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If GAF were a country, who would be president?

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AntoneM

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alejob said:
So which other forum should we invade first?
those b3d jerks, they think there so fucking cool 'cause they pontificate about the structure of 3D code and hardware and shit. I say we offer assimilation or death!

yes, it's 5:30 here and I'm drunk as a fish in a tank of rum
 

firex

Member
Raoul Duke would be the president, I think. His style of government, which I like to call a moderate anarchic meritocracy utopia, is just about perfect for these forums.
 

goodcow

Member
Warm Machine said:
Drinky Crow. He drinks and is a Crow. Just like John A MacDonald.

But I'm good, and I'm a cow.

DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING CUT YOU.

ALL ORDERS UNDER THE RULE OF GOODCOW WILL BE PLACED WITH AMAZON.COM.
 

Drozmight

Member
goodcow said:
But I'm good, and I'm a cow.

DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING CUT YOU.

ALL ORDERS UNDER THE RULE OF GOODCOW WILL BE PLACED WITH AMAZON.COM.

Everything in the country will function like one well oiled giant machine. At the center of this machine is one all powerful all knowing cow fed non-stop by his faithful legion of umpa lumpa servants. This cow, a reincarnated hindu, shall be known simply as goodcow.
 
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NLB2 said:
Probably Biff Hardbody. 'Cause he could kick all you clowns' asses.

:lol

I almost had a "fight" (training session I expected to turn into a semi fight) scheduled for tomorrow, but it fell through. I was nervous as fuck, because I haven't had a fight in awhile. Now the guy wants me to be his sparring partner, he might fight a no rules fight in a month or so (biting and eye gouging allowed). I think he's crazy to do it, but I might help him.
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
Either Wario64 or Matlock, since I'm pretty sure at any given time one of them leads the forum in number of posts.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
whytemyke said:
blackace anyone?

but if demi has punch and pie, i'm there.

wow! your vote was easy to buy! :lol

Well if it came down to Bish and I we would have to hit the hard topics..


like who really is the hardest brother in the movies...

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see where we stand on the issues that matter!
 

FightyF

Banned
If I were President of the Forum, I'd make it into a brutal theocracy that worshipped hockey. Posters like Ramirez and FrenchMovieTheme would be political prisoners tortured on a daily basis until they admit that hockey is indeed the best sport to grace this Earth.
 
if the party of drinky crow has thrown their support behind raoul duke then i'd like to align myself behind raoul.
(that way, my small but very vocal comic book lovers and baseball fans minority can weild great power in the new republic)
i can push all kinds of crazy laws and have then pass!! stickied baseball and comic book topics! mandatory fantasy baseball participation.
the right ban anyone who disagrees with you on who's faster: flash or superman. it's a neo-cons wet dream. SUBMIT TO OUR WILL!!! THE AXIS RULES YOU.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
RiZ III said:
President? If GAF was a country, there would be a dictatorship with a brutal regime of Mods.

damn straight
 
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Deleted member 4784

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Only Loki possesses the suave political appeal to hold contest at being GAF's president. There's really no alternative… other than MikeWorks, the ebil GAF world dictator along with his mod team of Illuminati! =D

Loki, you're just a puppet president! Government is a LIE! La li lu le loooo~
 
This is GAF, if there's anything we love more than Lohan it's a bad president to make fun of and arouse discussion. Therefore, the obvious choice is the Black Stallian.
 
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