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[sprsk]

man, it feels so good when i sneeze. I wish i could sneeze on command!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH WHAT A RUSH

 

[Guzim]

No Hawk! Don't jump!

 

[Error Macro]

It's like the beginning of an orgasm with a bit less of a mess.

 

[Alucard]

The worst is when the sneeze is building up and then just goes away. It's like "awwwwwww".

 

[Wellington]

What in the blue hell.... I've now seen it all.

 

[Desperado]

They do say that a sneeze=1/6 of an orgasm.

 

[sprsk]

word, its like an orgasm with half the mess.

 

[SKluck]

Sneezing = good
Preparing to sneeze = suck.

 

[Kiriku]

I've heard you lose a substantial amount of brain cells when you sneeze, wonder if there's any truth to that.
Or maybe it was when you're about to sneeze, but hold it back?

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Not when you sneeze 10x's in a row :/

Sure, at first people are happy to offer a "Bless you"

But by the 8,9,10 they're telling you to "Shut the hell up!"

 

[MIMIC]

Does anybody know someone with a really funny sneeze?

I knew this one girl (she's probably a senior in college now) who had a really strange sneeze...and her mom sneezed the exact same way!

Description: during the period when NORMAL people draw their heads back, readying themselves to sneeze, SHE would, during this period, begin a spasm of "micro-sneezes" in which she actually would sneeze over and over and over (about 3 or 4 times) very softly, as if she were "whispering the sneeze." They are very fast in rhythm, too. Then, after the third or fourth micro-sneeze, it all culminates in a huge, regular sneeze.

It's hilarious when you see it.

It's like a high-pitched "a-chu *whisper*, a-chu *whisper*, a-chu *whisper*.....A-CHUUU!

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I had a teacher that would sneeze really loud, and squeaky, and it'd scare everyone. It was like a mouse exploding. A lot of women seem to have really high pitched sneezes. And my mom always actually says the words "ah-choo" when she sneezes, like she's just saying it in a funny voice, but it's a sneeze.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Nothing like a good dry sneeze. To all you people who cover your mouth when you have a wet sneeze: don't shake my hand...ever.

 

[Bob White]

"Bless you" should be freaking BANNED for all eternity.

 

[Desperado]

I HATE when people hold their sneezes in. Why the hell would you want to? Every time I've tried to hold in a sneeze it hurts like hell.

 

[way more]

You should look for some clomipramine. It can produce an orgasm when one yawns.

 

[Hitman]

SNEEZING KICKS ASS. I love it!

 

[tracky_dacks]

Not when you sneeze 10x's in a row :/

Sure, at first people are happy to offer a "Bless you"

But by the 8,9,10 they're telling you to "Shut the hell up!"

Yeah I'm one of those people who'll sneeze 10 or so times in a row. For some reason though some chicks think it's quite "cute" so it's not all that bad I guess. ::shrugs::

 

[Trevelyon]

I hate people who have really bad breath & sneeze often. The stink sneeze is probably more potent & revolting then any fart.

 

[psycho_snake]

sneezing is infact 1/8 of an orgasm. There is this girl in my school who sticks something up her nose to make her sneeze, she said she really likes the feeling

 

[effzee]

The worst is when the sneeze is building up and then just goes away. It's like "awwwwwww".

lmao.

for some reason i imagined a studio audience going "awwww" on cue.

 

[teepo]

wtf... it doens't feel good when i sneeze. does this mean i'm gay?

 

[Idle Will Kill]

Yea, sneezing rocks. Feels great. I used to sneeze like everyday even though I wouldn't have a cold, but not anymore. My sneezes are few and far between. That's why I was especially delighted to sneeze six times today (two sessions of three sneezes each).

 

[Suerte]

Is it just an ubran myth that some muscle is shared when sneezing and orgasming? I heard it on TV once...

 

[ohamsie]

I always thought I was alone in my love of sneezing, so I never really brought it up.

 

[Blackace]

Medically speaking... a sneeze is the closest thing you can have to a heart attack....

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Some people can reach orgasm by sneezing, maybe that is whats going on here. I like how it takes away that pre-sneeze weirdness. But thats about it.

I hate how my mom sneezes, she always does 3. I don't know if I'm suppose to say "bless you" on the first sneeze or just wait until she is done. Then sometimes I get confused at say it 2.5 times, stopping myself in mid-sentence on the third sneeze. And my girlfriend does 2 sneezes everytime. I wonder why some people are like that? I swear they both sneeze the exact same number everytime, but mine vary. Maybe its something with women...