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[Papa]

The wall won.

Fatigue is a helluva drug, kids.

inb4 Cunth Asian jokes

 

[nush]

bender What's your side of the story?

 

[Papa]

bender What's your side of the story?

he killed all humans

 

[Macapala]

Learn to drive you stupid fuck.

 

[Papa]

Learn to drive you stupid fuck.

Wont ever be a problem for you you impotent cunt

 

[Cunth]

don't gaf and drive

 

[Macapala]

Wont ever be a problem for you you impotent cunt

HA! The jokes on you! I've got a penile implant so all I have to do is squeeze my balls and I can get an erection ANY TIME I WANT!!

Checkmate fuck face!

 

[Plies]

Fender bender, my ass.

We just procured footage of the incident:

 

[Papa]

HA! The jokes on you! I've got a penile implant so all I have to do is squeeze my balls and I can get an erection ANY TIME I WANT!!

Checkmate fuck face!

in ur butt?

 

[nush]

in ur butt?

1/10

 

[Papa]

1/10

I'd be impressed if he got 2 dicks in there let alone 10

 

[nush]

I'd be impressed if he got 2 dicks in there let alone 10

Your bombing tonight, I want a refund.

 

[Papa]

Your bombing tonight, I want a refund.

shut up cracka

 

[ManofOne]

Good excuse to buy that dodge/ram

 

[Papa]

Good excuse to buy that dodge/ram

I can hang nush 's nuts from the back of it

 

[nush]

This topics so good you'll want to stick it to your fridge to make baby Matt not feel so bad at his first fingerpainting he brings home from nursery.

 

[Papa]

Listen here cunt I'm about to go Kramer on your ass

 

[Cunth]

is your baby keeping you up at night so thats why you're tired and crashing cars?

 

[Papa]

is your baby keeping you up at night so thats why you're tired and crashing cars?

No it's cause we're Asian

 

[Cunth]

yuck

 

[nush]

Listen here cunt I'm about to go Kramer on your ass

Do it minidick

 

[Papa]

Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f------ fork up your ass

 

[AV]

Imagine posting a car crash thread with no picture of the crash

My cock is limp, thanks

 

[Papa]

Imagine posting a car crash thread with no picture of the crash

My cock is limp, thanks

It wasn't a crash, it was a fender bender... with a wall

 

[AV]

It wasn't a crash, it was a fender bender... with a wall

Whatever, no car gore, no epic upvotes on your post

 

[nush]

Matt scrapes his car bumper, deems it topicworthy.

 

[Papa]

Matt scrapes his car bumper, deems it topicworthy.

I don't see you making any threads, Rose Tico.

 

[nush]

I don't see you making any threads, Rose Tico.

Of course. I wouldn't dream of challenging your current position at the bottom of the quality GAF topics leaderboard.

 

[Papa]

Goodnight, nush. May your dreams be haunted by the ghost of TaySan.

 

[and 3 others]

Fender bender, my ass.

We just procured footage of the incident:

Matt's Puerto Rican? That explains a few things.