Learn to drive you stupid fuck.
HA! The jokes on you! I've got a penile implant so all I have to do is squeeze my balls and I can get an erection ANY TIME I WANT!!Wont ever be a problem for you you impotent cunt
HA! The jokes on you! I've got a penile implant so all I have to do is squeeze my balls and I can get an erection ANY TIME I WANT!!
Checkmate fuck face!
in ur butt?
1/10
I’d be impressed if he got 2 dicks in there let alone 10
Your bombing tonight, I want a refund.
is your baby keeping you up at night so thats why you're tired and crashing cars?
Listen here cunt I’m about to go Kramer on your ass
Imagine posting a car crash thread with no picture of the crash
My cock is limp, thanks
It wasn’t a crash, it was a fender bender... with a wall
Matt scrapes his car bumper, deems it topicworthy.
I don’t see you making any threads, Rose Tico.
Matt's Puerto Rican? That explains a few things.Fender bender, my ass.
We just procured footage of the incident: