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[Star Power]

Our sole purpose in life is to question our purpose in life.

 

[Boogie]

 

[madman13x]

42.

 

[tedtropy]

Wrong, the purpose of life is...

 

[Star Power]

I suppose my theorem is too 'deep' for you simpletons to grasp afterall.

 

[Crispy]

 

[Boogie]

 

[DaMan121]

The good thing about this question is that there is no wrong answer..

 

[GG-Duo]

Our sole purpose is life is to question our purpose in life.

Wait... doesn't that mean..........

Star Power don't kill yourself!!!

 

[Drexon]

"WHAT?"

Fixed.

 

[beerbelly]

I was thinking of this topic lately and I've come to a conclusion that works for me. My purpose in life is to provide my offspring(s) a life I never had.

 

[Hitokage]

I was thinking of this topic lately and I've come to a conclusion that works for me. My purpose in life is to provide my offspring(s) a life I never had.

Which then causes your children to rebel against your pressure and you spend the rest of your days in loneliness and regret.

 

[Star Power]

Oy. Faux-deep, recursive philosophy. Silly.

Jealous, much?

 

[RiZ III]

Our purpose is to fuck up the planet as much as we can and then die.

 

[gigapower]

Our purpose is to fuck up the planet as much as we can and then die.

So far I'd say we are right on schedule.

 

[White Man]

Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.

I believe you've inadvertantly plagiarised a Fincher flick. Go sit in the corner before you come telling us you've developed a Unified Field Theory based on Fight Club or something.

 

[Rorschach]

I believe you've inadvertantly plagiarised a Fincher flick. Go sit in the corner before you come telling us you've developed a Unified Field Theory based on Fight Club or something.

:lol

 

[Star Power]

Maybe it is Fincher who has inadvertently plagiarised me. Didn't think of that, did you White Man?

 

[White Man]

Maybe it is Fincher who has inadvertently plagiarised me. Didn't think of that, did you White Man?

Yes. I am stone retarded. Fincher must've used his time machine to come to the year 2005 in order to steal recursive phrases for his mediocre movie. I bet he flew from his time machine to the nearest computer on a beautifully woven magical carpet.

Now get me satellite photos of Belgrade.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Sorry to the White Ninja haters, but it applied.

 

[Jim Bowie]

The purpose of life is to never find out the purpose of life.

The reasoning behind this is simple- say that you find out that you're purpose in life is to scrub toilets. You have two options:

1. Follow your destiny. Even if it's something you hate doing, you know that you have to do it. Thus, this hinders your ability to explore life.

2. Defy destiny, and do your own thing. Now, if you do this, you would have to realize that you're not completing your purpose in life. You know that you're not doing what you were sent here (or put here) to do. But you don't want to believe that all you were meant to do is scrub toilets. This would send your mind reeling. You could fall into bouts of depression, possibly even a form of dementia. Thus, it hinders your ability to enjoy and explore life.

If we never find out our purposes in life, we'll have the ability to do whatever we want. Thus, that must be our ultimate purpose to life.

 

[Star Power]

The purpose of life is to never find out the purpose of life.

The reasoning behind this is simple- say that you find out that you're purpose in life is to scrub toilets. You have two options:

1. Follow your destiny. Even if it's something you hate doing, you know that you have to do it. Thus, this hinders your ability to explore life.

2. Defy destiny, and do your own thing. Now, if you do this, you would have to realize that you're not completing your purpose in life. You know that you're not doing what you were sent here (or put here) to do. But you don't want to believe that all you were meant to do is scrub toilets. This would send your mind reeling. You could fall into bouts of depression, possibly even a form of dementia. Thus, it hinders your ability to enjoy and explore life.

If we never find out our purposes in life, we'll have the ability to do whatever we want. Thus, that must be our ultimate purpose to life.

Pshaw! n00b.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Laaame, you just know you're wrong.

And you don't eat pie.