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[triplestation]

 

[Papa]

 

[Cunth]

Post gorilla memes

 

[Virt McPolygon]

I wanna see a jacked gorilla fight a jacked kangaroo.

 

[MetalAlien]

 

[Deleted member 801069]

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Boss Mog]

They have small dicks.

 

[Porcile]

Nagh they are dweebs. Look at this.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Nagh they are dweebs. Look at this.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

They have small dicks.

They do, because they enforce monogamy in their women.

(More to the point, they have small balls because they don't need to waste cum)

 

[Cunth]

I’ve wasted a lot of cum

 

[Mexen]

Haraaaambe haraaaambe hara eh he eh he eh he eh oh eh oh eh ho eh ho

 

[T8SC]

 

[farmerboy]

I approve this thread title.

 

[farmerboy]

You all wish you pulled the ladies like this bloke, wonder if he's still jagging them.

 

[Melon]

This is why I always laugh at people that say they'd much rather run into a chimp in the wild than a gorilla. Gorillas are generally very peaceful and have no issues with humans so long as they act respectable around them. Chimps, on the other hand, will rip your fucking face off for no reason. Just because a gorilla COULD hurt you way worse than a chimp would, doesn't mean they WILL. You usually (emphasis on usually, obviously there are outlier situations) have to go out of your way to provoke a gorilla to get them to wreck your shit.

 

[Stouffers]

Thank goodness you included that first comma in the thread title

 

[triplestation]

Thank goodness you included that first comma in the thread title

yeah im really good at grammer and punctuatiuon

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

This is why I always laugh at people that say they'd much rather run into a chimp in the wild than a gorilla. Gorillas are generally very peaceful and have no issues with humans so long as they act respectable around them. Chimps, on the other hand, will rip your fucking face off for no reason. Just because a gorilla COULD hurt you way worse than a chimp would, doesn't mean they WILL. You usually (emphasis on usually, obviously there are outlier situations) have to go out of your way to provoke a gorilla to get them to wreck your shit.

Evangelion Unit-01 would a 9 stop a gorilla/chimp with a few shots?

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

Evangelion Unit-01 would a 9 stop a gorilla/chimp with a few shots?

Depends. What kind of gun does the gorilla have?

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Depends. What kind of gun does the gorilla have?

A german gun. Look at his tiny penis lol.

 

[Evangelion Unit-01]

A german gun. Look at his tiny penis lol.

Then it’s an even fight.

 

[MaestroMike]

Gorillas/apes seem smart enough they should continue evolving so that we can talk to them eventually that'd be wicked. I'd love to see an accountant gorilla I feel like they'd be excellent number crunchers

 

[bucyou]

sick cunts, the lot of them

 

[Ikutachi]

Gorillas/apes seem smart enough they should continue evolving so that we can talk to them eventually that'd be wicked. I'd love to see an accountant gorilla I feel like they'd be excellent number crunchers

Scientists could get them far already. They decided to opt out.

Scientists splice human genes into monkey brains to make them bigger, smarter

What could go wrong?

nypost.com

 

[triplestation]

gorillas and orangutans and even chimps and all kinds of monkeys are too human to consider separate from us i think

like i could point at a lion and have the kind of attitude like yeah that's an animal

i can't say the same for monkeys

 

[Deleted member 801069]

gorillas and orangutans and even chimps and all kinds of monkeys are too human to consider separate from us i think

like i could point at a lion and have the kind of attitude like yeah that's an animal

i can't say the same for monkeys

that’s racist

 

[triplestation]

forreal i think monkeys can be categorized as people

 

[triplestation]

 

[teezzy]

They also make really good glue

Mad innovative, those dudes are.

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

They also make really good glue

Mad innovative, those dudes are.

I put that shit on everything

 

[teezzy]

I put that shit on everything

 

[JBat]

True story - Once during a trip to the zoo with the family the gorilla was sitting with his back against the glass of the exhibit. This lady was tapping on the glass right behind the big ass monkey. After a minute he threw his hand up over his shoulder to tap back and scared the lady. I swear the gorilla started laughing

 

[triplestation]

True story - Once during a trip to the zoo with the family the gorilla was sitting with his back against the glass of the exhibit. This lady was tapping on the glass right behind the big ass monkey. After a minute he threw his hand up over his shoulder to tap back and scared the lady. I swear the gorilla started laughing

im telling you they're intelligent as hell

they shouldn't be behind glass

i'm glad zoos are disappearing

 

[PSYGN]

They also make really good glue

Mad innovative, those dudes are.

Stay tuned for Gorilla Flu.

 

[GeorgPrime]

They have small dicks.

He loves them. He knows.

 

[Cunth]

im telling you they're intelligent as hell

they shouldn't be behind glass

i'm glad zoos are disappearing

Would you live with one

 

[triplestation]

Would you live with one

no but i would live with koala bear

 

[INC]

 

[desertdroog]

Post gorilla memes

I’ve wasted a lot of cum