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[DMczaf]

Everytime I go see a new movie I see this STUPID trailer, and what do I see before Batman Begins? You guessed it! OMG! LIGHTNING HIT STEALTH! HES NOW THINKING FOR HIMSELF! TERRORIST! RAY CHARLES TO THE RESCUE!

Jessica Biel's ass does help out, but its only there during the beginning of the trailer

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/stealth/trailer_2/

I probably know every line in the trailer by now

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

i love how they expect us to believe that we would give a thinking plane live rounds during devolpment.

 

[Shogmaster]

I already saw this movie. It was called Macross Plus. No need to see 2hr Hollywood bastardization of it.

 

[DMczaf]

Oh yeah, my favorite part of the trailer is when the 3 pilots are just shouting out generic pilot lines back-to-back-to-back!

TAKING FIRE! MUST ENGAGE!

SITUATION IS CRITICAL!

IM HIT! IM HIT!!

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Please tell me Jamie Foxx filmed this before Ray. Otherwise he has the worst agent ever. Foxx was the talk of Hollywood this year, but this Stealth shit is only going to drag his name down. Jessica Biel doesn't have far to fall after Blade Trinity, but Jamie can do so much better after Collateral and Ray.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Please tell me Jamie Foxx filmed this before Ray. Otherwise he has the worst agent ever.

"Forgot about me already, huh?"

 

[temp]

Please tell me Jamie Foxx filmed this before Ray. Otherwise he has the worst agent ever. Foxx was the talk of Hollywood this year, but this Stealth shit is only going to drag his name down. Jessica Biel doesn't have far to fall after Blade Trinity, but Jamie can do so much better after Collateral and Ray.

He still has Jarhead and Miami Vice coming up.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Several months ago I heard Jessica Biel did nudity for this movie. Was that bullshit?

 

[Brian Fellows]

As soon as I saw The Fast and The Furious and XXX names attached I knew it was gonna be crap.

 

[Rorschach]

Please tell me Foxx isn't the next Cuba Gooding Jr!

Damn, she's hot too..

[edit] is this SFW? http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/b/Boat_Trip/1.jpg ;b

 

[ZootedGranny]

Whenever my friend and I saw the trailer for Stealth months ago, we wondered how scientists putting together a likely multi billion dollar craft didn't take into account lightning strikes.

The whole premise is taken from Short Circuit, except instead of the robot being friendly to Ally Sheedy, it's trying to kill Jamie Foxx. And it's in the air. And it's missing The Guttenberg.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Several months ago I heard Jessica Biel did nudity for this movie. Was that bullshit?

Yep, she says she doesn't want to do nudity anymore.

 

[Shogmaster]

The whole premise is taken from Short Circuit, except instead of the robot being friendly to Ally Sheedy, it's trying to kill Jamie Foxx. And it's in the air. And it's missing The Guttenberg.

It's much more Macross Plus than Short Circuit. I don't think the lightening made the AI plane cuddly and lovable....

 

[ZootedGranny]

Sorry, I've never seen Macross Plus. It didn't have Fisher Stevens.

 

[Rorschach]

Yep, she says she doesn't want to do nudity anymore.

So they took it out? DC DVD for great rental justice.

 

[Shogmaster]

Sorry, I've never seen Macross Plus. It didn't have Fisher Stevens.

Not every movie can....

Thank you Fisher, for introducing the always hilarious Indian stereotype to the masses!


BTW, do yourself a favor and go watch Macross Plus. Then you can skip this Hollywood rehash with good conscience.

 

[SolidSnakex]

So they took it out? DC DVD for great rental justice.

I doubt it ever existed. She did a nude shoot when she was 17 so she could get out of her contract on 7th Heaven. Ever since then she's been against nudity.

 

[Scrow]

oh no... not again. another shallow sfx flick that looks fun to me. first fantastic 4 and now this?! what's wrong with me?

 

[Flynn]

oh no... not again. another shallow sfx flick that looks fun to me. first fantastic 4 and now this?! what's wrong with me?

Nothing's wrong with you. You're susceptible to advertising. Hollywood loves you.

 

[Scrow]

Nothing's wrong with you. You're susceptible to advertising. Hollywood loves you.

oh but the ironic thing is i wouldn't waste money seeing these movies in the cinema and would just download them instead ;P

 

[Rorschach]

oh but the ironic thing is i wouldn't waste money seeing these movies in the cinema and would just download them instead ;P

 

[Odnetnin]

I thought the trailer was okay. Script/Plot however is pretty shit

And Jessica Biel is starting to annoy.

She was shit in Blade Trinity.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Everytime I go see a new movie I see this STUPID trailer, and what do I see before Batman Begins? You guessed it! OMG! LIGHTNING HIT STEALTH! HES NOW THINKING FOR HIMSELF! TERRORIST! RAY CHARLES TO THE RESCUE!

Worked for Short Circuit

edit: damn you people! (after reading thread)

 

[Gattsu25]

edit: damn you Shog >_<

 

[ManDudeChild]

... it's so much of a rip-off that I half-expect them to use Myung's theme at some sappy moment in the movie. That explosive ring looked a bit too similar to how Isamu passed the missile test.

 

[Gantz]

The sad thing is you're all are probably going to go see it :lol

 

[SaitoH]

I already saw this movie. It was called Macross Plus. No need to see 2hr Hollywood bastardization of it.

I'm a big Macross Plus fan and I don't see that at all. Just looks like a stupid movie to me.

 

[ManDudeChild]

I'm a big Macross Plus fan and I don't see that at all. Just looks like a stupid movie to me.

The first trailer REALLY shows the rip off better. They even pull the upside down flying that Isamu and what's his face (sorry, it's been a long time since I law saw Macross Plus) do.

 

[Scrow]

The sad thing is you're all are probably going to go see it :lol

not a chance

 

[DarienA]

Please tell me Jamie Foxx filmed this before Ray. Otherwise he has the worst agent ever. Foxx was the talk of Hollywood this year, but this Stealth shit is only going to drag his name down. Jessica Biel doesn't have far to fall after Blade Trinity, but Jamie can do so much better after Collateral and Ray.

Looking at a listing of news articles it looks like Ray was filmed first.

Jamie Foxx Pleads Innocent in Alleged Fight
30 April 2003 (WENN)
snippet: Foxx is in town to film Unchain My Heart, in which he stars as singer Ray Charles.

and

Australian Court Halts Production of $130-Million Film
29 April 2004 (StudioBriefing)
snippet: An Australian court today (Thursday) halted location shooting of the $130-million Sony/Columbia film Stealth in a forest area west of Sydney, bowing to protests by environmentalists.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Australian Court Halts Production of $130-Million Film
29 April 2004 (StudioBriefing)
snippet: An Australian court today (Thursday) halted location shooting of the $130-million Sony/Columbia film Stealth in a forest area west of Sydney, bowing to protests by environmentalists and fans of the classic four-part Japanese animated film, Macross Plus.

Is how it should read.

 

[RonaldoSan]

From the director of corny and over-the-top action!

I'm not diggin' the 80pound-short-cute-white-model-girl kicking ass in every direction. It was too corny in Blade. I wish it would stop.

 

[GG-Duo]

Stupid trailer #1262 - Domino:



"My n-n-name is D-Dom-Domino Harvey! I am a bounty hunter!


....



We all fall down!"

 

[zargle]

You don't actually have to see the movie, since they showed almost the entire movie already in the trailer. The only thing they didn't show was how they finally stop it, presumably by shooting it.

 

[karasu]

From the director of corny and over-the-top action!

I'm not diggin' the 80pound-short-cute-white-model-girl kicking ass in every direction. It was too corny in Blade. I wish it would stop.

ok say what you want, but she is defiitely not 80 pounds. jessica Biel is buff as hell, and I love her for it.

 

[Warm Machine]

Stupid trailer #1262 - Domino:



"My n-n-name is D-Dom-Domino Harvey! I am a bounty hunter!


....



We all fall down!"

It can get away with it because Tony Scott is directing.

 

[Dan]

It can get away with it because Tony Scott is directing.

No, Tony Scott's ADD filmmaking style is officially old and annoying. It worked in Enemy of the State because of the subject material, and in parts of Spy Game it created tension, but beyond that it's just an annoying feature that gets in the way of the narrative. Domino is so over-the-top that I have to wonder if Tony Scott is purposefully lampooning his own style.

Thankfully he's next set to direct Deja Vu for Disney, and I can't imagine them letting him continue down this path.

 

[Warm Machine]

The trailer for Man on Fire made it out to be really nutso in terms of editing but that only happened when Denzels mind was frayed. The shorts Tony did for both BMW and Amazon were completely fucked up though.

He's certainly in a very experimental phase right now. I do wish he'd return to the Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, Last Boyscout times

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Anyone find it odd that building the plane targeted consisted of two towers, one falling right after the other.


Looked a little weird, heh.

 

[RonaldoSan]

ok say what you want, but she is defiitely not 80 pounds. jessica Biel is buff as hell, and I love her for it.

Oh yeah I would definitely call if her if there was a vampire outside my house. I just find it stupid. It's ok for huge-black-kung-fu-half-vampire dude to kick some ass but suburban girl can stay home.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

You don't actually have to see the movie, since they showed almost the entire movie already in the trailer. The only thing they didn't show was how they finally stop it, presumably by shooting it.

Well, we don't need to see you sucking dog dick 'cause we all know you do it! Loser.

Spoiler

Love me.

 

[Rorschach]

Well, we don't need to see you sucking dog dick 'cause we all know you do it! Loser.

Spoiler

Love me.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[karasu]

Oh yeah I would definitely call if her if there was a vampire outside my house. I just find it stupid. It's ok for huge-black-kung-fu-half-vampire dude to kick some ass but suburban girl can stay home.

I find it hot.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

What the fuck are you talking about?

He's a friend of mine in real life; I know things..

 

[Rorschach]

He's a friend of mine in real life; I know things..

So...does he really...you know...play red rocket with the dog?

 

[Litigation Manuel]

So...does he really...you know...play red rocket with the dog?

Let me put it this way: for him, "hot dog" is a double entrendre if you catch my drift.

Spoiler

Nope, and I'm pretty sure his dog is a girl anyway.

 

[DMczaf]

Guess which trailer I saw before War of the Worlds? BINGO!!!

*blows brains out*

SITUATION IS CRITICAL!

 

[GG-Duo]

Yeah, I finally saw this trailer in front of BB...

It's pretty terrible. A stealth bomber that can think for itself? ugh.

 

[Baconäger]

Biel's body did look insane though.

 

[tedtropy]

From the director of corny and over-the-top action!

I'm not diggin' the 80pound-short-cute-white-model-girl kicking ass in every direction. It was too corny in Blade. I wish it would stop.

Dude, if Jessica Biel is 80 pounds, her ass must be 40 pounds of it. She's an attractive girl with a body that actually has the curves a woman's body is supposed to have.