I just watched a man masturbate outside my window

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SunhiLegend said:
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What the fuck
 
you called the police? lol. Why didn't you find the largest piece of fruit you had in the house and try and hit his windshield with it?

also, did you tell the police his license plate? If you watched him jack it for a god while, you probably had time to note that down.

Oh mam this movie is such a bummer
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that movie was so shit.
 
InfiniteBento said:
There was a dude sitting in that suv fapping like the world was going to end any minute. He stopped briefly when I opened the window and started looking around but I hid and peeked through the blinds to see what he was going to do next. Rather than leaving, he legit pulls down his pants and grabs a jacket to cover and started having a two handed sausage party.

I called the police and reported it only for them to show up 30 minutes later and to crack masturbating jokes then leave.

What the fuck
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geee, that's not creepy or anything...

but more on topic, is this a thing now? my friend just said he saw a homeless man jacking it on the sidewalk yesterday
 
The technique those folks are using of washing dishes and polishing knobs in those gifs is impressive. Much practicing jerking off improves your house chores.
 
I wanna see a gif where one person brings up the plate and then the other person stands up and is furiously wanking.
 
You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...

Either way, if it was an issue, just don't look out the window. The police aren't going to sentence this guy because he decided to watch porn in his car. As long as no one saw him, it would be as if it never happened.
 
Honestly though, how often do you see shit like this? You hear about these stories on the Internet or from a friend. I'd take a none homo peak just so I can tell people and laugh.
 
Couple of weeks back I saw my neighbor pose in front of her mirror naked, playing with her hair and whatnot.

Did not fap. She's pretty though.
 
super6646 said:
You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...
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As a Canadian, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
Gross

I don't know how people can do that in their vehicles. There's nowhere to wash one's hands.

At least he did it in the confines of his own vehicle, though, and not outside.
 
super6646 said:
You think that's bad? Lol your just lucky your not Canadian, as people can fap in public when they choose too. Obvious, 99% of people wouldn't even consider it, but I've seen in a couple more times than you would have wanted to...

Either way, if it was an issue, just don't look out the window. The police aren't going to sentence this guy because he decided to watch porn in his car. As long as no one saw him, it would be as if it never happened.
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https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_Criminal_Law/Offences/Indecent_Act

Masturbation from inside a vehicle while making eye contact with passer-by falls into sexual context.[2]
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There are a million things to say but I'm too busy being dead.
 
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