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[={<SMOKE>}=]

so i just got back from this chicks place. we had sex and i fhuta... there was blood everywhere (including all over the condom) and now i'm a little freaked out. i immediately went to the bathroom and washed "myself" off with soap and warm water afterwards. do i need to worry?

 

[Matrix]

....

 

[Freestyler]

:laugh:

Sweet dreams I'll be having..

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

you guys can laugh, but i'm here to say f'ing-huta is not worth it! i'm a fool!

 

[Blackace]

so i just got back from this chicks place. we had sex and i fhuta... there was blood everywhere (including all over the condom) and now i'm a little freaked out. i immediately went to the bathroom and washed "myself" off with soap and warm water afterwards. do i need to worry?

The real poopshoot or the proper hole?

 

[={<SMOKE>}=]

the real poopshoot and i could use some advice here... should i worry?

 

[Matrix]

Dude maybe she has hemorrhoids and you popped one.

 

[Blackace]

Ummm well considering that hole on most ladies (at least the ones I date) doesn't really see a lot of incoming traffic. it is bound to bleed... just like when a women has sex for the first time or has not had sex for a looooong time... Also if her other partners weren't that "big"... I fingered a poopshoot once and she bled all over the place...

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Anal sex not as great as you thought, eh? These type of little things never pop in fantasies, so I can understand you freaking out. I surely would.

Don't worry about yourself, make sure she is feeling ok. She might be the one feeling a bit off right now...

Did you guys lube up?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

The membrane of the colon is very delicate, it's not meant for crazy pounding, that's why you got's to lube her up! I've had the blood and cum cocktail a few times, you get used to it. Sometimes I'm lucky and get a bit of nut roast too. Is that too much info?

 

[Lyte Edge]

You'll never be able to eat glazed jelly donuts again.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

The membrane of the colon is very delicate, it's not meant for crazy pounding, that's why you got's to lube her up! I've had the blood and cum cocktail a few times, you get used to it. Sometimes I'm lucky and get a bit of nut roast too. Is that too much info?

I think we passed the too much information line about 5 miles back, no turning back now.

I'm glad to hear you took a shower afterwards, smoke. I always do that after sex. I don't know if its a mental thing or a just a hygiene thing, but I need that shower. Thats just in general, I dont FHUTA very often, I haven't met many girls that want to venture there...eugh, high school girls. Glad that chapter is over with.

 

[MrPing1000]

Best Thread ever

 

[Che]

I've never fhuta a girl before and after reading this thread I'm certain I will never -ever- do it.

 

[Leon]

GAF is getting worryingly tolerant of these types of threads.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I've never fhuta a girl before and after reading this thread I'm certain I will never -ever- do it.

What if her name was Kacey and came from Orlando and had developed what doctors call 'invincible poopchute' ?

GAF is getting worryingly tolerant of these types of threads.

Aye, I think I'll tone my behaviour down a bit.

 

[MIMIC]

Taking an educated guess:

Does "fhuta" mean "fuck(ed)(ing) her up the ass?"

 

[Spiritreaver]

Why does this topic just feel like an excuse to use "FHUTA" in every other post?

 

[Seth C]

Taking an educated guess:

Does "fhuta" mean "fuck(ed)(ing) her up the ass?"

Fuck(ed) her/him up the ass.

 

[GDGF]

This is why when it comes to sexual advice, you never listen to people on the internet.

NFHUTAA

(Never fuck her up the ass again)

 

[Leon]

Aye, I think I'll tone my behaviour down a bit.

My comment was certainly not directed towards you, but rather the ones who feel the need to start these threads.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Sounds like you just went straight for it without any lube or atleast stretching, if you know what I mean.

Of course it's going to suck if you have no idea how to do it. I mean, you're getting all worried about it...think about how she feels. She's never going to have sex with you again.

haha.

 

[Ghost]

Try not to worry about it too much, she'll be fine (physically anyway), and you learnt an important lesson.

 

[Kiriku]

"What is this?"
"What is it?"
"It's blood."

 

[AssMan]

You'll never be able to eat glazed jelly donuts again.

LOL! "POOPCHUTE.COM"

 

[Jill Sandwich]

"I'm sorry for my lack of manners. But, I'm not used to escorting men."

 

[Guzim]

"I'm sorry for my lack of manners. But, I'm not used to escorting men."

"It's not just a poisonous snake, it's a MONSTER!"

 

[RedDwarf]

Well jeez, you can't just ram it in there.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

damn, you actually FHUTA? yikes