He was banging some chick doggy style facing the window, the chick had her head down but he looked dead at me.

 

[Pete Rock]

Def perv

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

I'm dying. Not because of the dude turbo jerking his dick, but because you included your kitten in your story for no fucking reason haha.

Why?

 

[Cromat]

I think it's obvious that he likes to show and you like to watch. Sounds like the beginning of a wonderful friendship.

 

[Antti]

I'm dying. Not because of the dude turbo jerking his dick, but because you included your kitten in your story for no fucking reason haha.

Why?

I don't think the question in the thread title would be valid if he went to the room without anything (other than the weird guy) motivating him to go there.