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[Ikutachi]

there are strange people on the internet. never question how far they will go to jerk off to a picture of someone's hair.

 

[bender]

Ugly chicks need loving too.

One of the best t-shirts I have ever seen was worn by a very unattractive lady walking through the mall. It said, "drink until you want me." She owned it.


No. I did not.

You didn't drink first?

 

[lughnasadh123]

All the regular jobs dry up or just the ones where you roll up to for an hour still half drunk from the night before.

 

[SJRB]

Maybe Evilore can take one for the team, sub for a month and report back.

 

[Gp1]

Google Jessie cave
...

 

[GymWolf]

Bitch is kinda fugly, who the fuck pay for her nudes?

 

[BlackTron]

If you pay some chick that had a minor role in a HP movie money to renovate her house in exchange for ... Sexy videos of her hair ... you might qualify for some sort of disability check (which you can then send to her)

It's a terrible value. Come on men grow a backbone. At least get her to toss in some bath water.

 

[AJUMP23]

Bitch is kinda fugly, who the fuck pay for her nudes?

Well she said she is only doing Hair stuff......so I don't think she is naked.

 

[rm082e]

Free market capitalize in action. If she can make some money off people who want to pay for her content, more power to her.

 

[Salz01]

This thread delivers… lol

 

[demigod]

I was hoping it was Emma Watson. Draugoth you ahole!

 

[reinking]

Well she said she is only doing Hair stuff......so I don't think she is naked.

 

[AJUMP23]

I know she will tell her fans she needs a new car and only they can help.

I wonder what her Harry Potter Residuals are? I know the soup Nazi from Seinfeld said he gets like 20K annually I think.

 

[lifa-cobex]

Not one Ron Gif.
Gaf is lazy

 

[AJUMP23]

Daniel made sure they kissed multiple times

 

[Saber]

I know she will tell her fans she needs a new car and only they can help.

Honestly, if she really needs money its obvious this hair thing won't last.

 

[Mistake]

Wallpaper with arsenic and lead? From the looks of things she probably found out by eating it

 

[GateofD]

liked the story of the Boy Meets World redhead girl going into the X world better.

 

[Toons]

If you ask the internet for something snd they give it to you, they can't be mad that you were given what you asked for.

 

[Nonehxc]

Well she said she is only doing Hair stuff......so I don't think she is naked.

She didn't specify what kind of Hair...

 

[mopspear]

This actress reminds me of the nerdy milk of magnesia girl in Don't be a menace.

She reminds me of Courey from My Life in Gaming, the most pedantic of all retro game youtube channels.

 

[Jsisto]

I have way more respect for girls that are actually sex workers and do OF. At least they're committed to their path. I'm tired of this trend of failed actresses trying to leech off of gullible schlubs. Maybe don't get a home renovation if you can't afford it or get a real job.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

If you google recent pics of her she's nasty looking.

Onlyfans to pay off home renos? LOL. Well, at least shes honest about it. At least she's not one of those "I'm dying of cancer" BS stories.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I have way more respect for girls that are actually sex workers and do OF. At least they're committed to their path. I'm tired of this trend of failed actresses trying to leech off of gullible schlubs. Maybe don't get a home renovation if you can't afford it or get a real job.

A lot of these people surely can get a normal boring job, but they dont want to. Job is too crappy, low brow and boring compared to hollywood.

It cant be that hard to get a normal avg wage $60,000/yr job when shitloads of people have those kinds of jobs. And it's not like everyone in the country is Einstein. The vast majority of people have avg skill sets who get an avg paying job and they can survive.

 

[Jsisto]

A lot of these people surely can get a normal boring job, but they dont want to. Job is too crappy, low brow and boring compared to hollywood.

It cant be that hard to get a normal avg wage $60,000/yr job when shitloads of people have those kinds of jobs. And it's not like everyone in the country is Einstein. The vast majority of people have avg skill sets who get an avg paying job and they can survive.

And then there's the simple fact that she obviously is a known quantity in Hollywood circles. While not "famous", I refuse to believe that she doesn't have any contacts that could set her up with a decent paying job even if it isn't an acting gig. This is clearly just someone who doesn't want to work and wants what is essentially free money. Can't blame her entirely if theres losers willing to pay it, but I find it disgusting and lacking in character and dignity.

 

[Mexen]

Wankus Neverius

 

[mitch1971]

Well she said she is only doing Hair stuff......so I don't think she is naked.

So she's not gonna show her Hairy Slotter?

 

[rubik's dude]

So she's not gonna show her Hairy Slotter?

The Hairy Cootter?

 

[Banjo64]

A lot of these people surely can get a normal boring job, but they dont want to. Job is too crappy, low brow and boring compared to hollywood.

It cant be that hard to get a normal avg wage $60,000/yr job when shitloads of people have those kinds of jobs. And it's not like everyone in the country is Einstein. The vast majority of people have avg skill sets who get an avg paying job and they can survive.

Dunno man. If I could flick my hair about on Only Fans for the same salary I’d consider it.

Let’s be real, with Harry Potter attached to her name this chick will rake in a shit tonne of money.

 

[Banjo64]

So she's not gonna show her Hairy Slotter?

Fucking hell lmao

 

[GymWolf]

So she's not gonna show her Hairy Slotter?

 

[Soodanim]

Maybe Evilore can take one for the team, sub for a month and report back.

EviLore please confirm receipt of this request and react accordingly at your earliest convenience

 

[Windle Poons]

So she's not gonna show her Hairy Slotter?

Or her hairy botter for that matter.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

It cant be that hard to get a normal avg wage $60,000/yr job when shitloads of people have those kinds of jobs. And it's not like everyone in the country is Einstein. The vast majority of people have avg skill sets who get an avg paying job and they can survive.

It probably is if your work experience consists of acting (presumably in smaller and smaller roles as time goes by) and linkedin wants to know which industry qualifications you have in human resources before you're filtered out by the recruiter's AI.

If you could get your details in front of a person they might give you an interview out of curiosity, I suppose though.

 

[Z O N E]

Jessie Cave, known for playing Lavender Brown in three films in the Harry Potter saga, has announced that she has opened an account on the OnlyFans platform

Cave does not intend to share nude content or sexual activities. Instead, she plans to publish “sexy videos” of her hair

 

[AJUMP23]

Maybe Evilore can take one for the team, sub for a month and report back.

Who on Gaf has the most OF subscriptions?

 

[Windle Poons]

Who on Gaf has the most OF subscriptions?

I have exactly zero if that helps. Do a poll

 

[Doomtrain]

Or her hairy botter for that matter.

Hairy Twatter?

 

[Saiyan-Rox]

Yeah but what hair

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[zeioIIDX]

“For my renovation” girls will say anything than admit the truth.

Lol. Logically, why is she even renovating her home if she didn't have the money to afford renovations to start with? A home renovation sounds like something optional or extra....rather than something necessary, which most people would probably refer to as home repairs.

 

[CokeDiet]

I have way more respect for girls that are actually sex workers and do OF. At least they're committed to their path. I'm tired of this trend of failed actresses trying to leech off of gullible schlubs. Maybe don't get a home renovation if you can't afford it or get a real job.

You respect those ones?

I save my respect for the street walkers that spend nights out in the cold in fishnets, not knowing if the next John will pull a knife on them.

That takes a special kind of quiet dignity and poise.

 

[SJRB]

Who on Gaf has the most OF subscriptions?

Thick Thighs Save Lives for sure

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Thick Thighs Save Lives for sure

Sorry to disappoint, but I couldn't care less for any of these OF thots.

 

[Windle Poons]

Hairy Twatter?

JK Growling?

No? I'll get my coat.

 

[Redneckerz]

Who on Gaf has the most OF subscriptions?

 

[cormack12]

Give the people what they want

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Couldn't she audition for acting roles.

Daniel made sure they kissed multiple times

Harry's always got your back.

I genuinely believe this guy would go around sniffing people's chairs.