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[thief183]

Damn I'm sick and tired of all those caos bringer, I want to relax and sleep but no, dogs barking and pissing everywhere (even over my tent), kids screaming and crying but if I ut a little bit of music everyone comes there asking if I candecrease the volume... wtf!

And while we are here, no fatty too. That would be the paradise.

 

[Pagusas]

Damn I'm sick and tired of all those caos bringer, I want to relax and sleep but no, dogs barking and pissing everywhere (even over my tent), kids screaming and crying but if I ut a little bit of music everyone comes there asking if I candecrease the volume... wtf!

And while we are here, no fatty too. That would be the paradise.

Get rich, lots of amazingly private camp grounds to enjoy if you can pay for it.

 

[Stouffers]

But you’re fine with pedophiles? You disgust me.

 

[nush]

No, no, no,no,no no there's no limit.

 

[Prison Mike]

But you’re fine with pedophiles? You disgust me.

Gotta be a back story here lol

 

[TaySan]

Be rich i guess and buy some private land?

 

[thief183]

But you’re fine with pedophiles? You disgust me.

Wait what?

 

[thief183]

Get rich, lots of amazingly private camp grounds to enjoy if you can pay for it.

Be rich i guess and buy some private land?

I totally need to check this rich status, might be interesting...

 

[Pagusas]

I totally need to check this rich status, might be interesting...

Totally worth it. Just takes time, commitment and energy, but if you have drive and a good work ethic, no matter who you are or where you are from, you can make it.

(Or you can blame everyone else and the government for your horrible life choices and bad work ethic/lack of drive/issues and hope that will lead you to becoming rich via handouts. Hint: it won’t work, but you may find companionship in like mind whiny little bitches)

 

[Mossybrew]

but if I ut a little bit of music everyone comes there asking if I candecrease the volume... wtf!

Your post is funny because having to listen to some shithead's dumb music in public is far more annoying than kids or dogs. Put some earbuds in you goddam savage.

 

[-Arcadia-]

I want Gaffers to string together a coherent thread title.

We don't always get what we want.

Or in Gaf thread title language: We don't don't alwyd get what wer want?

 

[bucyou]

 

[brap]

I want Gaffers to string together a coherent thread title.

We don't always get what we want.

Or in Gaf thread title language: We don't don't alwyd get what wer want?

beep poop arcadia desu ne~

 

[GAMETA]

Camp in the wild, you lil' bitch

 

[Stouffers]

Camp in the wild, you lil' bitch

Does camping in BOTW count?

 

[Brian Fellows]

I’d prefer no kids but mandatory dogs camping.

 

[GAMETA]

Does camping in BOTW count?

Sure, BotW is awesome

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

I'll go camping w you if these are the rules.

Generally you need to find a more remote place, or a cabin w its own drive-way. Sounds like you went to a "campground" where other campers share a lane and you have a common bathroom facility?

 

[Stouffers]

thief183 is this you?

 

[n0razi]

Agree with no kids but dogs are cool

 

[Mr Nash]

Give up camping and take up hunting. You're still in nature and no kids around because for some reason parents worry about their children being shot and / or eaten by bears. Boom. Problem solved.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I feel like this is a joke thread I don't get.

More to the point just camp more remote. I've had good and bad experiences in official campsites but I far prefer remote camping with a 4wd. It's just far superior in terms of where you go, what you experience and just being on your own/family/friends. The flora and fauna you experience in remote camping far exceeds the shite served up at structured sites. Beach and river camping is the best.

 

[thief183]

Agree with no kids but dogs are cool

Yea, but if I come to piss on your tent you will not be happy, if a dog does it everything is ok...

So I've found a no kids and no dog camping btw, It is full for the next 2 years... I guess I've found my next investment.

 

[thief183]

I want Gaffers to string together a coherent thread title.

We don't always get what we want.

Or in Gaf thread title language: We don't don't alwyd get what wer want?

It is not easy with the phone trying to translate every word.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

Imagine not being able to find solitude in a country as wide open as the United States. Also, pedophilia is bad OP.

 

[DogofWar]

If you go to a specified camping area, there will be other people there.
If you don't want other people around, camp in the wilderness. That is relaxing. Especially when brining the kids

That said, I want a hotel without other guests but me. Anyone know where I can find one?

 

[Nester99]

Don’t go on the weekends? /shrug

 

[DESTROYA]

Fuck camping !
I love the great outdoors but grew up so poor it was almost like camping everyday.
I come from a poor farmers village and our house had no indoor plumbing, no electricity. If you wanted to go to the bathroom you had to use a outhouse.
Fuck that , I’ll do my day trips and then sleep in a nice luxurious hotel room or my home with AC blasting thanks.

 

[TheContact]

not gonna criticize the thread title bc English doesn't appear to be OP's first language, but as someone who hates camping (who used to do a lot of camping) I can feel for the OP. There probably are some sites that don't allow dogs, but might be trickier to find one that don't allow kids. Hopefully you just get lucky and don't get positioned near any kids, or you can just do old school camping and literally pitch a tent in the woods in complete isolation. I'd bring a gun though tbh, never know what kinda creatures you'll run into.

 

[lock2k]

Damn I'm sick and tired of all those caos bringer, I want to relax and sleep but no, dogs barking and pissing everywhere (even over my tent), kids screaming and crying but if I ut a little bit of music everyone comes there asking if I candecrease the volume... wtf!

And while we are here, no fatty too. That would be the paradise.

Go to China. They have camps there.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

If you go to a specified camping area, there will be other people there.
If you don't want other people around, camp in the wilderness. That is relaxing. Especially when brining the kids

That said, I want a hotel without other guests but me. Anyone know where I can find one?

That's called a cabin or an Airbnb.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Dispersed camping is your solution. Don’t go to campgrounds. Otherwise expect kids and dogs because that’s basically the only place we can get them to wear themselves out so they shut the hell up at home

 

[daveonezero]

You need to go further into the wilderness. Either get a 4x4 and go where most cars can’t. Or park at a trail and hike in somewhere.

You won’t see anyone.

mid neither are an option you maybe able to find more secluded places in parks that aren’t campgrounds.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Why don't you feed the kids to the dogs?

 

[DESTROYA]

Under a bridge is always a bad idea.

 

[eot]

If there are other random people around when you're camping you're doing it wrong

 

[xrnzaaas]

1) Buy a camper
2) Find an isolated spot
3) Profit (unless you're going to be robbed, raped and killed in the middle of nowhere)