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[SSGMUN10000]

Eeeh.. chicks arent into smegma surprises with uncut guys. Maybe in the 16th century or something.

I dont about that, you should just ask my ex.

 

[BlackSalad]

I once got IcyHot on my wang. It is much worse than soap. Icy to numb my dick, then hot to BURN ALL DAY LONG.

I've felt your pain, the bad thing is, water doesn't take off icy hot either =(
I'm glad I'm not the only member of the icy-hot club!

 

[Hooker]

i did something like that once. Thinking i was grabbing petroleum jelly, i grabbed a handful this stuff that had cayenne pepper in it for soothing muscles, and went at it. It actually felt good for a few seconds before the heat became unbearable. My wang was sore for the next day, and to add insult to injury my mom asked what it was that i hurt because the smell of that stuff coming from my room was so strong.

:lol :lol :lol



I think I woke my neighbours up ROFLMAO

 

[Kiriku]

My recommendation won't make your dick all covered in dirt, like some of you seem to believe. It will be at least as clean as before.

But I couldn't be bothered with this anymore. If you don't believe me but still care, ask a doctor. It's your dicks, after all.

 

[Alcibiades]

what's icy-hot?

 

[etiolate]

I've felt your pain, the bad thing is, water doesn't take off icy hot either =(

VERY TRUE! It only seems to intesify the Icy part.

 

[Kon Tiki]

what's icy-hot?

 

[ElyrionX]

Damn, I didn't know that getting soap into your pee-hole induces the burning sensation.....

That happened to me once or twice many years back and till today, I had no idea that was what happened. Thanks GAF OT!!

Anyway, anyone have any scientific reasons for why it burns so much if it gets in and why it burns even more if you attempt to pee?

 

[Zaptruder]

I'm really glad to not know what the fuck smegma is.

Main Entry: smeg·ma
Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora

Main Entry: se·ba·ceous
Pronunciation: si-'bA-sh&s
Function: adjective
1 : secreting sebum
2 : of, relating to, or being fatty material <a sebaceous exudate>

 

[Mama Smurf]

Eeeh.. chicks arent into smegma surprises with uncut guys. Maybe in the 16th century or something.

I mean desirable to the body, not to others.

It's still gross and I'd never even consider not washing there, but medically that's what they say.

 

[Cool]

THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS

 

[Ecrofirt]

I'll tell you what's pure hell for your penis.

Habanero pepper sauce. Good god, is it fucking hot on your dick. It's like a fire in your pants that you can't possibly extinguish.

And let me put out a warning to everyone: Wash your hands several times after eating habanero sauce before taking a piss. Once isn't enough to get the fire demon off of your hands.

Your penis will thank you.

 

[Ferrio]

 

[Ecrofirt]

That's EXACTLY how it feels.

 

[Cool]

XD

ROFL

 

[BuddyC]

 

[Lemurnator]

This thread has rofled me.

I am rofled.

How can you wash your wang and NOT get soap in the peehole?

When I take a shower, the soap gets everywhere and it never burns or hurts me. /shrug

I wonder why that is.

 

[Mama Smurf]

You don't have a wang!

...right?

 

[Lemurnator]

I have not got a wang. But I still wash myself. Girls have peeholes too you know.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Tell me more.

 

[Ferrio]

I had a girl tell me the same damn thing happens to her. So it's definatly not male related. Soap in peehole == NOT NATURAL.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Habanero on peehole == HELL ON EARTH

 

[etiolate]

Yeah I once didn't wash properly after making some salsa and had habanero-burning sensation on my hands for days.

This thread reminds me of those bodysuit pajamas I had as a little kid and the fact I'd always get my weewee caught on the zipper.

 

[The Interrobanger]

:lol :lol :lol

Best thread in a while...