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If we are living in a simulation...
- Thread starter Cunth
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West Texas CEO
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hopefully, the guys at 343 ain't programming this simulation.
Cunth
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Maybe that’s why I’m ugly...
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
I give this thread a 4 out of 10.
Also, anytime I read about some stupid wacko theory like Simulation theory, I cringe harder than my reflection on life.
Also, anytime I read about some stupid wacko theory like Simulation theory, I cringe harder than my reflection on life.
Pagusas
Elden Member
Nope, Bethesda's got its best people working on this world.
... it really would explain the last few years.
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triplestation
Member
in the future processing as it is today is gonna look like steam engine tech
Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
We are all Craig. One Craig for all.
brap
Banned
They use PS2s like Iraq did
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
bitbydeath
Member
Seizures are just people blue screening it.
Aggressive Carrot
Member
If we are in a simulation that would explain why this planet is a mess. We are glitching the fuck out. Maybe we need a reboot.
King of Foxes
Banned
I dont have the exact photo but basically this guy killed his wife and kids, buried the wife and put his two kids in an oil well.
While the police are there they go to the neighbour house and watch his security camera. While doing that two ads come on tv, one about abortion and another with a skull coming out of oil. All while he and the police watch, he eventually gets caught as the security camera catches him moving the bodies.
If that's not either God or a simulation fucking with this guy i don't know what is
Found the screen shot
While the police are there they go to the neighbour house and watch his security camera. While doing that two ads come on tv, one about abortion and another with a skull coming out of oil. All while he and the police watch, he eventually gets caught as the security camera catches him moving the bodies.
If that's not either God or a simulation fucking with this guy i don't know what is
Found the screen shot
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Cunth
Fingerlickin' Good!
Almost as good as your threads, which no one remembers
brap
Banned
You tell em Matthew!!!
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We approximately 10^23 ops/sec to simulate human interactions. The PS4 GPU does 1.84 trillion ops/sec. This excludes other interactions between non-human specimens and excludes the modelling of the physical world. The 10trillion figure of PS5 and 12trillion flops helps marginally.
In other words, just be happy with this:
In other words, just be happy with this:
Tesseract
Banned
seems fine to me, optimal
Tesseract
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LokusAbriss
Member
If we live in a simulation, it feels like someone is bored playing simcity world and is trying all kinds of things to fuck with the world.
This year feels like a wacky combination of insanity and cheat codes at play.
I would have prefered a higher quality and more beautiful character model too.
This year feels like a wacky combination of insanity and cheat codes at play.
I would have prefered a higher quality and more beautiful character model too.
Jtibh
Banned
Cuz there was never one
Taxexemption
Member
I think it's likely we are in a simulation. Either as a research project or possibly it exists to build a perfect society. If you want a perfect society you need good people. So we live 4 or 5 simulated lives where we occupy different social strata and where we deal with different societies that are unfair in some particular way. So you have lived multiple lifetimes, right now you are a man, you will also live as a woman, be rich, and poor. You may even live a life as your own spouse but with no memory of your previous experiences. At some point you come out on the other end and have all of these experiences when you wake up in your real body.
The purpose of this would partially be to create well rounded and empathetic individuals, and partially so that you can be exposed to societal problems from a variety of perspectives so that when you get introduced to the laws/social structure of the real world you have a clear understanding of why that system is a good system.
Even if what I described is not true it could be the basis for a secular religion with an afterlife.
In a society where we all had the experience of living an entire life as a man and woman, gender issues I think would be non existent or completely different.
The purpose of this would partially be to create well rounded and empathetic individuals, and partially so that you can be exposed to societal problems from a variety of perspectives so that when you get introduced to the laws/social structure of the real world you have a clear understanding of why that system is a good system.
Even if what I described is not true it could be the basis for a secular religion with an afterlife.
In a society where we all had the experience of living an entire life as a man and woman, gender issues I think would be non existent or completely different.
teezzy
Banned
Theres a subreddit for people who believe in solipsism where each member is convinced that they're the only one who is real and everyone else is just living in their head. It's the stupidest thing I've ever read. Great for a laugh.
GAMETA
Banned
Then why does klapaucius ;!;! doesn't work, huh?
God 1 | Simulation 0
But if I'm mistaken and you're reading this, dev, give us some light. There's gotta be cheat codes, dev console or a game shark on this! Please make me rich and/or enlarge my dick, man! I can't be poor AND dicklet, what kind of bullshit stats you gave me? :'(
God 1 | Simulation 0
But if I'm mistaken and you're reading this, dev, give us some light. There's gotta be cheat codes, dev console or a game shark on this! Please make me rich and/or enlarge my dick, man! I can't be poor AND dicklet, what kind of bullshit stats you gave me? :'(
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Aggressive Carrot
Member
Sounds like something a person behind the simulation would say.
augmental
Member
Cunth is a weirdo...a loveable weirdo though
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MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
I have a theory that will change the world:
The Elon Musk Theory.
It's about how Elon Musk has become the successor of Jack Parson, the Godfather of Aerospace development, and, in essence, became the new right hand of the Anti-Christ.
Tesseract
Banned
sounds legit
SentientStone
Member
Reality is an illusion, all is One, that's why it's an X... the middle is the beginning and the end.
Xbox Xbox Series X XsX XbXoX
God
sonomamashine
Member
It would take 2 Gaf servers, you already half in.
