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[Ferrio]

They're an abomination, like absolute bottom shelf meat and gristle in a tube yay.

 

[Like the hat?]

Fuck you op. Should have posted this thread when the deal was available.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Somebody call Matt Stonie.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Its going to be a wonderful Christmas. What kid would expect beef jerky sticks in their Christmas stockings? Oh man.

And wow, I cant believe so many of you are showing contempt for Slim Jims. These things were endorsed by Macho Man. And they are delicious.



Nope, may 2016 but should last longer.

And that's how macho man died.

 

[spazchicken]

If it was one shipping (brown) box full of smaller branded Slim Jim boxes for $1 I'd be pissed to have missed it.

Still a great deal but I'm fine about this though. Enjoy.

 

[djplaeskool]

OH YEEEEEAH

 

[Septimus Prime]

Snap into some of these, too.

 

[SummitAve]

Now on sale for $12 a box in the B/S/T thread!

 

[DietRob]

Now on sale for $12 a box in the B/S/T thread!

lol

I've made a huge mistake....

 

[RootCause]

Now on sale for $12 a box in the B/S/T thread!

😂 Goodness! Lol

 

[akira28]

OP could donate those to military care packages.

Or weaponize them and use them against ISIS.

 

[PSYGN]

On the SlimJim diet I see.

 

[iamblades]

I've never tried beef jerky, but it does not look appetizing at all.

Slim Jims are more like really skinny salami than beef jerky.

Jerky is good though, you should try it some time. It's like meat candy.

No Jamon Iberico, but then what is.

 

[Premium Quality]

LMAO!!!

 

[Lunar15]

Trader Joe's has some really good jerky.

 

[GavinGT]

OP needs to man up and finish what he started:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=187945458&postcount=5553

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Now on sale for $12 a box in the B/S/T thread!

Dat 1200% markup baby!

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Snap into some of these, too.

I think you mean:

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Damn, good for you OP.

Some guys have all the luck 😢

 

[NewGame]

A low price like that would make me insanely suspicious

Still in date!

...only slight mercury levels!

 

[Tubobutts]

I don't think I've had a Slim Jim in more than ten years. I'm going to go buy a Slim Jim.

 

[Pyccko]

Hahaha, wow. I just bought my first slim jim in about 20 years today. What a trip.

Spoiler

NOT TERRIBLE, could eat another. B-

 

[Jeffolation]

And now I want to drive to a gas station and buy slim jims. This isn't right.

 

[The Shadow]

OP, you will never poop again...