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[triplestation]

i know i sure would

i'll give them my bread no problem

 

[GAMETA]

One or two I'd keep, specially if they were ducklings.

More than that I'd probably have to make some barbecues to manage.

 

[Tesseract]

nope

 

[nush]

I saved a small dog from the middle of a six lane highway at night. It followed me home, so I kept it. Then somebody stole it a few weeks later.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Only if they are willing to do my evil bidding.

 

[Yoboman]

Yes. There's like 2 weeks of roast duck there

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

They acted like they were raised by a human. If it wasn't that guy's pet ducks it was someone else in his neighborhood.

yeah I would have feed them, reminded me of my Duck's when growing up.

 

[Blade2.0]

Hell yeah. What kind of question is that? Ducks are cute

 

[Caffeine]

ducks are pretty cool I dig em, idk where I would keep them though.

 

[J-Roderton]

Hell no. Already buying dog food. I can’t up my bread crumb budget.

 

[Gamerguy84]

Haha ducks are goofy bastards.

I owned one, if it ran out of cracked corn and it was 3AM it would wake the neighborhood up to let everyone know it had no cracked corn.

 

[triplestation]

ducks are pretty cool I dig em, idk where I would keep them though.

just fill your bathtub with water

 

[Tesseract]

i'd kindly shoo them to the nearest lake

 

[triplestation]

 

[triplestation]

jesus christ

 

[West Texas CEO]

I enjoy duck confit, so yeah

 

[Tesseract]

it's all fun and games until the bear eats your guts

 

[MasterCornholio]

Real life duck hunt?

Yes please!!!!

 

[Mr Nash]

On the one hand, raising your very own war ducks is cool. On the other hand, there's gonna be a loooooooot of poop.

 

[Stouffers]

Sure, I want some new ducks. Ones that won't try to bite. Ones that won't chew a hole in my socks. Ones that won't quack all night.

 

[teezzy]

fuck a duck

 

[Rickyiez]

yummy

 

[Cutty Flam]

fuck a duck

 

[Lrnex]

Waterfowl are the cutest fowl. I love the fat Canadian geese that hang around here year-round. They give absolutely zero fucks and will stand in the road honking back at cars that dare to honk at them

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'd give em bread and water but I wouldn't keep em.

 

[DogofWar]

If the ducks are willing to accept you instead of targeting you the day their conquest start. I would gladly accept it.

And my dream job would be one the human allowed in this geese march:

 

[GymWolf]

no risk of that, my dog would kill all of them.

without the dog? yeah sure, they are cute.

 

[GymWolf]

If the ducks are willing to accept you instead of targeting you the day their conquest start. I would gladly accept it.

And my dream job would be one the human allowed in this geese march:

well now we know how gordon ramsey season his ducks before cooking. (min 0.25)

 

[Ceallach]

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Little baby ducks, send them to the moon♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

 

[GeorgPrime]

Create a pill that turns ducks into bombs - Living Duck Bombs

 

[xrnzaaas]

Nope, I had a dog and a stray cat follow me home, but I didn't adopt any of them just because they picked me. Same when a friend wanted to find home for unplanned kittens. I'm a one pet guy and adopting an animal for me is a carefully planned decision.

 

[Night.Ninja]

Hell yeah

 

[and 3 others]

jesus christ

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[BigBooper]

No. Too much poop

 

[Spokker]

A duck would be a terrible pet unless you are willing to build them a habitat. Birds don't have sphincters so they can't hold it in. A duck is a bird and will poop everywhere and be proud of it. Not to mention they rape indiscriminately with their humongous corkscrew duck cocks.