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[Lemurnator]

Areth was such an interesting poster, and the creator of the dead thing in a bag thread.

I shall never forget.

Why did he leave in the first place? As I recall it was because of the things some people said about him over at the other age, but I hope that to be a lie.

What ever happened to Areth?

 

[videogamer]

isn't he atrex?

 

[Drinky Crow]

He and Woody got back together and are jointly filming a modern take on Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist" set in Brooklyn, starring Macauley Culkin and as-yet-unnamed chimp in diapers.

EDIT: Loki points awarded to White Man this round.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Didn't his dad fall in love with him or something?

That was such a shit joke, I apologise. Not even funny bad.

 

[White Man]

He and Woody got back together and are jointly filming a modern take on Joyce's "Portrait of the Author" set in Brooklyn, starring Macauley Culkin and as-yet-unnamed chimp in diapers.

Portrait of the ARTIST! You should know better, sir.

 

[xsarien]

I think the official line had something to do with him just getting ready for school, or at least taking a year off before that. I can't remember which path he took, but either way, yeah...His leaving didn't really help the figurative signal to noise ratio around here.

 

[Dujour]

He has to at least lurk the forum. This place is like the Hotel California.

 

[Ecrofirt]

He has to at least lurk the forum. This place is like the Hotel California.

tell me about it.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Such a lovely place?

 

[Socreges]

As I recall it was because of the things some people said about him over at the other age, but I hope that to be a lie.

I think he had other reasons to leave, but was looking for some sympathy and "No, don't leave, I love you!" and stuff.

 

[Fifty]

He's feuding with Steadman over Oprah.

 

[Loki]

Doug: What, precisely, are "Loki points", and how does one go about obtaining them?


On topic, Areth/Thera was a good guy with a big heart, and was also one of the most intelligent, consistently well-reasoned posters on the board. The forum is the lesser for his departure. I've been meaning to hit him up on AIM one of these days to see how he's doing-- it's been a while since we've chatted.

 

[Ill Saint]

Saw him on TV about a month ago, while Mia Farrow was being interviewed...

 

[EviLore]

He dropped by #ga a while back to say hi.

 

[White Man]

EDIT: Loki points awarded to White Man this round.

I'd only be earning Loki points if I stated that simple post in a 10k word novella, my friend.

 

[bionic77]

Doug: What, precisely, are "Loki points", and how does one go about obtaining them?

Think of a INT in Footballl or an offensive foul in basketball. If that doesn't clear it up, think of the word Jordanesque.

 

[Loki]

Loki points awarded to White Man this round.

I'd only be earning Loki points if I stated that simple post in a 10k word novella, my friend.

Think of a INT in Footballl or an offensive foul in basketball. If that doesn't clear it up, think of the word Jordanesque.

I suddenly seem to be the butt of many jokes 'round these parts... : /


Hmph! <storms off>

 

[White Man]

I suddenly seem to be the butt of many jokes 'round these parts... : /


Hmph! <storms off>

We only joke because we love you.

Wait, did I say 'love?' Because I meant 'love making fun of you."

 

[Willco]

Lemurs and Areth would make the perfect couple.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

yeah, areth was a good kid (still didnt knit me a hat though) hopefully he'll come back one of these days. lord knows we need all the quality posters we can get.

We only joke because we love you. Wait, did I say 'love?' Because I meant 'love making fun of you."

if you get him started now he'll never leave.

 

[Lemurnator]

Lemurs and Areth would make the perfect couple.

What makes you say that?

 

[Ecrofirt]

ahaha, oh that's rich. Lemurs, you know who his dad is, right?

 

[metsallica]

ahaha, oh that's rich. Lemurs, you know who his dad is, right?

I get jokes.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Lemurs and Areth would make the perfect couple.

but he's sooo neurotic and she's so......... her. you know? ii think is aw woody on the east side the other day too.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

 

[Ghost]

:lol this thread took a turn for the funnier.

 

[TheOMan]

Lemurs and Areth would make the perfect couple.

:lol It's funny because it's true

 

[kitchenmotors]

Areth? Eh...

Now AlteredBeast, that's someone to miss. What is it, like 3 years until he comes back from his mission?

 

[Willco]

What makes you say that?

The reasoning for such a comment would be so long that I could write a full length novel about it entitled Not Without My Innocence.

... Soon to be a Lifetime original movie.

 

[The Black Gelding]

The reasoning for such a comment would be so long that I could write a full length novel about it entitled Not Without My Innocence.

... Soon to be a Lifetime original movie.

Let me guess, the story is about a woman who is about to wed Mr. Perfect, but she has to fight her inner demons concerning the time she got raped as a young teen and never told anyone. She then revisits her hometown, that she lives within driving distance from, and she has to find and kill the man that raped her, to "get her innocence back."

 

[Willco]

Let me guess, the story is about a woman who is about to wed Mr. Perfect, but she has to fight her inner demons concerning the time she got raped as a young teen and never told anyone. She then revisits her hometown, that she lives within driving distance from, and she has to find and kill the man that raped her, to "get her innocence back."

... Close, but completely off!

 

[Sirpopopop]

Areth? Eh...

Now AlteredBeast, that's someone to miss. What is it, like 3 years until he comes back from his mission?

I think it's more like a year.

Then the mods can ban Eric-GCA as AB is much cooler than him. AB = Quality token Mormon.

 

[rs7k]

What does Areth's dad do?

 

[fart]

kids

 

[McLesterolBeast]

Import kids.

 

[cvxfreak]

What does Areth's dad do?

Create a real bright guy.

 

[Ghost]

:lol

 

[Socreges]

kids

:lol

 

[iapetus]

Portrait of the ARTIST!

No, the little-known and far-less-popular sequel, starring OJ Simpson.

 

[Lemurnator]

So his dad actually IS Woody Allen and his mother Mia Farrow?

That's what I'd heard also but never thought too much about. He was just a cool poster.

 

[Mama Smurf]

kids

:lol

 

[Willco]

So his dad actually IS Woody Allen and his mother Mia Farrow?

That's what I'd heard also but never thought too much about. He was just a cool poster.

 

[xsarien]

So his dad actually IS Woody Allen and his mother Mia Farrow?

Well, let's just say that if his mother isn't Mia Farrow, he'd have to explain - pretty well - how he's the spitting-fucking-image of her.

 

[Tazznum1]

I heard Howard Stern's Wood Yi kidnapped him.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

Import kids.

:lol