PS360 said:It's not like this was even assault, or drug possession....a ****in weed pipe! Not to mention that it was the first time I had ever been in trouble with the law (and have not been in since).
Mojovonio said:thread backfire?
Fairly Incredible said:A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility.
ToyMachine228 said:While I understand your fight for citizenship I don't think saying IT'S JUST A WEED PIPE makes any difference. That's like...WELL IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF COKE!!! It's against the law, the end. The people looking at your citizenship application probably often ask themselves, well if this person doesn't follow this law (regardless of what it may be), what stops them from breaking others?
dskillzhtown said:If you know that you were going to apply for citizenship, why in the hell would you change it just to get high? Just doesn't make much sense to me. Is the weed you getting just that good? Is it worth it? But I am glad you see the humor in the situation.
dskillzhtown said:If you know that you were going to apply for citizenship, why in the hell would you change it just to get high? Just doesn't make much sense to me. Is the weed you getting just that good? Is it worth it? But I am glad you see the humor in the situation.
That would be awesome! :lolChichikov said:Every time I file my taxes I want to just write "No taxation without representation" all over my 1040.
Then I think better of it.
I'd rather not test the IRS's sense of historical irony.
iapetus said:Given the Paris Hilton witch hunt going on in other threads...
PS360 said:Good ol' internets:
I did find this:
But posession of paraphanlia is still not a felony under federal law. And that is precisely my charge. It's not trafficking. It's possession.
I do not find it logical to be put in the same category as a murderer, a trafficker of illicit drugs/firearms, or any of the aforementioned crimes.
This is madness.
THIS...IS..AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
. A good example of this concerns Carlos Pacheco who entered the US with a green card as a 6-year old child. In 2000 a federal appeals court agreed that he was an aggravated felon based on his misdemeanor conviction in Rhode Island for stealing some Tylenol and cigarettes.
glistenm said:
Fairly Incredible said:Redneck GAF will rise again!
skinnyrattler said:I'm always amazed by the sense of entitlement by non-citizens. You come into a foreign country, have some illegal drugs and you are pissed off. .
PS360 said:A simple misdemeanor that happened over 5 years ago :lol
Sometimes I simply have to laugh at the utter incompetence of the US CIS (formerly the INS). These people are ****ing RETARDED.
Back in 2002 (I was 19) a friend of mine and I were going to the Delaware beaches to stay at a friend's house (5 million dollar beach house in Bethany Beach; elevator, 3 decks, movie theater...but I digress)....
...so anyway at one point I pull over to let him piss...and what do you know a curious State Trooper pulls up behind me and starts getting nosey. Long story short we were arrested for possession of paraphanalia (tiny, glass, weed pipe).
On my citizenship application, which was returned to me today, I am accused, by the US CIS, of being guilty of an "aggrevated felony" as defined by some statute they've referenced.
That's right kids. Having a small weed pipe is now an AGGREVATED FELONY...apparently :lol
I'm pissed. It's been such a hassle to travel and such with no passport and just my permanent resident card and now I have to go through a "hearing" so that I can go somewhere and yell at these ****heads and explain to them that possession of paraphanalia has never been an aggrevated felony, nor will it ever be one.
US CIS is surely American beauracracy at its absolute WORST.
I hope none of you ever have to deal with them. If you do....good luck...
loosus said:Ya know, I'm not really defending whoever turned down your citizenship, but that was a really ****ing dumb thing to do on your part. You were 19 and knew better.
So now you understand why you're not being granted citizenship? Thread over? Right? Right?PS360 said:Agreed.
I just got denied citizenship
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PS360 said:A simple misdemeanor that happened over 5 years ago :lol
Sometimes I simply have to laugh at the utter incompetence of the US CIS (formerly the INS). These people are ****ing RETARDED.
Back in 2002 (I was 19) a friend of mine and I were going to the Delaware beaches to stay at a friend's house (5 million dollar beach house in Bethany Beach; elevator, 3 decks, movie theater...but I digress)....
...so anyway at one point I pull over to let him piss...and what do you know a curious State Trooper pulls up behind me and starts getting nosey. Long story short we were arrested for possession of paraphanalia (tiny, glass, weed pipe).
On my citizenship application, which was returned to me today, I am accused, by the US CIS, of being guilty of an "aggrevated felony" as defined by some statute they've referenced.
That's right kids. Having a small weed pipe is now an AGGREVATED FELONY...apparently :lol
I'm pissed. It's been such a hassle to travel and such with no passport and just my permanent resident card and now I have to go through a "hearing" so that I can go somewhere and yell at these ****heads and explain to them that possession of paraphanalia has never been an aggrevated felony, nor will it ever be one.
US CIS is surely American beauracracy at its absolute WORST.
I hope none of you ever have to deal with them. If you do....good luck...
loosus said:So now you understand why you're not being granted citizenship? Thread over? Right? Right?
elostyle said:So what I'm interested in is how to get that permanent resident card in the first place. I could never figure that out.
Does being caught speeding count against one too?
LakeEarth said:In Canada you can go to a pipe store and buy one without any trouble. Its not illegal to have one on your person in Canada is it?
Karmacide said:By the way, to all the people in this thread who are interested in getting Green Cards or Citizenship, USCIS is raising the filing fees July 31 BIG TIME.
Karmacide said:You're gonna need a lawyer to file a motion to Reconsider/Re-open. I'm an assistant to an Immigration Attorney and he was able to get a guy who had Grand Theft Auto and another guy who had Assault on his record Citizenships.
CabbageRed said:For what's is worth, I think you're not being treated unfairly. On the otherhand, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. Best of luck.![]()
reilo said:Again?
It used be sub-$200 back in 2002-2003, and it was up to $400 when I applied last year. Now I hear it is up to $500.
PS360 said:Well I appreciate that.
CabbageRed said:Dumb screw up on your part but I do hope that you gain citizenship. Best of luck!![]()
Jeffahn said:
PS360 said:They've provided me with the form for a hearing to appeal the decision. I will probably hire a lawyer as well. Although to be honest, I'm fairly certain I could make a good enough argument myself.
Stinkles said:I'm applying this week. Nothing on my record that I know about.
Mejilan said:Good luck!
My family got our green cards through the last major amnesty... back in the mid-80s, IIRC? But they never took it a step further. Paying for that mistake now... literally.
EternalDarko said:Let me ask you this, is smoking weed the product of you living in the US or have you done that before living in the country?
I find it funny that there's so many arseholes in this thread trying to make you look bad and claiming that you're not worthy of living in the US, but i'd take a guess that the reason you smoke weed is more than likely a product of your stay in the country and would likely not have been the case if you lived elsewhere.
Regardless of the situation, I don't believe that it's in anyway right that you are put in this predicament for merely owning a pipe.
I imagine that most of the people who are giving PS360 a hard time also do not support the current immigration bill. America, **** YEAH!Ether_Snake said:So let me get this straight. You guys are saying the guy doesn't deserve citizenship because he had a pipe on him, but soon your government will pass a bill granting citizenship to millions of illegal immigrants, some of which will have had committed crimes in and outside of your country but you'll never find out what, and that's ok?
Ether_Snake said:So let me get this straight. You guys are saying the guy doesn't deserve citizenship because he had a pipe on him, but soon your government will pass a bill granting citizenship to millions of illegal immigrants, some of which will have had committed crimes in and outside of your country but you'll never find out what, and that's ok?
joeposh said:That bill is pretty much dead Snake, at least in its current form.
You seemed to ignore my advice before man, but seriously CALL YOUR SENATOR (their local office, not D.C.). They can help a ton, and they won't charge you a dime unlike a lawyer.
But see, when he was convicted, it was a misdemeanor.glistenm said:Unfortunately, you're a victim of shitty drug laws like someone else mentioned. If you look through all the laws for what consitutes "aggravated felony" you'll see a large portion dedicate to "softening" up the definition of "aggravate felony" to include minor drug infractions.