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I just got soap in my peehole :(

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Tuvoc

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...So there I was, in the shower. Soaping up my feet when all of the sudden I feel a burning sensation on my dick and I like down and sure enough I can see the soap right on the tip. It burned really bad for like 10 seconds. Then I decided to run my junk under the lukewarm shower water thinking it would make it feel better...and it did until I had to piss from the warm water. so I pissed...and it BURNED LIKE THE FIRE OF 1,000 SUNS! Now I guess I just gotta ride it out. But I know when I have to piss again its gonna burn.

Has this tragedy ever happened to anyone else? Also, I've heard kidney stones hurt more than this? If so I' in for some rough times cuz my family's got a history of kidney problems. :(
 
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Kiriku

SWEDISH PERFECTION
Maybe not related, but I'm filling up a bathtub for my bath this evening, and I forgot about it for a while and it was hot water ONLY. So I had to stick my whole arm down in that burning water and pull the plug, in order to even out the temperature with some cold water. After emptying the bathtub somewhat, I realized that I had to put the bathtub plug back, which took way longer than just pulling it. And that burned too! So yeah, I've had a rough evening.
 
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Ninja Scooter

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i got shampoo in my peehole once before. It burned like hell when i pee'd, and yeah you pretty much have to ride it out for a couple hours.
 
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J2 Cool

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i got shampoo in my eyes. I always thought that little kids cry for nothing, as I couldnt ever remember shampoo hurting me that bad ever. Then the other week it got in my eye and holy shit. It was inside my eye, burning, with no way to get it out. I had to deal with a scolding right eye for hours.
 
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Bob White

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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
adelgary said:
I only get the burning soap sensation from my peehole when I try to masturbate using soap/shampoo... Very bad idea.
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haha i did that once when i was like 12 with some conditioner(WONDER WHERE I GOT THAT IDEA??!?!) talk about some burninatoring....never again
 
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Deleted member 1235

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Weirdos. I regularly use soap for the purpose of cleaning my wang. It doesn't and probably shouldn't hurt.

Herpes, on the other hand, Yeesh.
 
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Kiriku

SWEDISH PERFECTION
As far as I know, you're not even supposed to use soap (unless it's very mild) on your wang. It only makes things worse in the long run.
 
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Naked Snake

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Megafoo Chavez said:
haha i did that once when i was like 12 with some conditioner(WONDER WHERE I GOT THAT IDEA??!?!) talk about some burninatoring....never again
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Are you sure it was only conditioner and not a 2-in-1 combo? Because I used conditioner all the time to masturbate in the past, and it never hurt... I don't think conditioner is supposed to have the "soap ingredient", which is what causes the burning.

There was a time when we always had a huge bottle of apple-scented conditioner in the bathroom, and I always used it to jerk off, it got to the point where if I only smelled the thing, I'd instantly get turned on :lol

I use Johnson's baby oil now, it rocks.
 
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Alucard

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pnjtony said:
ummm...I've gotten soap on my dick before and it never burned. I'd get that checked out
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I think you missed the part where he said the soap got IN his peehole. That would burn like a motherfucker, no questions asked.

This thread is...weird.
 
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Megafoo Chavez

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hey it might've been. Shit, it couldve been shampoo. But i remember it as being conditioner.

Yeah, you gotta love baby oil. Many of days where i'll take a baby oil hand job over a blow job or vagina.
 
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Megafoo Chavez said:
Yeah, you gotta love baby oil. Many of days where i'll take a baby oil hand job over a blow job or vagina.
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Ok, unless there is a woman working the baby oil, this should never be true.
 
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robochimp

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adelgary said:
I only get the burning soap sensation from my peehole when I try to masturbate using soap/shampoo... Very bad idea.
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I used soap all the time as a kid and dont recall a burning sensation
 
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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
catfish said:
Ok, unless there is a woman working the baby oil, this should never be true.
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yeah..thast why i said hand job. I think most people use that term meaning somebody jacking you off. Nobody goes around and says Yeah man I gave myself a handjob today...
 
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drohne

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Megafoo Chavez said:
Nobody goes around and says Yeah man I gave myself a handjob today...
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they do in england.

oh, and i've gotten soap in my dickhole while trying to wank in the shower. i don't remember the burning as being that bad.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
I got soap in my dick one morning while showering. Didn't think anything of it, cuz it didn't hurt all that bad.

Go to school, and by now I forgot all about it. I had to go to the bathroom real bad between classes, and I ran to the urinals.

I set my biological water hose to full blast, and I squeezed real hard to get it out as fast as possible...

But as my piss came out, an unbearable pain overtook my whole body... but mostly my penis.

I remember screaming pretty loud, and cowering with pain with my dick in all it's glory hanging out of my zipper. I'm pretty sure I got piss on my shirt too..

Yah, that shit was embarassing.
 
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Ecrofirt

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Kiriku said:
As far as I know, you're not even supposed to use soap (unless it's very mild) on your wang. It only makes things worse in the long run.
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How could cleaning your dick make anything worse?
 
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J2 Cool

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Ecrofirt said:
How could cleaning your dick make anything worse?
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haha

girl: "ewwww, clean dick?? I'm not touching that."
guy: "aw, come on, i only clean it occasionally with mild soap. Hardly ever, honest."
girl: "well.. ok, but dont clean it anymore."
 
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Kiriku

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Ecrofirt said:
How could cleaning your dick make anything worse?
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I never said you shouldn't clean it, I meant it gets worse from using strong soap when cleaning it. You don't need a lot of soap to clean yourself down there anyway (I hope, for your sake). Too much, too strong and it'll kill the good bacteria, making room for bad bacteria.
 
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SSGMUN10000

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Yeah I would get that checked out. Its never burned me. I have foreskin and to clean I have to pull the skin back and let soapy water on it and not once has it burned.

Which reminds when I was younger and getting one of my first bjs from a girl of course she was inexperieced, she did not want to go down w/o flavor so being the genius that I am told her to go get toothpaste and...............IT FUCKIN BURNED LIKE HELL! Never again, lesson learned.
 
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Jim Bowie

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Coincidentally, I washed my entire penis with soap today and refrained from obtaining peehole fire. Perhaps you should pay more attention.
 
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kitchenmotors

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I got toothpaste on my balls once, that hurt like hell. I always make sure to wear my shorts before brushing my teeth in the morning.
 
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Fixed2BeBroken

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Kiriku said:
I never said you shouldn't clean it, I meant it gets worse from using strong soap when cleaning it. You don't need a lot of soap to clean yourself down there anyway (I hope, for your sake). Too much, too strong and it'll kill the good bacteria, making room for bad bacteria.
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wtf
 
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ohamsie

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Soap is a base, urine is an acid. There was probably some kind of chemical reaction you experienced when the two came in contact.
 
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BuddyC

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kitchenmotors said:
I got toothpaste on my balls once, that hurt like hell. I always make sure to wear my shorts before brushing my teeth in the morning.
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I know a guy who once masturbated with toothpaste. Said it was one of the most painful experiences in his life, akin to masturbating with sand. But he still finished, as "I wasn't about to let it be a complete bust."
 
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tenchir

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My gut is about to bust from all the laughter. I am really lucky compared to you guys since I never had any burning sensation ever when it concerns my penis.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I'm told that cleaning the head of the penis with soap is akin to cleaning the inside of your mouth with soap.

However, it's also true that smegma is actually desirable physically and you really shouldn't wash it away at all....but fuck that shit! So maybe the soap thing is like that.
 
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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Mama Smurf said:
I'm told that cleaning the head of the penis with soap is akin to cleaning the inside of your mouth with soap.

However, it's also true that smegma is actually desirable physically and you really shouldn't wash it away at all....but fuck that shit! So maybe the soap thing is like that.
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So go pour some Listerine on your dick and tell us how it is.
 
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Mason

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I think uncut guys are just supposed to wash the head with water but for cut guys I don't think it really matters (besides the potential soap in peehole thing of course).
 
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sc0la

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etiolate said:
I once got IcyHot on my wang. It is much worse than soap. Icy to numb my dick, then hot to BURN ALL DAY LONG.
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:lol

your not the only one :(
 
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shuri

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Mama Smurf said:
However, it's also true that smegma is actually desirable physically
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Eeeh.. chicks arent into smegma surprises with uncut guys. Maybe in the 16th century or something.
 
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aoi tsuki

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etiolate said:
I once got IcyHot on my wang. It is much worse than soap. Icy to numb my dick, then hot to BURN ALL DAY LONG.
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i did something like that once. Thinking i was grabbing petroleum jelly, i grabbed a handful this stuff that had cayenne pepper in it for soothing muscles, and went at it. It actually felt good for a few seconds before the heat became unbearable. My wang was sore for the next day, and to add insult to injury my mom asked what it was that i hurt because the smell of that stuff coming from my room was so strong.
 
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