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[GrayChild]

I'm not really comfortable with living with someone who has the same birthday as him. Imagine going out every December 5 and only thinking about how awful the story of TLOU2 was. Or how ugly Jordan from Intergalactic looks. It's almost like I can see his smug face everywhere I look. I really don't think our marriage can endure something so serious.

What should I do GAF?

 

[Peroroncino]

You should take her to bed and imagine it's Neil

 

[tmlDan]

you should divorce her, for sure, not because its her fault... because of the fact that you're a moron.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Rawbutt Jellybean]

You should ask her boyfriend for advice.

 

[deriks]

 

[DForce]

It sounds like she might divorce you first.

 

[bender]

What should I do GAF?

If I were you, I'd ask an admin to revoke my thread creation privileges.

 

[Mister Wolf]

Will you have to pay alimony? How much do you stand to lose after getting raped by the family court system? Might be in your best interest from a financial perspective to stick it out and suffer in silence. Most men do.

 

[RayBoy]

 

[Rudius]

 

[TidusYuna]

Do whatever you like TS. It won't matter. Eventually, your wife will become the main character.

 

[Skifi28]

I think it's high time Neil got his own dedicated subforum.

 

[GrayChild]

Do whatever you like TS. It won't matter. Eventually, your wife will become the main character.

As long as she doesn't beat me to death with a golf club, I don't mind.

 

[ThisIsMyDog]

Ask your wife boyfriend

 

[adamsapple]

OP's wife likes to peg Druckmann?

 

[Big Baller]

We celebrate Sinterklaas on 5 december

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

 

[GrayChild]

"Sorry, honey. The MGSV chicken hat stays on."

 

[ConkerTheSquirrel.]

Neil Druckmann when making that scene:

Fuckin' tool.

 

[Hunter 99]

 

[Brigandier]

 

[Saber]

Ask his wifes boyfriend first, you never know.

edit: damn, already beaten lmao

 

[LectureMaster]

Swap your wife with Druckmann.

Just think about that, every time you get mad at TLOU2 story or disgusted by Jordan's head, you could just physically fuck Druckmann!