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[Cunth]

I’m lying on the couch watching YouTube with my iPad resting up against my legs and my gut keeps accidentally touching the screen and choosing the recommended videos on the side. i guess that’s what happens when I haven’t exercised in 6 months

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Stick one of those capacitive touch pens in your belly button and it's a feature.

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[farmerboy]

Its pretty bad for me. I've gained 14kg.

 

[triplestation]

why walk

when you can roll

 

[Spukc]

Ok time to get up fatty

 

[CalmYe]

Quit sugar and junk food for a few months. I lost 13 kg in ~4 months last year without exercising.

 

[GymWolf]

 

[Coolwhhip]

Covid made me fat, no REALLY!!

 

[JimiNutz]

I was gonna say embrace the winter bulk because a little extra fat can help to keep you warm during these upcoming winter months.

Then I remembered that you live in opposite land where it's hot and sunny December-February.
Maybe fuck more?

 

[Cunth]

I was gonna say embrace the winter bulk because a little extra fat can help to keep you warm during these upcoming winter months.

Then I remembered that you live in opposite land where it's hot and sunny December-February.
Maybe fuck more?

even more??

 

[GeorgPrime]

I’m lying on the couch watching YouTube with my iPad resting up against my legs and my gut keeps accidentally touching the screen and choosing the recommended videos on the side. i guess that’s what happens when I haven’t exercised in 6 months

 

[JimiNutz]

even more??

 

[Grinchy]

It's fucking bullshit that we can't just implant our brains into a robot body anyway. We're so far behind. We think about the nutrients we eat and exercising and shit...what are we? Animals?

 

[Piku_Ringo]

 

[oagboghi2]

Stop eating bread and sugar. Weight easily put on is easily taken off.

Weight you do nothing about is hell taking off, and will eventually kill you

 

[Richard Packer]

In order to lose weight you need to want it. How's your stroke game? Has it suffered? Can you even reach your dick?

 

[Elektro Demon]

You're not fat you just have big bones.

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Stouffers]

You’re a fat sack of shit that doesn’t deserve love or a personified relative pronoun.

 

[Mossybrew]

i guess that’s what happens when I haven’t exercised in 6 months

Exercise is almost irrelevant, it's much more about what and how much you eat.

 

[teezzy]

Whaddaya eat all day?

 

[and 3 others]

I’m lying on the couch watching YouTube with my iPad resting up against my legs and my gut keeps accidentally touching the screen and choosing the recommended videos on the side. i guess that’s what happens when I haven’t exercised in 6 months

You disgusting, fat, gelatinous, egg tomato, butterballin' egg flop of fuck, Richard Simmons yourself, in Minecraft!

 

[haxan7]

If you haven't lost 30 pounds did you even COVID

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Werewolf Jones]

It's just relationship weight.

 

[Tranquil]

Stop eating bread and sugar. Weight easily put on is easily taken off.

Weight you do nothing about is hell taking off, and will eventually kill you

I don't think OP cares about sugar. His name is Cunt.

 

[eot]

I'm 68 kg gotta lose some too

See ya later nerds I'm going running

 

[epicnemesis]

How are you going to get fat if you can’t even eat 3 pieces of fried chicken?

 

[Coolwhhip]

I'm 68 kg gotta lose some too

See ya later nerds I'm going running

68kg? Are you a girl?

 

[highrider]

I gained weight initially but I’ve got all the time in the world to work out, I’m fairly jacked for an old man.

 

[GAMETA]

Me too, man. Before covid I was 127Kg, now I'm 130.

I think I crossed the line.

 

[eot]

68kg? Are you a girl?

Did you just assume my gender?

 

[DeepBreath87]

I go to the gym the 4 days a week I’m not working because every day I can’t believe they haven’t forced them to close again. I’m actually doing pretty good. I could tighten up a couple of places if I ate clean for a week or two, but it’s winter so I’ll worry about that in March. But they had better not shut everything for 3 months again. It’s too cold to get exercise outside now.

I’ve been within 10lbs of 160 since high school. I just look better or worse depending on whether I’m working out.

 

[T8SC]

So you're a massive cunth now?

 

[spawn]

You know that you can run outside with no gym membership or government intervention. Just get running shoes. It's so good for your heart, your lungs, and your blood vessels.

 

[Blade2.0]

Stop eating bread and sugar. Weight easily put on is easily taken off.

Weight you do nothing about is hell taking off, and will eventually kill you

But I like bread and sugar

 

[Nobody_Important]

I know I have. I've been trying to do a daily walk around my neighborhood after dinner every night, but I'm not sure it's doing the job. I might need to invest in some work out equipment.

 

[Cunth]

You know that you can run outside with no gym membership or government intervention. Just get running shoes. It's so good for your heart, your lungs, and your blood vessels.

With my knees? Sheeeeeit

 

[Rentahamster]

Can you still see your dick?

 

[Porcile]

Can other people still see your dick?

 

[teezzy]

Can you still see other peoples' dicks?

 

[Cunth]

I still have the strength to lift my penis up in front of my face. No problem

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I get why your wife complained about your socks now. She has to put them on for you too right?

Spoiler

I've gained about 5kgs in recent months too. It's back to summar and kids sports so I'm already curtailing that. It was good while it lasted, video games all night, sweets with the kids...back to intermittent fasting and weights.

 

[Rival]

Is

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Did you just assume my gender?

Unless you are like 5'4 or something that is underweight.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Accountability is important especially during covid. OP if you give yourself a little jog not even a lot you’ll feel a lot better.

 

[BaneIsPain]

I see why you gain weight.

 

[eot]

Unless you are like 5'4 or something that is underweight.

My BMI is normal kthnx

Actually used to be way skinnier so...

 

[UnNamed]

I was 86Kg, I already lost +6Kg in 2 months.

Can you still see your dick?