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I have no doctor, so I turn to GAFots! The Plague?!

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It appears I have some sort of skin condition. Namely on my face.

About a year ago one of my co-workers mentioned it, and I figured this was significant because she noticed a change. I generally don't pay much attention to anything that doesn't cause me pain.

Well, I've still got these reddish spots on my face. They're not raised, painful, or irritatable. It's just there and I'm getting sick of people asking "Why is your face so red?" FUCKED IF I KNOW, I'M NOT A DOCTOR!

The other response would be because I'm fucking furious 90% of the time. In which case I'd consider this could be a stress related problem.

I've switched soaps. No luck.

I tried a facial cleansing soap. No luck.

I hate to pull this sort of rubbish, but I figure perhaps someone here has experience with something similar. I've tried Google and WebMD and I'm sick of seeing zit meds. That's not the problem.

I'll take Skin Cancer for $500, Alex!

Although I'm not in the sun that much. Maybe I've contracted a case of the Clevelanditis. I'll slowly rot away and let bigger cities harvest my useful organs. :lol
 

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Thanks Caps, that's a good start. Sounds and looks pretty much like what's attacking me.

Ah well - I've always thought it would be cool to take my face - off! So now I've got the incentive. I'll be just like Uncle Frank in Hellraiser. :D
 
Oh - son of a bitch!

Cut down on the caffiene?!

NOOOOOOOO!

Cut down on stress?!

Only if I can kill half of the population. I'm fine until I get on the road, or have to deal with another fuckwit human being. >:|
 
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Oh - son of a bitch!

Cut down on the caffiene?!

NOOOOOOOO!

Cut down on stress?!

Only if I can kill half of the population. I'm fine until I get on the road, or have to deal with another fuckwit human being. >:|

Let someone else do the driving.
 
First off we are GaFfonese. Not GAFots. That, will get you killed in South Central GAF.

Secondly you need less carbonated drinks more water to help remove the impurties in your body.
 
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