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[Willco]

For me, I think it's a toss between Peter Parker and Cock Gobbler.

 

[Willco]

NO WAIT, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND.

I would name my kid SNAKES ON A PLANE.

 

[lost_insaniti]

I would call him/her Wargod.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Crunchy Vincent XIII

 

[Son of Godzilla]

Anacondases

 

[Guzim]

NO WAIT, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND.

I would name my kid SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Would you name your second child SNAKES ON A PLANE 2?

 

[fennec fox]

Sluteshia.

 

[Jugendstil]

Morrissey!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Vito Corleone.

 

[Doth Togo]

Cleopatra Jones.

Spoiler

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069890/

 

[Gattsu25]

Guts

 

[way more]

For me, I think it's a toss between Peter Parker and Cock Gobbler.

He'd know how to fight, or at least take a beating.

Max Cherry
Christmas Jones
Busty LaRue
Chesty Sinclaire

 

[Mermandala]

Pilot Inspektor.

 

[yoshifumi]

number two, and if he or she ever asked me why there wasn't a number one i'd say i killed them for not doing my bidding.

 

[Idle Will Kill]

I want to name my kid Troy. Hopefully my future wife will be up for it. (and yes, I had this idea before the movie Troy came out).

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I want to name my kid Troy. Hopefully my future wife will be up for it. (and yes, I had this idea before the movie Troy came out).

sure you did.

 

[levious]

Pearl Jam 2

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Electric Boogaloo

 

[Iceman]

Boy: Maximus Meridius Decimus -or- Octavius -or- Augustus
Girl: Soren -or- Keepyourhandsoffmydaughterordie

btw, my last name is Gonzalez.

 

[Idle Will Kill]

sure you did.

I am naming my kid Troy in honor of NHL great Troy Loney.

 

[XS+]

.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I am naming my kid Troy in honor of NHL great Troy Loney.

I'll buy it. But if you have another son and he ends up named "Alamo", im kicking your ass!

 

[Trevelyon]

SHOCKMASTER!

 

[Fifty]

Hunter would be a badass name.

edit: Although the guy above me wins without a doubt..

 

[karasu]

fruitfish_208

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

Torn Rubber

 

[norinrad21]

World Series

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

GENERAL ZOD gonzales.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

For real: Phineas (boy) and Faye (girl)

For fake: One would be Plessy, the other Fergussan, then I'd have them fight each other and just laugh at it while thinking Plessy vs. Fergussan. Or I'd name one Tad Chocolate. Because Tad Chocolate is a terrible name. Seriously. Just be glad that your name will never be Tad Chocolate. Because that name isn't just insulting, it hurts, physically.

 

[Triumph]

EATER OF WORLDS

 

[bjork]

Bruce, so he could be Bruce Campbell.

I win, close the thread.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Joey Joe Joe

 

[effzee]

for a baby girl:

saleena
isra
isis

for a baby boy:

haris
ali
cyrus


oh wait we werent supposed to be serious?

 

[HAOHMARU]

I am naming all of my kids George Foreman.

 

[etiolate]

girl: Leiloo Aurora Or Samus Aran
boy: Jeremy Austin

 

[Kefkaff]

Joey JoJo Jr. Shabadu

NO WAIT, I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND.

I would name my kid SNAKES ON A PLANE[/b.

For short, you can call him SOAP

 

[ballhog]

Vagina Disaster!

 

[Winged Creature]

Inspector Gadget

 

[Tekky]

I suppose if my child were named "Anything", it'd be a hermaphrodite.

 

[DSN2K]

Itachi

 

[ralphwiggum]

I'd call my child either "mistake", "TheRubberBroke" or "SheSaidSheWasOnThePill"

 

[ballhog]

Actually I'm changing my answer to "Catastrophic Vagina Disaster". A kid should have a middle name.

 

[Mermandala]

I'm switching to "Cavity Creep" then to encourage pre-teeth dental hygiene.

 

[=W=]

Bigot McJewHater

 

[Mad Hatter]

Itachi

hahaha, bad move! he'll kill you and your family when he's, like, 18

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Don Juan

 

[fennec fox]

Oh, I forgot about Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt

 

[LuckyBrand]

i would like to name my daughter (if i ever had one) James.. My name is James, and I think it would be a great name for my daughter.

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

Mr. Bean

 

[Kon Tiki]

[My Name] the sequel.