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[Fuz]

what

 

[light2x]

Where's the tldr?

 

[ManaByte]

 

[Scotty W]

You can come anyway, Scotty didn't reply to me so he's uninvited.

Gamers only drink vodka!

 

[Amiga]

Honest work on that grammar

 

[FoxMcChief]

why do people type so much in one post? They have to know that no one is reading that shit. I’m a casual gamer that barely had time to play games. I’m not wasting time reading one long post, nah.

 

[FoxMcChief]

Gamers only drink vodka!

Guess I’m not a gamer. I drink whiskey, like man.

 

[buenoblue]

To much potato talk I stopped reading

 

[OmegaSupreme]

For shame Scott the woz

 

[Rendered Tangent]

Yes, potatoes, definitely...I think...right?

 

[fran.fernandez]

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[Trogdor1123]

Guess I’m not a gamer. I drink whiskey, like man.

Agreed, besides to op and other babies, who drinks vodka?

 

[kapshin]

I remember the time a post on a message board about video games touched me where I pee, I was hurt now I can no longer take my phone into the bathroom

 

[Evolved1]

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Nam malesuada purus malesuada facilisis ornare. Aenean bibendum dignissim ultrices. Fusce interdum feugiat dignissim. Nam tortor diam, sollicitudin at dolor ut, interdum cursus tortor. Quisque et est id odio venenatis venenatis nec non massa. In aliquet, nulla sit amet efficitur malesuada, diam sem ullamcorper orci, sed finibus lectus lacus ac leo. Maecenas pretium nec mauris in iaculis. Donec ac ullamcorper neque. Ut blandit purus sed maximus euismod. Nunc sed iaculis magna, vel maximus elit. Phasellus ultrices libero eget consectetur suscipit. Sed et felis quis lacus semper sollicitudin.

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Solanum tuberosum

 

[dreamcastluvr]

Where's the tldr?

We must shun filthy casuals who waste time on silly real world fakery and assault innocent beings of light on GAF. Bouncing bowling balls off wrinkly arses and taters n' turds in jars. That's all I came away with.

Oh, and shave, warsh, and wipe arse, and it will feel like a woman's.

 

[GeekyDad]

They hated him because he spoke the truth

OP, your prose was beautiful and your message is ahead of it's time. Gaffers aren't ready for the truth.

We can't handle it...

 

[Roitorb]

I wanna know who’s got the wife with the hot ass that you can bounce a bowling ball off of?

 

[Scotty W]

I wanna know who’s got the wife with the hot ass that you can bounce a bowling ball off of?

Brad

 

[Rendered Tangent]

I wanna know who’s got the wife with the hot ass that you can bounce a bowling ball off of?

That's what I was thinking too.

I mean, a tennis ball, maybe...but a bowling ball, that's just ridiculous.

 

[ahtlas7]

Who gilded this? Fess up.

 

[Nihilum]

The essence of the ‘material world is decay, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Hello darkness my old friend

 

[Scotty W]

Who gilded this? Fess up.

My money’s on Draugoth because he always makes smart decisions.

 

[veterangamerUK]

Might want to look up the definition of "assaulted" you pussy

 

[Draugoth]

Did you get your PhD for this dissertion?

My money’s on Draugoth because he always makes smart decisions.

I can confirm im a filthy casual that pushes for filfthy casualness.

 

[Scotty W]

Did you get your PhD for this dissertion?

Yes, a lot of GAFfers have given me a Pretty horrific Denigration.

 

[VolticArchangel]

 

[Oddvintagechap]

Is this a coming out the closet post?

 

[Scotty W]

Is this a coming out the closet post?

Yes, all eyez on me

 

[chromhound]

 

[ahtlas7]

Yes, a lot of GAFfers have given me a Pretty horrific Denigration.

GAF University, Frat House Cultures Grad!

 

[light2x]

Yes, all eyez on me

That shit can kill you.

Girl, 8, Orphaned After Gas From Rotting Potatoes Killed Her Entire Family

Girl, 8, Orphaned After Gas From Rotting Potatoes Killed Her Entire Family

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

 

[kirby007]

i got a solution for you instead of being the bitch, you call the other person a bitch and tell em to shut the fuck up

 

[darkangel-212559]

This was the most beautiful piece of writing I've ever had the joy of reading. Well done brave sir, well done!

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Your writing is too blindingly glorious for the likes of this stinking cesspool, most gaffers couldn’t even be bothered to read past the first sentence. Most truly great artists are not appreciated in their time, I apologize on their behalf for they know not the greatness of that which they impugn. I’m going to go make some fried potatoes and think of you sir, god bless.

 

[Rendered Tangent]

Your writing is too blindingly glorious for the likes of this stinking cesspool, most gaffers couldn’t even be bothered to read past the first sentence. Most truly great artists are not appreciated in their time, I apologize on their behalf for they know not the greatness of that which they impugn. I’m going to go make some fried potatoes and think of you sir, god bless.

Everytime I peel a spud from now on (which won't be very often) I will remember the OP and his majestic potato inspired dissertation.

 

[Camreezie]

OP Its not an airport you dont have to announce your departure

 

[AlteredForms]

I'm assuming the details about Minecraft and potatoes are a by-product of the moderator's sense of humour?

 

[the_master]

I hada good laugh, but now I am getting angry at people being proud of getting conclusions and writing oppinions by having read only the first sentence. Wow

 

[dr_octagon]

Scotty W

You reference potatoes but didn't say Potato Blight(town).

 

[vodka-bull]

Thanks but I‘m currently reading the mass effect novels.

 

[dr_octagon]

Lorem...

Alright brah, you went to a fancy school and can speak Latin. No need to show off.

 

[Scotty W]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.

I was thinking maybe you had translated my post into Latin, like my boyz Petronius and Jerome, which would be a huge honor, but when I put this into Google translate, it is just gibberish. Surely Google is in the wrong.

 

[Scotty W]

Thanks but I‘m currently reading the mass effect novels.

Brad, is that you?

 

[Slicker than your average]

We can't handle it...

Jack Nicholson can

 

[ThatStupidLion]

What the hell did i just scroll past

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

 

[Kumomeme]

GAF vs potato gonna be like:

 

[64bitmodels]

greatest thread ever made. 10/10 experience. the people mocking you are naught but filthy decaying casuals

 

[EverydayBeast]

Gaming is a huge hobby there’s casuals but also extremists who game 7+ hours a day.

 

[Scotty W]

greatest thread ever made. 10/10 experience. the people mocking you are naught but filthy decaying casuals

Thank you. I am being harassed FR MY TRUTH!