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I got the greatest present ever earlier today

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Triumph

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http://www.tvbgone.com/home.php

Oh my. This thing is face rockingly awesome. You can turn off any TV with it. ANY TV.

My other friend has one as well, and we're going to go to the ESPN Zone on Peachtree St. one day and turn off all the TVs right in the middle of a fight or a football game. This thing has LIMITLESS POTENTIAL for hooliganery. Is hooliganery even a word? Well it is now.
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
My girlfriend got me Mobile Suit Gundam SEED volumes 4 and 5 on DVD along with the Katamari Damacy soundtrack for Christmas. Apparently she had a fun time finding the CD in Kinokuinya with the help of this little old Japanese man who could barely speak English. She totally scores super mega bonus points with me on that.
 

MC Safety

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Raoul Duke said:
http://www.tvbgone.com/home.php

Oh my. This thing is face rockingly awesome. You can turn off any TV with it. ANY TV.

My other friend has one as well, and we're going to go to the ESPN Zone on Peachtree St. one day and turn off all the TVs right in the middle of a fight or a football game. This thing has LIMITLESS POTENTIAL for hooliganery. Is hooliganery even a word? Well it is now.

This just in: Cheap prank ends in multiple broken bones.
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Ahaha. This reminds me of this watch my best friend once had in Junior High. It was one of those watches that could turn off TVs and VCRs. He didn't know any of the codes for it, so I asked him to borrow it for a few classes. First I took it to art class where we were watching this boring fucking video for the past 3 days. I started fiddling with it, starting from a low number and working my way up. One of the numbers worked and the VCR turned off and the TV went to that loud ass static screen. The teacher thought nothing of it at first. She pushed play again and it started playing. I waited for a few mins and hit the button again; the VCR stopped again. At this point she thought something was wrong with the tape. :lol

She put it back in and I knew I wasn't finished, and I ended up doing it two more times; until she started yelling and said "I'm failing whoever I find with one of those gadgets". :lol :lol I don't think I've ever tried so hard not to laugh. At one point, I put my head down just so I could regain composure. I had tears from holding it in.

I did pretty much the exact same thing a few classes later in chorus. The beauty was that I had the watch in my jean pocket the whole time, and was never wearing it on my wrist; so I obviously couldn't have given myself away.
 

Wario64

works for Gamestop (lol)
Hehe, one of my friends had those watches too. Fun times in science class, 7th grade. Our teacher thought some dude in the front of the class was turning off the TV and got in trouble for it :lol
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Wario64 said:
Hehe, one of my friends had those watches too. Fun times in science class, 7th grade. Our teacher thought some dude in the front of the class was turning off the TV and got in trouble for it :lol

It was 7th grade for me too! Haha. Ironically...my art teacher did accuse me, and I was sitting in the front.

You're didn't live in NY previously, did you Wario? :p
 

Triumph

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Disco Stu said:
This just in: Cheap prank ends in multiple broken bones.
If we do it, we're going en masse and will take pictures/video tape it in the guise of a birthday party. So I'll up date you!

And Demon, you're damn right I do. They keep the whores in good cash.
 
Hahahaha! YES! I love those things!
My brother has the exact same thing (TV Begone)! Today we went to Bestbuy to get some things, and we were going nuts with it. Turning off everywhere. At one time, these two kids were playing some Xbox game, and my bro walked right past them and turned it off ;D
 
YES!


Too bad I didnt have one of these during my workin at best buy days.

When the damn kids are on there too long, turn that shit off!!!
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I used to have a watch that could control any tv or VCR, and it looked like an innocent calculator watch. This was many years ago. I drove my freshman year teachers absolutely apeshit, and my watch was legendary.
 
I am so buying five of these.




I dislike being subjected to annoying television or music in public.







Maybe I'll enjoy being out in public more when I know that I have the power to off some picture box that spouts commercials. I hated working in retail the latter years, and now my retail shopping experiences will be better for this.












Thank you for posting this information.
 

iapetus

Scary Euro Man
I have a Christmas gift for anyone who messes with my expensive consumer technology. And even better - it's home made. You can make one too - just curl the fingers and thumb of your right hand into a tight ball. You can apply it with percussive force to the face to signify your appreciation of their new toy.
 
Reading all the responses in this thread reminds me of those twerpy bastards who wield their laser-pens at sporting events etc. One time I actually caught a guy with one of those things sitting on the opposite set of bleachers from me at a high school football game. After having my retinas glazed a time or two I was fuming, so I snuck over on the incognito and caught Senor Funnyguy beaming people. I snatched him by his fucking coat from behind and put the fear of god into his ass. I've never been so furious in my life.

Let that be a lesson to anyone who tries to change my "I've been getting my stereo installed for the last 2 hours at Circuit City so I think I'll kill some time by playing some football" game.
 

psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
I need one of those watches. That could save me so much trouble in school. No more french teaching videos, no more art gallery videos, however, this watch wont be needed when we get to watch videos about sex ed.
 
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