I got a random email today (Halloween) with an attachment and I'm scared to open it

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Has anybody else got one of these? I feel like it's some Halloween virus thing and I'm scared to open it.
 
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hello brap zeze pazuzu mcflazzy shizzu crackerjacking hammerjohn here, please open my attachment and receive 100 free bitcoins
 
Print it out and shove it up your candy ass!!!!

Then yell "MESSAGE MARKED ASS SPAM!!!"

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Send it to my coworkers, they'll open anything. We haven't had a system obliterated by ransomware this week, so we're due.
 
Greetings brap brap ,

I am a Nigerian prince looking to have a good time this halloween.

There are several million funbucks stashed in an offshore bank account, and only you can help me launder reclaim them to spend on high roller trick-or-treating.

I will of course share the proceeds with you.

Please reply with full bank details, social security number, your passport, two dick pics and a DNA swab so we can kick off proceedings.

Deepest Regards,
Your friend in Nigeria,
Pazuzu 666
 
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Wasnt Pazuzu the demon in The Exorcist? So from possessing teenage girls to possessing computers through spam E-Mails? Lazy af, this millennial culture has fucked up even ancient demons.
 
So my friend emailed them a while ago and just now got an email back. It's a picture of my house from google maps. It's low res and was taken at least like 5 years ago or something. We looked up the ip and it's coming from Japan. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Is the Yakuza after me? How did they get my email in the first place? Why use a creepy name and send a pic of my house instead of some generic phishing scam to make me pay money? Softbank BB Corp. is their ISP.
 
you sure it's not a google street view snap?

*edit* it appears to be, prolly just fetched your meta and ran through some render tester
 
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still creepy though, dude

what'd they say to your friend who responded?

(i didnt see the original email)
 
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that company's subs are tied to various securities dealers and home sellers networks like opendoor

global promo scams and the like
 
TeezzyD said:
still creepy though, dude

what'd they say to your friend who responded?

(i didnt see the original email)
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Nothing. They just sent a pic of my house. I never opened the email btw. Thinking of installing a virtual machine and opening it that way. Also weird how I get it on 10/30 then he gets it on 10/30 this year. Like it's some bot that only can email one day of the year.

Tesseract said:
that company's subs are tied to various securities dealers and home sellers networks like opendoor

global promo scams and the like
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Weird. Like I said I would've expected them to say something like BRAP .: YOURE HOUSE BE SOL;D TODAY . RESPOND NOW. Not a creepy email name with a creepy address and "..." as the subject. Shit still scares me.
 
It sucks that OP, being one of my best friends, is apparently being haunted or something, but I am way too tired/busy to deal with the situation.



❤
 
My friend got an email back. It came with a low quality pic of pazuzu taken from the exorcist and a bunch of like hieroglyphics with that zalgo thing on them.
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