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[AntoneM]

WTF is wrong with you people!!!!

 

[Matlock]

It was the middle of the night, and I needed some jackass wit to sooth my mind.

 

[sc0la]

Today I punched myself in the kidneys. **

I think I might pee blood tonight. What should I do?






[** true story]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i got shampoo in my peehole this morning and it burns when i pee.

 

[shoplifter]

Today I punched myself in the kidneys. **

I think I might pee blood tonight. What should I do?

The only correct course is to drink it. If it's salty, you've got rabies.

 

[HAOHMARU]

I've been constipated for 4 weeks...help me.

 

[shoplifter]

I've been constipated for 4 weeks...help me.

You sir, must get on the shitter.

Then, you must repeat the phrase "I think I can" until you do.

 

[fennec fox]

I've been constipated for 4 weeks...help me.

 

[Socreges]

WTF is wrong with you people!!!!

Some people, among the throngs, actually know these things.

 

[BlackMage]

I hate doctors and hospitals! In fact, I'm scared to death of them!