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I knew all my hard work for GA would pay off one day!

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Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Just found this gem in my mail box... I know other people have gotten these before and have even replied... I am thinking we should do a joint effort for this one...

"MR. MICHAEL MAKOSANA
TEL:+39 338 865 91 60
FAX:+39 340 473 88 34
25TH SEPTEMBER ,2004.
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you don't know me
personally.I am Mr.Michael Makosana,the first son of Late Patrick Makosana,who
was mudered recently in a land dispute in Zimbabwe.I got your contact through an
internet trade journal here in Italy and I decided to contact you as a matter of
fact.I did not know your person but I relied on faith to see me through.Before
the death of my father,he had deposited the sum of US$20.5Million (Twenty
Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars),in one of the private security companies
in Johannesburg,as if he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe.
This money was deposited in a box as valuable items to avoid much demurrage
from the security company.This fund was meant for the purchase of new machinery
and agro-chemicals for the new farms in Swaziland.
This land problem came when our President Robert Mugabe introduced a new land
act "Modi Operadus" reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers and
some black farmers as well.A lot of people were killed because of this land
reformed "Act" which my late father was one of the victims.
Based on this,my family were scattered. I am staying here in Italy as a refugee
while my mother and my younger sisters are staying in South Africa as
refugees.We decided to contact you to assist us in transfering this money to
your country for investment.The monetary/investment Law of South Africa and
Italy prohibt refugees(assylum seekers) to run bank accounts or be involved in
any business transaction/investment.It is on this that we contacted you hoping
that you will assist us with the name of God.
As the only son,I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine and an
honest person who will assist us in transfering this fund out of South Africa
without the knowledge of my country(Zimbabwe)government who are bent on taking
everything that my late father had after confiscating all his farm lands and
investment in Zimbabwe.We are left with nothing here.
For your kind assistance my Mother and I are offering you 20% of the fund after
the succesful transfer of the fund to your account.5% will be set aside for any
expenses that might result in the process of this transaction,while the
remaining 75% will be for my family which will be used for investment in your
country under your direction as we don't know anything about investment.
Contact me with this secured mail on mikesana34@netscape.net if this proposal
is of interest to you, while I implore you to maintain absolute confidentiality
required in this transaction.
Yours truly,
Mr.Michael Makosana."
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Yeah but this is Michael Makosana...different guy totally... and I wanted to do a group project.... =(
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Convince him to send pictures of his naked daughters.
 
I'd love to see this flesh out into pure hilarity. I'd be down for some photoshopping if you need. We oughta work on replies on the forum for maximum legal mumbo-jumbo. Shoplifter did a great job last time.
 
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