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I saw a wacko today

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M3wThr33

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I was driving back from Gamestop (Picked up Another Wonderful Life) and I heard shouting out my window. A guy was across the street with a big board that said something like "What do you think this tells the kids, Bill?" and I looked to my left. Oh, yeah. Microsoft. The guy was shouting something about India.
Then the Ghostbusters song finished on my iPod. The next song was "Put a lid on it" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. Even my iPod wanted the guy to shut up.
 
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I saw a nut today too.

I was at Microsoft trying to have pleasant conversation with Bill Gates (I brought visual aids) and this guy pulls up next to me blearing music off his Ipod like some kind of yuppie (think it was the Ghostbusters song). I look into his car and see a bag from Gamestop with a copy of Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life. I think to my self this nut just paid real money for a copy of Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life but with a chick as the main character

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I saw a nut a few days ago on the train.

Between the carriages you hear a guy and and a women screaming at each other. The woman telling the guy to leave him the fuck alone, pushing him into other passengers and beating accross the back of the head while the guy is saying (in the most pussy voice) why won't you talk to me and all this other shit.
Anyway betwwen the screaming match you find out
1) The girl has been raped and was discharged today
2) She's been drinking
3) She alleges the guy has been sleeping with a 14 year old while she's in hospital
4) Some other shit I can't remeber

Anyway after the leave our carriage a Mrs. Obvious Witness excalims 'She's crazy'. Na duh bitch she's drunk, been raped and thinks her boyfriend is sleeping with a 14 year old while she's been in hospital.
 
I think it's funny that this same story is probably being told by some angsty Gamestop employee about some older dude who came in to get a girl-centric farm simulator with a plushy toy. I think he's telling it on MySpace.
 
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