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I might lose my computer.

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So yeah, I'm in trouble for something that's total bullshit and I might lose my use of the home computer that I'm normally allowed to use.

Yesterday my brother got a piece of mail that was apparently a check. My brother wasn't home when it came but my mom was and she looked at this piece of mail that was adressed from somewhere in Nigeria. My brother came home and fought with my mom argueing over what the check is about, he tells her he's doing something for a charitable organization *cough* Bullshit *cough* He goes downstairs to use the phone in the room I'm using the computer and he tells me he took a loan for $5,000 in Ohio and he didn't want my mom to know he took the loan because he knew she would be pissed off. He told me he lied to her about the "charitable organization."

I figured ok, if he's embarassed he took out a loan he's probably not going to be able to pay off, fine. I won't say anything about it. I'll cover for him. It's his ass, not mine. Or so I thought at the time.

He got on the phone to call his friend and his girlfriend, he couldn't get ahold of his girlfriend so he left after checking his email and going to a banks website. Later my stepdad walked downstairs to ask me about a piece of paper he found on the counter in the kitchen upstairs that my brother printed out from a yahoo conversation. The paper had an adress on it from Nigeria also. Before this point I had no idea that Nigeria had anything to do with my brothers lying about a charity, or taking a loan in Ohio for $5000. I still don't, but I know SOMETHING is up, I just don't know what. He asks me about that and I tell him I don't know, which is the truth. He asks me what I DO know and I didn't tell him because I didn't think it was anything serious at this point.

He goes upstairs and tells my mom I wouldn't tell him anything and my mom yells at me to get upstairs. I do so and when I do she starts fucking SCREAMING at me about what I know and talking about people possibly doing illegal shit on our computer (people = my brother) she thinks the check from Nigeria means my brother is involved in some sort of scam. Which by the way, sounds like it could possibly be accurate but my brother would be on the victim end. I've heard of people getting emails asking to sent money to foreign countries to people who have much MORE money that they just need to get out of the country and once they do, they give you a large portion of it. That is a scam, if it's what my brother is falling for, I don't know. If he needed to take a $5000 loan to pay for it, I don't know.

So my mom thinks my brother is doing something illegal and now she thinks I'm covering his ass. I tell her everything he told me about the loan, about him telling me how he lied to her. She doesn't believe me, especially because earlier I asked her "what's wrong with (my brothers name)?" to see if she would tell me more information on where the fuck my brother was going with the charity lie.

So she went downstairs and ripped the keyboard and mouse out of the computer and says the computer is going to be ripped out of the wall as well. She doesn't want any of the people in my family going on it, especially my older brother who this revolves around, and me, because she thinks I have something to do with it. There's screaming back and forth, she makes the general comments about how her kids lie to her and think she's stupid and good for nothing. I constantly remind her I'm not the one who got a check from some country in Africa. She makes an empty threat about me calling my dad because she's not going to take care of me anymore. I'm crying and I'm looking for a number I can get ahold of my brother at so I can bitch him out and get her to tell her I don't have anything to do with what he's doing.

I called his girlfriend and she told me she didn't know anything about it, and that he was called into work. I know for a fact he was called into work but he didn't go because when he left, he didn't have his uniform on. She was also lying about having no knowledge as to what my brother was up to... bitch.

So yeah... I'm going to be able to use the computer at school to post but when I'm at home, I have to wait till my mom and stepdad leave and use my spare mouse and onscreen keyboard. I don't know if they're going to get rid of the computer or not. I just figured I'd share my plight. ;_;
 

Hooker

Member
Heh, I never though someone would ever fall for any of those scams.




Get a hold of your brother and let him spill his guts, but I reckon you are already trying that
 

Tazznum1

Member
Another reason why my child(ren) will not go on the computer without my knowledge and it will have spyware on it so I can if I have reason, see everything they they have done on it. Too many jerkoffs in the world. I will also tell them the computer will be monitored, so don't do anything on there that you would not like me to see.
 

Hooker

Member
Tazznum1 said:
Another reason why my child(ren) will not go on the computer without my knowledge and it will have spyware on it so I can if I have reason, see everything they they have done on it. Too many jerkoffs in the world. I will also tell them the computer will be monitored, so don't do anything on there that you would not like me to see.
Heh, if my kids would have an ounce of my DNA, they would be smart enough not to trust that shit
 

slayn

needs to show more effort.
people actually send money to the no armed no legged dude in nigeria that has $10 billion that he wants to give to you personally?
 

slayn

needs to show more effort.
Tazznum1 said:
Another reason why my child(ren) will not go on the computer without my knowledge and it will have spyware on it so I can if I have reason, see everything they they have done on it. Too many jerkoffs in the world. I will also tell them the computer will be monitored, so don't do anything on there that you would not like me to see.

when kids want porn to jerk off to, they will find a way ;P
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
slayn said:
when kids want porn to jerk off to, they will find a way ;P

I don't care if they want to jerk off to porn, I just don't want them getting involved in money changing schemes. ;)
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Camillemurs said:
My brother is several years older than me.

Which one of us is falling for 409 Nigerian scams? Not me...

What does that tell you?

Too much DNA sharing in your gene pool? <rimshot>
 

Prospero

Member
I probably get about five 419 e-mails a day to one account or another. What's amazing is that every single one is different, and they each have their own heart-wrenching tale of political upheaval. They are an endless source of entertainment.
 

Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
I'm confused about something. You call your brother's girlfriend a "bitch" for lying to you. So... what, exactly, are you for lying to your parents?
 

Tazznum1

Member
Spike Spiegel said:
A long-time personal fave. :)

Wait, what are we talking about? Real-life drama?
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bjork

Member
We've got two different LBG boxsets at work, as well as the live action one. Looks pretty... unique.
 
Tazznum1 said:
Got all 6 DVDs, plus a few volumes of the manga, plus the English comic adaptation. Haven't looked at the live-action version, though... Miko Mido and Nin Nin are two of the best characters in anime, adult or otherwise.

And you can definitely do worse than La Blue Girl in hentai. bjork speaks the truth. :(
 
Goreomedy said:
I'm confused about something. You call your brother's girlfriend a "bitch" for lying to you. So... what, exactly, are you for lying to your parents?

I didn't lie to my parents. I went out and I told them about the loan he told me about. I told them everything I knew.

She told me nothing yet she knows exactly what's going on. She's also a bitch because she doesn't say hi whenever she comes over. My brother tells all his girlfriends how horrible myself, my sister, and my mother are to keep them from talking to us.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Camillemurs said:
She told me nothing yet she knows exactly what's going on. She's also a bitch because she doesn't say hi whenever she comes over. My brother tells all his girlfriends how horrible myself, my sister, and my mother are to keep them from talking to us.

And I thought my family was dysfunctional growing up...
 

Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
Camil, you lied through ommission.

And I agree with Darien. This is fucked up. Not a single sympathetic character on this show! Someone change the channel.
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
Wow. Your brother is pretty damn stupid and naive and uninformed if he didn' tknow about that Nigerian scam. Hell, even you should have acted more quickly. What exactly did you think was that Nigerian letter first time you saw it?
 
Goreomedy said:
Camil, you lied through ommission.

And I agree with Darien. This is fucked up. Not a single sympathetic character on this show! Someone change the channel.
I lied through omission for like 5 minutes before my mom called me upstairs and bitched at me. I told my stepdad that I knew something weird was going on but my brother wanted to keep it a secret. I said it wasn't a big deal because at the time I honestly thought it was. The thought of a Nigerian sceme or illegal activities didn't cross my mind at the time. What DID cross my mind was the thought of "Jesus Christ you're retarded taking out a loan when you have bad credit and probably won't be able to pay back."

I didn't know anything about Nigeria till my stepdad mentioned it.

The only part that doesn't fit into the Nigerian scheme description is that apparently there was a check sent to US, FROM Nigeria.

I don't know if it was really a check though since I've never seen it and my brother never let my mom actually open up the envelope.
 
Marconelly said:
Wow. Your brother is pretty damn stupid and naive and uninformed if he didn' tknow about that Nigerian scam. Hell, even you should have acted more quickly. What exactly did you think was that Nigerian letter first time you saw it?

I never saw the letter.

ALL of this happened within a 4 hour span YESTERDAY.

The moment I heard about Nigeria being involved in this shit from my mom, an alarm went off in my head saying "this sounds disturbingly familiar."
 

bjork

Member
He should've let her open it, then got her on the federal offense of opening someone else's mail.

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW, MOM?!
 

Tazznum1

Member
Let me guess. They sent a check, he deposited it, wrote out another check against his funds and sent it to them, they cashed it, their check bounced and now he is out all kind of money.....
 

aoi tsuki

Member
bjork said:
I've seen some with scat-ish stuff, so... yeah
The stuff where women eat stuff and vomit it back up for others to eat is worse. There's one where on girl is in a tub, the second vomits all this crap into the tub. The first takes her time picking just what it is she wants to eat. She picks the shrimp.

Oh sorry, what were we talking about again?
 

Otaking

Member
aoi tsuki said:
The stuff where women eat stuff and vomit it back up for others to eat is worse. There's one where on girl is in a tub, the second vomits all this crap into the tub. The first takes her time picking just what it is she wants to eat. She picks the shrimp.

Oh sorry, what were we talking about again?
Damn the Patriots! I did NOT need to read that......No more Red Lobster for me...
 

Mugen

Banned
aoi tsuki said:
The stuff where women eat stuff and vomit it back up for others to eat is worse. There's one where on girl is in a tub, the second vomits all this crap into the tub. The first takes her time picking just what it is she wants to eat. She picks the shrimp.

Oh sorry, what were we talking about again?

yo wait... what episode is this? The only LBG I saw is (I dun know what episode) the one where it's all tentacly stuff the whole way through, no scat or vomit shit happening... =\ I feel I'm missing out.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Sorry to hear that. But there is something that must be said. If your brother is old enough to take out a loan, then he SHOULD be smart enough not to fall for this. You should watch out for your brother, there are much better scams out there. He must not be very streetsmart. What good could possibly come out of sending $5000 to Nigeria. My friend's parents were from there and they say it is like the scam capital of the world. Lots of people are trying to run some type of game. Sadly that is the only way some people can survive.

Here are the rules of the street for your brother:

#1. Everybody is a fucking liar
#2. Everybody wants your money and will lie to get it
#3. Everybody is a fucking liar

I tell myself this over and over again when I walk down the street...

God, that scam is so lame though. I mean there is stuff in America that is 1000x better than this. I don't know how your brother has survived in America this long.
 
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