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God's Hand
Banned
Before she signed off, she said:
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well what if I change my mind oneday?
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okay well you never know
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we'll just see how things go without all that stuff
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and then it gets all confusing to me cause I don't know if I just like the idea of it or if I really do like you
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10 PRINT "DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF? (Y/N)"
20 INPUT instruct$ IF instruct$ = "y" OR instruct$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 30
30 END LIFE
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well what if I change my mind oneday?
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okay well you never know
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we'll just see how things go without all that stuff
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and then it gets all confusing to me cause I don't know if I just like the idea of it or if I really do like you
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10 PRINT "DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF? (Y/N)"
20 INPUT instruct$ IF instruct$ = "y" OR instruct$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 30
30 END LIFE
God's Hand
Banned
She's beautiful, definitely. She's got such a great body. Her ass is perfect.
Awwwwww, cute kitty. I grew up with cats all around me 24/7, and miss them like hell now that I'm flatting. Can't really get one now since I won't be staying in town more than a couple of years. He/she doesn't look too fat to me.
Looks like the girl is pretty hot for you just going by the chat logs, but you come off as a bit of a wuss (as Cubsfan would say). You should flirt back a bit more and see how it goes.
Looks like the girl is pretty hot for you just going by the chat logs, but you come off as a bit of a wuss (as Cubsfan would say). You should flirt back a bit more and see how it goes.
God's Hand
Banned
Fine, I will. TOMORROW AT WORK. She won't even know what hit her.
Amakusa
Member
Here where you want to go with that, call her over to your place one day.. after work, one a off day whatever.
Make sure you're sitting on the sofa with her, start off slow with saying the things that turn her on. Make sure to play it cool, a little chuckle here and there, don't forget to smirk and narrow your eyes 25%. I call it... the lustful stare, but it only works after a soft chuckle.
Then start asking her about her life, make her tell you more stuff, if she says something that can be warped with a dirty mind laugh alittle. If she askes you what you're laughing at, don't just tell her... work your way into telling her. Make her try to guess abit, if she can't guess it.. then say something like *ummm ok ok, but don't get mind if I tell you.. it's only a joke. My minds abit dirty right now.* Play it by the book my friend and you can be more then just friends 
How to get anal 101.
Most girls are afraid to try this, because they.... what am I saying? Class dismissed!
God's Hand
Banned
Cool, she asked me out today. Out of nowhere. We're not going out on a date, we're just going to "hang". Going for a walk then going to her place. Suite!
God's Hand
Banned
I meant "sweet".
Alyssa Hu$tle
Member
So does that mean if I tell one of my girlfriends a colour would look good in her hair and she goes and does it, that deep down she really wants to jump my bones?God's Hand said:
SWEET!
*runs away to call half a dozen women in her address book*
happyfunball
Member
God's Hand said:
Dude, you're fucked. Just give up right now and save yourself alot of pain. You're just setting yourself up for gettin all kinds of trampled on.
CajoleJuice
Member
That's the joke!MoxManiac said:
And yea, you are so unbelievably fucked God's Hand. Unless, somehow, you found the one girl that's not a complete bitch/headcase.
Friend zone for you, buddy. Tell her you want to go out and think she's sexy. Tell her you don't want to be her friend. If she refuses, or gets wierded out, stop talking to her and move on. Female friends are like guy friends, that don't do shit. Sorry, but you can be friends with any woman. It's fairly simple. But you can't fuck 'em all. Why waste all your damn time being a friend when you could spend the same time pursuing poon? You have to do the same niceties and all that stuff either way. Just that one way offers a nice reward at the end, and the other leaves you with a lot of time on the phone listening to her bitch about the other woman that's trying to ruin her, or the other guy (who's not you) that won't let her rub her smelly snatch all over his dick. Gee, sounds like a tough decision to me. :lol If in doubt, refer to my avatar. It's a 4-step process. 
PEACE.
PEACE.God's Hand
Banned
WTF? SHE ASKED ME OUT. SHE WANTS ME TO COME TO HER PLACE. HELLO.
Don't rain on my parade.
Don't rain on my parade.
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Vennt
Unconfirmed Member
PuertoRicanJuice said:
They're not rare, there's a damn sight more than just one out there, and if not, you're all screwed because mine is just about perfect
She encouraged me to quit a dayjob I hated that earned me more than £50,000 a year & take up my hobby as a full time job even though it earns me a fifth of that, Has never tried to change me in any way, gives me plenty of hawt sex, gave me a beautiful son and has been both lover and best friend & staunchest critic (When I've needed it.) and easily became the person I'd describe as being the most amazing person I've ever met. I love her and fancy her as much now as the day we first met, and that was over 11 years ago.
And thats all from a guy that most say looks like a serial killer (In good light).
I still pinch myself, it took me until I was 24 to meet her and haven't looked at another girl without thinking "How does she compare... Nah, not a chance" if I've found my eyes wandering, and even that is a habit I kinda lost years ago now - For a guy who had the most wanderingest eyes in the world that's a scary, startling revelation.
Keep the faith & keep looking.
Don't tippie toe on the balance beam just yet man. You don't want to ruin your slim chances? Stop giving in to how she wants you to act cause she has no clue. Be yourself, throw in a little sexual inuendo, and when she says "swelled head" you should say "you should see my other one" damn it. Now go pick your balls up you left at her desk and get back in there! You're the champ man. The champ.
EDIT: Asked you out.. could have called that! Im telling you, she's confused and you need to start manning the ship right now. I mean, it's a game of poker, you just drew a straight, and she's finally folding the bluffing bitch. All in, baby.
EDIT: Asked you out.. could have called that! Im telling you, she's confused and you need to start manning the ship right now. I mean, it's a game of poker, you just drew a straight, and she's finally folding the bluffing bitch. All in, baby.
Straightballin
Member
You need to tap that while its hot
happyfunball
Member
God's Hand said:
It has nothing to do with her advances to you bro. You already said that you love her....LOVE HER! GOOD GOD NO MAN! You've already given yourself totally to her and you haven't even gotten any sugar yet. Women can sense that shit and abuse it to high hell if they please. But, then again, like Vennt said, maybe you got lucky.
I know what my chips are on
So pack a raincoat, let her know you mean business, and if she gives you that friend bullshit, bail the fuck out. You don't need to push up on her or anything, but you can express through words and body language that you're into her sexually. You'll lose some girls this way, and may get a rep as a bit of a player, but it's sure better than being Mr. Platonic. If you're the nice guy, girls will just want to unload their shit on you, and that's so uncool. Been there a few times and hated it every single time. Never again. I'm a crude asshole about it, but at least I'm not that nigga to steal on anymore.God's Hand said:
I keep saying it, but going back to Miami was the best thing I ever did. I was such a different person in hs, and then I got to Albany for college and went soft as fuck due to the shitty 5:1 ratio at RPI. But catching back up with my boys in Miami and watching them operate in the environment they never left made me realize I'd made a change for the worse. So many fish in the sea. Losing a few to impulsiveness is outweighed by the confidence in knowing when a woman wants it and when she doesn't. In the name of cubsfan, the cocky and the funny have returned to my life. And I never have anymore doubts b/c I am direct and forward. And I have no qualms just turning and walking away. PEACE.
i'm telling you, you're making yourself too available to her. thats the biggest mistake any guy can make when trying to get with a girl.. i bet anything she already knows how you feel about her. if she wanted to be with you, she'd be with you by now. attraction is not a choice. it is or isnt... if she had feelings for you in that way, you wouldve already known by now. believe me.
this inviting you over is nothing but a friendly get-together. you're taking it the wrong way. dont let it get to the point where it fucks up your friendship as well. i can put all the pieces together in my head, believe me man.... i know you want her, but you're in the friend zone and thats where you're gonna stay. bail out and move on NOW. just completely get any thoughts of love or anything out of your head. it will only make it harder.
i dont mean to rain on your parade, but the fact of the matter is you're probably blowing the things she does out of proportion, like her inviting you over to hang out... just clinging on to that tiny, miniscule hope that yeah, she diggs you. ive been there. she doesnt.
youve mentioned dating to her before. she laughed it off you said, like it was a joke? that was her way of trying to let you down easy. if she was into you, she wouldve answered it seriously, or if she was shy given some kind of nonverbal signal.
listen to me. move on. in any scenario, if you have to guess if she diggs you or not, she probably doesnt. move on.
fin.
this inviting you over is nothing but a friendly get-together. you're taking it the wrong way. dont let it get to the point where it fucks up your friendship as well. i can put all the pieces together in my head, believe me man.... i know you want her, but you're in the friend zone and thats where you're gonna stay. bail out and move on NOW. just completely get any thoughts of love or anything out of your head. it will only make it harder.
i dont mean to rain on your parade, but the fact of the matter is you're probably blowing the things she does out of proportion, like her inviting you over to hang out... just clinging on to that tiny, miniscule hope that yeah, she diggs you. ive been there. she doesnt.
youve mentioned dating to her before. she laughed it off you said, like it was a joke? that was her way of trying to let you down easy. if she was into you, she wouldve answered it seriously, or if she was shy given some kind of nonverbal signal.
listen to me. move on. in any scenario, if you have to guess if she diggs you or not, she probably doesnt. move on.
fin.
God's Hand
Banned
I'm not stupid. I truly get it. I won't do anything stupid either. We'll see what happens.
And she never laughed off the last time I asked. She just wasn't comfortable and said she's not sure what she wants. She asked me today because she says the only way she'll know if she likes me is if we spend time together.
I probably should have said no, right?
And she never laughed off the last time I asked. She just wasn't comfortable and said she's not sure what she wants. She asked me today because she says the only way she'll know if she likes me is if we spend time together.
I probably should have said no, right?
just do this...
-don't pick up the phone every time she calls. let her wonder what you're doing.
-don't always be on MSN or whatever messanger you use to talk to her daily.... let her wonder what you're doing. and in your away message, just say "out" or something really broad... drives women who are interested insane
-if she asks you to do something, theres nothing wrong with saying yes, but not every time. be like... welll ive already got plans for monday.. what are you doing wednesday? see how it makes you seem like your life doesn't revolve around her?
women are attracted to men they can't have. fact. sure you have to throw them a bone now and again to actually get with them... but never so much that they get secure in thinking theyve got you wrapped around their finger. because once that happens, its over and you may as well give up.
keep in mind this is advice is for the next girl, don. IMO, this one is already a lost cause.
-don't pick up the phone every time she calls. let her wonder what you're doing.
-don't always be on MSN or whatever messanger you use to talk to her daily.... let her wonder what you're doing. and in your away message, just say "out" or something really broad... drives women who are interested insane
-if she asks you to do something, theres nothing wrong with saying yes, but not every time. be like... welll ive already got plans for monday.. what are you doing wednesday? see how it makes you seem like your life doesn't revolve around her?
women are attracted to men they can't have. fact. sure you have to throw them a bone now and again to actually get with them... but never so much that they get secure in thinking theyve got you wrapped around their finger. because once that happens, its over and you may as well give up.
keep in mind this is advice is for the next girl, don. IMO, this one is already a lost cause.
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