VictimOfGrief
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LMFAO, this and the "Hey I know this hot girl and...." thread... :lol
2 gems in one day!!! :lol :lol :lol
2 gems in one day!!! :lol :lol :lol
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I might have gotten my step mom pregnant.
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Tyrone Slothrop
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this thread is hot
Perspicacity
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Name the kid after your father, it would only be right.
PhoenixDark
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I want a step mom now
Cerebral Palsy
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PhoenixDark said:
I have a step mom...
hhhmmm
The Viewtiful One
Member
It took 61 post before we got a otacon reference?
For shame gaf...for shame....
For shame gaf...for shame....
ForzaItalia
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emomoonbase said:
Best topic title in awhile :lol
FlameOfCallandor
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Now all that GAF needs is a
"My (step) dad may have gotten me pregnant: help me GAF I'm still orgasming in the corner"
"My (step) dad may have gotten me pregnant: help me GAF I'm still orgasming in the corner"
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
I read the thread title...and didn't think it would live up to it. It appearently has.
Crab Shaker
Doesn't pay his sources
:lol :lol GAF, I don't know what I would do without you.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94471&highlight=vagina
Which one was it?
Which one was it?
Keru_Shiri
Member
:lol :lol
Indeed, the thread title alone was gold.
Indeed, the thread title alone was gold.
I <3 Tom Lehrer:
Oedipus Rex
by Tom Lehrer
From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is Motherhood.
There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy's best friend is!
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to Mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like Oedipus.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
The out-patients are out in force tonight, I see.
Oedipus Rex
by Tom Lehrer
From the Bible to the popular song,
There's one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is Motherhood.
There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in Freud's index
'Cause he loved his mother.
His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.
Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy's best friend is!
When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.
So be sweet and kind to Mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!
Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like Oedipus.
I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old Oedipus Rex.
The out-patients are out in force tonight, I see.
Crab Shaker
Doesn't pay his sources
oh shit I remember that, now I have to know.elostyle said:
:lol
what do you say to something like this? :lol wow. Though I must say I support the Tokyo clause being invoked here, where he'd get a chance to prove this before his ban. either way... wow.
Oh man... which do you suppose it is?
It's gotta be number 4. There's no way it's five, which meant he banged someone in between his mom and his girlfriend :lol. It takes a certain kind of man to go bang his step mom. It takes an altogether different kind of man to post about her pussy on the internet.
what do you say to something like this? :lol wow. Though I must say I support the Tokyo clause being invoked here, where he'd get a chance to prove this before his ban. either way... wow.
Dan said:
Oh man... which do you suppose it is?
It's gotta be number 4. There's no way it's five, which meant he banged someone in between his mom and his girlfriend :lol. It takes a certain kind of man to go bang his step mom. It takes an altogether different kind of man to post about her pussy on the internet.
Tyrone Slothrop
Banned
if you guys think that's tripped out then check out the folks at this forum. *NSFW ... look out ... and i'm sure one click will infect the fuck out of your console
Almighty_Chocobo
Member
I predict 10 pages :lol :lol :lol
FlameOfCallandor
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