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[Papa]

No poll, let’s free for all this shit.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’d offer my arm for everyone to eat to save a life, just like they do in Snowpiercer

Spoiler

Nah jk, I’d eat Schrödinger's cat because he scares me

 

[Papa]

u lookin p tasty right now Jare

 

[Mistake]

I would use the bigger members as a sustainable fuel source to cook the healthier ones

 

[Papa]

What a thread to get this achievement from. One of the greats if you ask me.

 

[Daxter32jak]

I’m eating Brap

 

[triplestation]

i will milk cunth and make cheese with the milk

 

[CrapSandwich]

Aren't most people here old and withered? I would want a nice, young redditor.

 

[Tesseract]

Aren't most people here old and withered? I would want a nice, young redditor.

brutal

 

[sonomamashine]

Would definitely eat that thing, it will be enough to feed the whole forum

Corona free of course, ain't taking no risk.

 

[Mr Nash]

OP just wants to know which posters each of us wants to put in our mouth.

Spoiler

Giggidy!

 

[Macapala]

Cunth because he is a fat cunt.

More to go around.

 

[Cunth]

I’ll eat the guy with the fat thread

 

[Papa]

I’ll eat the guy with the fat thread

rip DonJorginho

 

[Tesseract]

 

[HellforLeather]

DonJorginho. That dude beat the big Rona and I want them antibodies

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

DonJorginho. That dude beat the big Rona and I want them antibodies

Antibodies with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I’m eating Brap

Then you may be eating far, far more than yhou think.

I'll take Cunth . You can feast for a year off them fucking cheeks.

 

[Kamina]

Admit it matt, you dont want to eat someone, you want to eat-out.

 

[Papa]

DonJorginho. That dude beat the big Rona and I want them antibodies

If you believe him

 

[Papa]

Admit it matt, you dont want to eat someone, you want to eat-out.

Come ‘ere, Golden Boy

 

[haxan7]

First I’d need to establish a baseline of tastes by eating a wide variety of members, grouping them by their physical characteristics.

Once I decided which types had the most culinary value, then I’d decide who to go after. It all depends on what type of dish I want to cook also (I’m not gonna grind up a prime ribeye for hamburgers).

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

First I’d need to establish a baseline of tastes by eating a wide variety of members, grouping them by their physical characteristics.

Once I decided which types had the most culinary value, then I’d decide who to go after. It all depends on what type of dish I want to cook also (I’m not gonna grind up a prime ribeye for hamburgers).

Try grinding brap’s balls into hamboigers.

 

[TaySan]

Nah you guys are probably rotten to the core. XD + I'm not a cannibal.

 

[Papa]

Nah you guys are probably rotten to the core. XD + I'm not a cannibal.

Really? You sure seemed to enjoy eating your own at Ree.

 

[Patrick S.]

Melon

 

[haxan7]

Try grinding brap’s balls into hamboigers.

I would treat brap’s balls so delicately and sensually you can’t even imagine it

 

[Old Retro]

I would devour you and your souls and make pyramids from your bones. Every last one of you.

 

[Papa]

Melon

Better stay away from China, Herr Starfish

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I would treat brap’s balls so delicately and sensually you can’t even imagine it

But would you put them in your mouth?

*gets out the lotion*

 

[Yoshi]

I'd eat Tesseract - best quality meat.

 

[Papa]

I’d eat Yoshi alive and make Super Mario watch

 

[Grinchy]

Need someone with some meat on their bones, like this:

I've never exercised in my life.

 

[Papa]

Need someone with some meat on their bones, like this:

He posted his pic before. He’s actually AIDS-patient skinny. He looks like how I pictured brap.

 

[Grinchy]

He posted his pic before. He’s actually AIDS-patient skinny. He looks like how I pictured brap.

damn...I guess he's just for fucking then

 

[GymWolf]

first the buffed and fat guys obviously.

probably cunth first, i heard good things about australian meat.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

first the buffed and fat guys obviously.

probably cunth first, i heard good things about australian meat.

Yeah, Outback Steakhouse is great.

 

[Patrick S.]

Better stay away from China, Herr Starfish

 

[GeorgPrime]

No poll, let’s free for all this shit.

I just assume that you are as fat as your totoro avatar. Thats why i would try to eat you first and maybe save the rest for some weeks

 

[Mista]

Definitely Cunth

Too much protein and fat, I like.

 

[off duty ninja]

After I'm done picking Moby out of my teeth, I'm coming for haxan7 so I can get some of that dark meat.

 

[The Pleasure]

Papa i want some beef from down under. I'll turn that fucker into steaks medium rare.

 

[Mr Hyde]

Really? You sure seemed to enjoy eating your own at Ree.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Probably Melon and -Arcadia-

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I would have MiyazakiHatesKojima fall through a trapdoor into Cunth 's lair. It would be like that scene in the Star Wars except Luke doesn't survive. Then I would make burgers out of Cunth.

 

[M1chl]

Probably Melon and -Arcadia-

I wanted to be first with this : D With added 'if you know what I mean'

Banned: Boy's club rhetoric

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Probably Melon and -Arcadia-

OK, Cannibal Lecture.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

OK, Cannibal Lecture.

 

[quickwhips]

I think I would eat teezzy . Who is left on Gaf to eat with all these dead bodies?

 

[Pagusas]

Evilore. I'd eat him, and wear his face.