I give up. I find my cousin more sexually attractive than my GF and she dumps me?

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" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"


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I consider drunk behavior to just be actions without inhibitions, so that's not an excuse OP. She broke up with you for a good reason.
 
That's quite the "joke" there OP.

You didn't go out with your girl and instead had some dude come over, got drunk, played Video Games till ungodly hours of the night, then begged a distant cousin to friend you on Facebook and ended it with a creepy pick up line?

That's quite the night.
 
"I give up."

At first I was like, "Bruh, never give up, never surrender."

But then I was like, "Welp, never say never."
 
This and the in love with a Dominican stripper thread have been a 1-2 dun goofed knockout combo. Where is the glamour in collapse?
 
That's not a joke. No one would find that funny. It's a compliment, which is nice.. other than your girlfriend being on the other end of it.

It's pretty hard to imagine you have some sort of inside joke with a cousin that's so close to you that you're having to try and convince her to add you on facebook.
 
Wow.

I have never drinked and I think this here is a life lesson why I never should.

Really hope you manage to get through this though, sounds very harsh.
 
Your real problem is consulting NeoGaf on advice regarding your love life. I'm not entirely sure you're not just trolling . . .

With that said, forget her. Yes your comment was next-level creepy, but if shes the type of girl that will leave you over something you said while you were hammered, she's probably not worth the time.

And to those people who say drunk words are sober thoughts isn't really correct. People handle alcohol very differently, so a blanket statement like the one above isn't help. Being drunk is a very subjective experience. With that said, being drunk doesn't shed you of your responsibility of stuff you say/do when you are hammered.
 
Wow.

I have never drinked and I think this here is a life lesson why I never should.

Really hope you manage to get through this though, sounds very harsh.

Well, alcohol only can become weird if you have things to hide and if you act different in daily life than what you really are.
Alcohol didn't make him lust for his familymembers.
 
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Advice for Subby:

- Time to lay off the sauce
- See a therapist about Depression and Anxiety
- Don't date girls you're not attracted to
- Don't think unpure thoughts about your cousin, Russ
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While your girlfriend's insecurities may have been a problem, you seem entirely at fault for this to me.

You fucked and ditched to start it off. You ended it by ditching her, getting plastered with a friend, ignoring her when she got home, hitting on a cousin (who seems to not want an established connection to you), and degrading her to said cousin.

That does not even include anything else you've done over the months that show how little you respect and regard her. Considering you started and ended with it, there were probably others.

You say you're at blame, but the way your messages read doesn't convey that to me.

I'm sorry this happened to you, Jae. It sucks. But you two did not seem well suited to each other. Both of you seem to have issues that need to be worked out, and those issues seem to be gasoline to each other's fire.

Please move on. Possibly see a therapist. But definitely learn from this.
 
Here's the joke. It's stupid, you will all prob say I deserve the breakup but i'll be honest. It's not even a joke really but this is what I said.

She asked me why should she friend me on FB. I listed reasons like I think she is smart, ect

and at the end I said

" And also, you are sexually more attractive than her, LOL"

Look, if I deserved the breakup over that comment. That obviously was stupid, inappropriate go ahead and tear me apart. I want to know if it was justified for her to breakup over that comment.

To be 100% clear nothing ever happened between me and my cousin in any sexual mamer
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Was it one of those jokes where if they said yes it would stop being a joke really really fast? It sounds a little like that.
 
I suppose I should make an admission. I actually have an uncle and aunt who are first cousins. When I was a kid, I remember just being confused because I couldn't understand why my grandmother and my cousin's grandmother were so close and why they looked like each other.
 
I suppose I should make an admission. I actually have an uncle and aunt who are first cousins. When I was a kid, I remember just being confused because I couldn't understand why my grandmother and my cousin's grandmother were so close and why they looked like each other.
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How is that a joke? You can't just add "LOL" to shit and suddenly it's a joke. That's some shit Tommy Wiseau would say. What the fuck.
 
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