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I will post video of my 17-year-old sister-in-law in the jacuzzi...or you can ban me!

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jenov4

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:lol I'm pretty sure this stuff happens all the time as these types of topics usually end up on Jerry Springer / Maury Pauvich / Roland / Montel / <insert trashy talk show here>
 
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Ghost

Chili Con Carnage!
Wait...so shes the sister of your brother in laws wife?

Thats hardly related at all.....infact, is it related at all?


Spying on underage girls is a dangerous game though, no matter how hawt she may be.
 
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hXc_thugg

Member
Ghost said:
Wait...so shes the sister of your brother in laws wife?

Thats hardly related at all.....infact, is it related at all?


Spying on underage girls is a dangerous game though, no matter how hawt she may be.
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I think it's his wife's sister.
 
Malakhov

Malakhov

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levious said:
she's

his

sister

in

law


Dude's got issues with sex.
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He did it, why can't we?
 
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Tommie Hu$tle

Member
OK BojTrek I got the low light vision camera going fine now then if we can put this right over your jacuzzi we should be good to go.


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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Tommie Hu$tle said:
OK BojTrek I got the low light vision camera going fine now then if we can put this right over your jacuzzi we should be good to go.


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She's puuuurdy.
 
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Stryder

Member
Even though the chances of this happening are slim-to-none I'm going to post to subscribe, just by the off-chance this happens.
 
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tralfazz

Member
Tommie Hu$tle said:
OK BojTrek I got the low light vision camera going fine now then if we can put this right over your jacuzzi we should be good to go.


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Sweet Sassy Molassy. Hi my name is Ron Mexico. I'm betting there are more pics.
 
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GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
Tommie Hu$tle said:
OK BojTrek I got the low light vision camera going fine now then if we can put this right over your jacuzzi we should be good to go.


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God damn....

dude...

I want to jump on that.
 
Smiles and Cries

Smiles and Cries

Member
BojTrek said:
HELLO... I would love to keep this going...

But it was just a joke between the brother-in-law and me... I told him that she takes a jacuzzi everytime she watches the baby...

He said... jokingly... I should give you a survielence camera and... blah, blah, blah...

And we joked... that we would be divorced, in jail, but would have a nice story to talk about if we were roomies in prison...

IT WAS A JOKE PEOPLE...

Oh... you are all joking along with me...

It gets to a point that you don't know if people know that it is meant to be tongue-in-cheek... or TONGUE IN 17 YR OLD...

WOW... I should be on stage with a drum-roll... ba-da-bum...
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Oh man after reading this why do I still suspect this dude already went and done it without telling the Bro-In-Law?
 
Smiles and Cries

Smiles and Cries

Member
Tommie Hu$tle said:
OK BojTrek I got the low light vision camera going fine now then if we can put this right over your jacuzzi we should be good to go.


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damn thats HAWT just a little more booty and she would be heaven :D
 
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Zaptruder

Banned
Loki said:
I'd be more upset knowing that my girlfriend/wife could fist herself, period. ;) :p
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Why? Would they remove you from the picture entirely?

Seriously tho.

It's actually pretty hard... most girls can try and most girls will fail!
 
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Ninja Scooter

Member
:lol I can just picture your brother in law

"SHE'S ONLY 17 YOU SICKO! NOT ONLY IS IT ILLEGAL BUT ITS IMMORAL!"

**waits for wife to leave the room**

"Dude, we are TOTALLY going to hook a camera up in this bitch!"
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
there's just something about a girl posing in front of the drawings of a 7 year old that really cranks my shaft.

"Hot girl? AND Hello Kitty?! OMFG ITS TEH HAWT I NUTT3D ROFL!!1!"
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
Zaptruder said:
Why? Would they remove you from the picture entirely?

Seriously tho.
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Think about it, Zap... ;)


It's actually pretty hard... most girls can try and most girls will fail!
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I'm not sure I'd consider an inability to fist oneself a "failure." :p
 
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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Loki said:
I'm not sure I'd consider an inability to fist oneself a "failure." :p
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It's like that one chick in Chasing Amy said... their bodies are designed to pass a freakin' baby. Do you think a fist would be THAT hard? They just need practice, and by practice I mean sleeping with Shaquille O'Neal.
 
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Loki

Count of Concision
whytemyke said:
It's like that one chick in Chasing Amy said... their bodies are designed to pass a freakin' baby. Do you think a fist would be THAT hard? They just need practice, and by practice I mean sleeping with Shaquille O'Neal.
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:lol


I don't think they'd remove you, they'd just find someone else to fill the gap.
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Or two or three people...simultaneously. :D


I'm no slouch in terms of <ahem> "equipment", but a fist I'm not. :p Besides, I prefer a more snug fit. ;)
 
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GaimeGuy

Volunteer Deputy Campaign Director, Obama for America '16
whytemyke said:
It's like that one chick in Chasing Amy said... their bodies are designed to pass a freakin' baby. Do you think a fist would be THAT hard? They just need practice, and by practice I mean sleeping with Shaquille O'Neal.
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that would be through the birth canal (the cervical opening), not the vagina.
 
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BojTrek

Banned
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
 
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Dilbert

Member
BojTrek said:
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Just in case anyone thought this didn't have enough momentum to make the archive...

Either she's going to be really flattered and ask you where the digicam is kept...or you're totally screwed.
 
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Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
BojTrek said:
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
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:lol :lol :lol

wow, talk about classic fuck-ups. This is awesome.
 
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scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
BojTrek said:
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
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greatest post ever! can we get an 'AMEN'?!
 
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IAmtheFMan

Member
BojTrek said:
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
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You guys never cease to amaze me. :lol
 
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Jdw40223

Member
dude.. u just need a digi cam and tell her and her friends they can come over and drink. Safely. :D

Digi cam + alcohol + her friends + leave cam by jacuzzi = chicks take pics of self.





Edit: So much for your fantasy. If she saw the topic.. then thats a total "high" killer.
 
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masud

Banned
BojTrek said:
NO SHIT... THIS IS NOT BULLSHIT...

I was on Gaming Age before leaving for basketball tonight... I left at 5:50PM...

The wife was going out to dinner at 7:00PM...

Guess who is coming over... the 17 yr. old sister-in-law...

Guess what BojTrek did... THAT'S RIGHT...

I left this fucking topic open on my internet... I come home talk to the girl and her boyfriend... thank them for watching my daughter...

I start a load of laundry... come over to the PC and NO....

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I LEFT THIS FUCKING TOPIC OPEN ON MY DESKTOP.

DID SHE SEE IT?

I checked my Temporary Internet and it was last accessed at 5:05PM by me...

Oh well, you joke and you can get burned... we will see how this turns out now.

Oh and there was a cigarette lighter by the keyboard... so they were over here... uh oh...
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:lol Sounds like something I would do.
 
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ohamsie

Member
At the start of this thread, I thought it was the spiritual successor to the Bogeyker "bathing with his child" thread.

Now that I have read it all, I think it surpasses it.
 
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