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[Yaboosh]

5 inches should be fine. I would be much more concerned if you orgasm too early or if your penis smells like hot garbage.

 

[Rentahamster]

The only thing that'll work to make you longer is a traction device.

btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

What kind of enlargement did you try, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[XenodudeX]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

Five inches isn't small broski.

 

[ColonelColon]

The only thing that'll work to make you longer is a traction device.



What kind of enlargement did you try, if you don't mind me asking?

jelqing

 

[legacyzero]

Are you at least average? That's what matters

 

[captainwhat]

easy. just keep pressing your fat pad bruh.

 

[Surface of Me]

jelqing

There was some dude on GAF talking about how much jelqing works and how GAF was wrong about jelqing a few months back.

Were you that dude?

 

[Snuggles]

Someday, maybe even in our lifetime, people like you will be able to extend their tiny dicks with lifelike augs. Whoever first sells that shit will be crazy rich. Bionic cocks will be the rage.

 

[Devolution]

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

 

[idrinkalone]

corn and pickles.

 

[LaNaranja]

Eat some drywall, that's basically what those enlargement pills are.

 

[Eighty Deuce]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

 

[ColonelColon]

There was some dude on GAF talking about how much jelqing works and how GAF was wrong about jelqing a few months back.

Were you that dude?

Nope. I've never said anything like that. I think I know who you're talking about, but I can't remember the user name.

 

[Atilac]

What the fuck is a fat pad

Anyways I thought I had a small penis, then I found out the average in North America is only 6.5 inches, so I'm more than OK

pubis mons

 

[Instro]

5 inches, but if I press down my fat pad it's 6 inches long. The thing is I probably need to go down to a very very low body fat percentage to begin losing fat in that area. And I have tried several times to lose more fat but my body just doesn't want to lose it anymore, even while doing intermittent fasting and stuff like that.

What's the circumference.

 

[Acid08]

Put down the porn.

You're telling me that women may not like 10 inch Godzilla dongs carelessly thrust into them over and over? Weird.

 

[Fox318]

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

He is gonna really think he has a small penis if he compares it to the actresses.

 

[Revoh]

So why don't you tell her it hurt your feelings?

I did. But not that day, I told her today after six days of having it on my head.

 

[Sats]

Get into it.

Tell her you think it's hot when she makes fun of your tiny penis.

There's a large market for that. Not that large though.

 

[Betty]

I did. But not that day, I told her today after six days of having it on my head.

Should have said something immediately.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

It's a great documentary to bust out at parties or second dates. That and Animal Passions.

uggghhh, this is giving me flash backs to that thread where GAF enlightened me on "furries" *shivers* my fucking mind wasn't ready for that shit, (and my safe search wasn't turned on) I'm STILL trying to scrub those images off my brain

 

[freenudemacusers]

I did. But not that day, I told her today after six days of having it on my head.

Damn dude, shoulda said she had a droopy pussy or something on the spot.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

It's the girth that matters the most

 

[User 100115]

This is all well and good, but saying it "doesn't matter as much as technique," is pretty much the same as saying that it matters to you. Most girls would probably take the 9-10 inch godzilla-dong over an average dick, all else being equal.
btw, op, don't try enlargement. It made me impotent.

Erm, yeah no. Too much porn my friend. I know a lot of girls that would run screaming at a porn penis, thanks. Myself included.

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

This.

 

[Prez]

Unless one of the items on your bucket list is to compare dongs in Sub-Saharan Africa, that's average. Congrats.

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Someday, maybe even in our lifetime, people like you will be able to extend their tiny dicks with lifelike augs. Whoever first sells that shit will be crazy rich. Bionic cocks will be the rage.

 

[Village]

How to solve many insecurities: stop comparing yourself to porn actors and actresses.

There would also need to be some societal changes.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

I'm sorry OP, but there's nothing you can do about small penis syndrome ;(

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

notice the subtle bias conditioning of green being used for larger sizes and red being used for smaller sizes. I'm onto you, penis size map.

 

[Yaboosh]

I'm sorry OP, but there's nothing you can do about small penis syndrome ;(

Tongue exercises.

 

[foxuzamaki]

atleast you have some big balls for posting this thread

 

[Rentahamster]

jelqing

Ah, yeah...beating up your dick like that ain't good.

Sorry, man

 

[bryanee]

Isnt the average for an erect penis about 5 and a half inches?

 

[THRILLH0]

welcome to the club.

This post/tag/username combo is spectacular.

 

[jaxword]

The solution is to learn how to go down on a girl and learn how to do it REALLY REALLY well.

 

[Green Biker Dude]

Yeah, I was pretty surprised to learn the average penis size.

rofl americans have small penises

 

[Devolution]

You're telling me that women may not like 10 inch Godzilla dongs carelessly thrust into them over and over? Weird.

Or that most women aren't that fuckin' deep. And plenty don't feel like being impaled. Totes weird. Also lol Godzilla dongs. Totally making that my new dildo line.

 

[tirminyl]

It is. I would recommend you the documentary, where they claim that making love to donkeys increases your penis length and makes you a better overall lover, but you must be willing to watch a guy have passionately steamy sex with one, as that is how it ends.

 

[Village]

The solution is to learn how to go down on a girl and learn how to do it REALLY REALLY well.

And if he does not like or sucks at it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

atleast you have some big balls for posting this thread

You can always insert both your cock and balls into your loved one if you're insecure you won't satisfy her needs.

I've seen it before, I watch porn.

 

[NaturalHigh]

5 inches isn't small? This thread is a confidence booster.

 

[freenudemacusers]

rofl americans have small penises

why do you think we have all the bombs bro

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Thanks for making this thread brah. I have a Fun Size weiner. Its about the same size as an Oscar Meyer weiner when erect.

 

[jaxword]

rofl americans have small penises

Well, yeah, why do you think we love guns so much?

 

[Instro]

Or that most women aren't that fuckin' deep. And plenty don't feel like being impaled. Totes weird. Also lol Godzilla dongs. Totally making that my new dildo line.

Cross marketing for the new Godzilla movie.

 

[Unbounded]

What do girls consider "big"?

Over 7 inches?

I thought 7 inches was average.

Source: I watch copious amounts of porn and I frequently compare myself to the guys in the videos.

 

[Betty]

The solution is to learn how to go down on a girl and learn how to do it REALLY REALLY well.

Not every girl likes that though.

 

[Dicer]

Or that most women aren't that fuckin' deep. And plenty don't feel like being impaled. Totes weird. Also lol Godzilla dongs. Totally making that my new dildo line.

I'm somewhere smack in the middle of op and godzilla dong, and even at that girls have issues.

 

[iNvid02]

first we gotta transform you into the lizard

and then it's just a matter of cutting it off and letting your new 10" monster cock grow in

 

[Mush]

I hate those penis charts because they never say if they mean flaccid or erect.