Bungieware said:
I do not. Fuck. This is going to take a lot long than I envisaged.
8 pin CPU cable
24 pin motherboard cable
I/O pins (those are the most annoying, but if you have an Asus motherboard the adapter makes it easy)
PCI-E video card cables
Not too bad, but it will add about 30 minutes to the installation time.
Also, as I installed the Hyper 212+ on a friend's PC last week, I found that the instructions were just awful compared to my Thermalright...that was the biggest annoyance.
What you want to do is this:
1) Unplug everything
2) Remove the motherboard
3) Use isopropyl alcohol or w/e + cotton swabs to clean the CPU
4) Put in the backplate
5) Thread the screws into the backplate (they need to be rotated properly to fit through the backplate, as they're not perfectly round)
6) Adjust the front bracket pins so that they're in the proper holes (see the installation manual)
7) Put thermal paste on the Hyper 212+. One small grain of rice in the middle of it, vertically, is fine (other guides suggest putting lines in between the heatpipe cracks, but this is overcomplicated and unecessary, IMO).
8) Seat the Hyper 212+ onto the CPU. Twist it left/right just a tiny bit to spread out the paste. Do not lift the Hyper 212+ or you'll introduce air bubble. Make sure no thermal paste is leaking out...that would mean you put too much on. If that happens, clean up and restart.
9) Carefully insert the front bracket without dislodging the Hyper 212+ Put in the pins and screw it down.
10) Install the motherboard.
11) Plug everything back in.