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[akira28]

This is how I feel when I eat those. Makes the roof of my mouth feel all lard covered.

thats...part of the allure.

 

[Cheddahz]

The true diet of someone on GAF

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I would've been all over this for regular ones, I have a relatively low threshold for spiciness. One or two once in a while but not Slim Jim anymore, use to be the original Jack Links but Family Dollar stopped carrying them which was fine because the last time I got one it had shit in it that made me sick, now they and Dollar General just care the "Squatch" brand.

No delusions of what they're made out of though.

 

[styl3s]

If i knew this i would of ordered like 10 boxes.

I love me some slim jims.

I would've been all over this for regular ones, I have a relatively low threshold for spiciness. One or two once in a while but not Slim Jim anymore, use to be the original Jack Links but Family Dollar stopped carrying them which was fine because the last time I got one it had shit in it that made me sick, now they and Dollar General just care the "Squatch" brand.

No delusions of what they're made out of though.

The only Jacks Links i can stand are these

 

[Incandenza]

OP don't watch this

https://youtu.be/vtCLbFQdfFo?t=3m9s

 

[Hoo-doo]

OP don't watch this

https://youtu.be/vtCLbFQdfFo?t=3m9s

Yo that's a deep cut. I remember that video.

 

[Sapiens]

Have fun with all that ass cancer.

 

[GavinGT]

I also buy ludicrous amounts of Slim Jims at a time on Amazon. That's a hell of a deal.

 

[RoslindaleOne]

You don't know how jealous I am right now, but seeing all those Slim Jims made me smile though.

 

[CloudyTuba]

I like Slim Jim the same way I like McNuggets. You dont eat mcnuggets if you want chicken, you eat them because you like them. I dont eat slim jim because I want jerky, but I still like them. Both of these are admittedly terrible examples of food.

And I'm jealous as hell, OP.

 

[Dandy Crocodile]

Slim Jims are so awful. I love them. Congrats on your jackpot.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

hitting the slim jim lottery sounds a lot like hitting the shirley jackson lottery

 

[butzopower]

And they all expire in 2 days.

Can Slim Jims even expire?

 

[highrider]

Nice op. Don't listen to delicate constitution gaf, enjoy your processed meat snacks.

 

[UFO]

That moment when you bite into a slim jim and realize you're no longer hungry.

 

[Alphahawk]

I tried beef jerky once. It did not at all taste like I was expecting. Like, it wasn't bad per say but there was this disconnect, like my body couldn't believe what it was eating.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

What in the hell are they? Why, America?

 

[M52B28]

I tried beef jerky once. It did not at all taste like I was expecting. Like, it wasn't bad per say but there was this disconnect, like my body couldn't believe what it was eating.

Slim Jim's aren't beef jerky..

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

Your shits are either going to be gnarly for a while or you just won't shit at all.


Have fun.

It's like drinking epoxy glue!


but yeah, Slim Jim is not jerky. it's a strange, possibly edible plastic encased meat shit mash with spice chemicals. and sometimes, that's good.

 

[Tarkus]

I eat the habanero ones. Tastes good.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

The best part is eating the Tabasco ones and like Hot Cheetos. My ass could melt the one ring when that happens.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I'm mad jealous.

 

[Vilam]

You should bundle a bunch together and make Beef Wellington.

Laughed at this harder than I should've.

 

[Spiritwalker]

aren't there chocolate covered slim jims too? i'd try those

 

[novenD]

I bought 5 boxes for $5. That's a year if not years worth of jerky GAF.

My Jim is no longer Slim.

 

[TheSeks]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing at all.

Slim Jims aren't beef jerky. Jerky is wayyyy more chewing involved than Slim Jims which are like mini sausages that are ground-beef-but-not-really-beef.

 

[Ivan Amiibo]

homemade jerky is the business

 

[Wilsongt]

Enjoy your forever smell of garlic.

 

[Pinko Marx]

What in the hell are they? Why, America?

Snack culture is real out here.

 

[Hedge]

I have never seen this type of thing before. What is it, and why do people seem not-too-pleased with them? I can't figure out if they're actually meat based on some replies here.

Regardles.. I'd never buy such a large quantity of food for so cheap. I'd be afraid that someone had tampered with it.

 

[styl3s]

I have never seen this type of thing before. What is it, and why do people seem not-too-pleased with them? I can't figure out if they're actually meat based on some replies here.

Regardles.. I'd never buy such a large quantity of food for so cheap. I'd be afraid that someone had tampered with it.

If you judge everything based on GAF replies you would hate everything.

They are terrible for you but so is the majority of shit we shovel in our mouth.

 

[manzoman96]

I never used to eat slim jim's until I started getting them maybe once a week at school this year since they charge like $10 for a bag of normal beef jerky there. I think they're pretty good but it's ingredients scare me.

 

[The Real Abed]

I prefer Slim Jims over real jerky anyway.

 

[Askherserenity]

Why didn't you let us know about the deal, OP? I want all the Slim Jims.

 

[Ramirez]

Nothing wrong with an occasional SJ.

 

[-MB-]

Reminded me of this lol

 

[FStop7]

Just because you can do something does not mean you should do something.

This applies to the creation of doomsday weapons and the mass acquisition of Slim Jims.

 

[GKSilKamina]

You're going to regret this decision one day.

 

[Chezzymann]

Everyone who is saying slim jims are disgusting are disgusting

 

[t-storm]

Cancer says hi

 

[MechDX]

Somewhere up there Macho man is smiling and giving you a quick "Oh yea! Snap into it!"

 

[Watevaman]

120 Slim Jims is enough to last you a year? That's like two weeks tops of supply, man.

 

[shira]

Anyone have Andy Richter's video how to make a slim jim, its' from 2009

 

[NervousXtian]

Damn those are tasty.

 

[mechashiva]

I need this for my macho man costume. I always waste $40 on Slim Jim's every time I wear it.

 

[ced]

Sodium sticks, but so good.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Who cares Slim Jim still the best

Hate when people say shit like this I'm still gonna eat the shit. That's like telling me what a McNugget is made out of I'm still gonna eat it.

How dare people analyze the contents of food!

Who are you really angry with though. Don't answer that. Think about it for awhile.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Man I love Slim Jims. I would have bought enough to last all 4 years of college, paying $1 for each SJ at the store hurts.

 

[Murder. She Wrote]

Hello, cancer.

 

[Ryouji Gunblade]

I don't eat those any more. But I still totally want to.