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I wish we could just get rid of those under 15 years of age...

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Willco

Hollywood Square
Pre-teens are ruining everything. Television, movie theatres and music. Teenagers aren't that great either, but they can be put to good use in low-level, dead end jobs.

I think we should toss everyone under 15-years-old into a giant fire and use the heat to make giant pancakes. I'm talking the size of swimming pools.
 

Diablos

Member
The kids today are really scary. Their sense of style, faux state of independence, the whole thing is just really fucking scary.
 

sly

Banned
Cerebral Palsy said:
Do you really have to ask why he creates a new thread every two seconds?

Do you really have to ask why I ask why he creates a new thread every two seconds?
 
Willco said:
Pre-teens are ruining everything. Television, movie theatres and music. Teenagers aren't that great either, but they can be put to good use in low-level, dead end jobs.

I think we should toss everyone under 15-years-old into a giant fire and use the heat to make giant pancakes. I'm talking the size of swimming pools.

Is this an attempt to bait the only under 15 year old on this internet forum?

FAIL
 

FightyF

Banned
Pre-teens are ruining everything. Television, movie theatres and music.

Wasn't there one movie in the 60's that introduced everybody to surf culture and really changed the way Hollywood saw teens as far as being a viable market? Forgot the name of it...

But yeah...ruins movies indeed. X-Men 2 should have been rated R and we should have saw a lot more blood.
 

ChrisReid

Member
Diablos said:
The kids today are really scary. Their sense of style, faux state of independence, the whole thing is just really fucking scary.

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=51930

Asked to identify the three "coolest" brands, 42 percent of respondents 8 to 12 years old chose Nintendo, while 36 percent think Disney is among the coolest. Another 31 percent chose McDonald's, 21 percent said Nike, and 20 percent chose Hummer.
 

FightyF

Banned
Red Scarlet said:
Are you thinking of that 'Endless Summer' movie or its sequel?

Well I googled ES and it's a documentary. This was actually a fictional movie that really sensationalized surf culture, but was one of the few movies that catered to teens more than anyone else. I'm guessing ES came out to show people what it really was all about...
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Desperado said:
I'm 16. Is that under 15?

If you have to ask that, you might as well jump into the bonfire.

I also hate people who use animals as Internet handles. But that's more of an unrelated rant than anything else! Carry on.

And could someone get me some pancake batter?
 

Tarazet

Member
ChrisReid said:
Asked to identify the three "coolest" brands, 42 percent of respondents 8 to 12 years old chose Nintendo, while 36 percent think Disney is among the coolest. Another 31 percent chose McDonald's, 21 percent said Nike, and 20 percent chose Hummer.

Yet another piece of evidence to support my theory that all Hummer buyers are actually 10 years old.
 

Boogie9IGN

Member
Yay, Willco is back, bitches.

And I liked myself when I was 15. Course that was only before January but still, I wasn't that stupid.
 
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