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If you could only pick two pills?

Pallas

Member
6 because why not and since not many picked 3(if any) then I’ll pick that and make sure I have the biggest dick and become a legendary porn star.
 

poodaddy

Member
6 and 7. He’ll, I’d even take just 7. I’m 5 foot 3 and a dude…those 2 inches would go a long way for me.
You're putting too much emphasis on your height dude. I realize I can't say much about it as I'm not exactly a short guy, but at 5'11 you can trust I wouldn't mind being over 6 foot, but then if I was I'd probably just wanna be 6'3, ya know? Height's not that important man; I told a buddy of mine that for years and he still goes on and on about it. He's got huge hands and feet and he's like 5'6, so he's always going on about how he's meant to be bigger, but it's like noone really gives a shit but him man lol. Noone ever calls him short or makes fun of him, and I don't think of him as a little guy because he's got such a stocky frame.

Long story short, love your self bro. I'll bet you look awesome with your little midget ass, and I'll bet noone thinks you'd magically be worth more as a human if you were taller. You're rad, time to start believing it :D.
 

Rentahamster

Rodent Whores
The look younger pill isn't that great. To a young person, 15 years is too much. To an old person, it's not enough.

Furthermore, if it only makes you look younger, that means you still have the same old age related physical and mental problems.

If it actually rejuvenated your body to mid 20s status, that would be much more compelling.
 
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Jsisto

Member
You're putting too much emphasis on your height dude. I realize I can't say much about it as I'm not exactly a short guy, but at 5'11 you can trust I wouldn't mind being over 6 foot, but then if I was I'd probably just wanna be 6'3, ya know? Height's not that important man; I told a buddy of mine that for years and he still goes on and on about it. He's got huge hands and feet and he's like 5'6, so he's always going on about how he's meant to be bigger, but it's like noone really gives a shit but him man lol. Noone ever calls him short or makes fun of him, and I don't think of him as a little guy because he's got such a stocky frame.

Long story short, love your self bro. I'll bet you look awesome with your little midget ass, and I'll bet noone thinks you'd magically be worth more as a human if you were taller. You're rad, time to start believing it :D.

Appreciate the kind words, but I was just answering the question truthfully. I’m perfectly happy and content with myself, but to say society would not place more value in me if I was taller just ain’t true, and it’s usually tall people that tell you it doesn’t matter. 😂. Would take pill number 7 every time.
 

Wildebeest

Member
Obviously, 2 & 6. First skill, master making all of those pills. Then use money to set up production. Then give them away for free with no restrictions. People on average are going to be rich, happier, look better, be healthier, and probably think that I'm pretty OK.
 
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Dreamin

Member
It's interesting how the indirect routes to happiness with no garauntees are getting more love than 5 itself. I wonder how often on a daily basis we choose not to be happy because we only want it under certain conditions.
Also looking at my number pad is making me think about it more, 5 being in the middle with the surrounding pills actually pointing away from it.
 

Alandring

Member
2 and 7, even if I only know one skill for which I would use 2 (becoming fluent in English).

6 is always cool, for sure, but it wouldn't change my life this much, except if it is a huge amount of money.
 

Blade2.0

Member
6 and 9

How much money is 6? We talking 1 million extra or like 50 million? Because with one it would still be a little tight but with the other I'd never have to worry about a dm thing for the rest of my life.
 
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TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
2 and 5.

I'd like to be proficient in something besides being a fatass, beating off, and nothing.

And depression has been the impetus for virtually all of the stupid decisions I have ever made. Chasing happiness like a high, doing dumb shit because I think I can get a hit of the smiles. Good times.
 
5 and 6 obviously.

If I'm always happy, I won't need to worry about anything. Some of you guys are overthinking it, that doesn't mean you'll be super happy at your mother's funeral or something. This isn't conceptually supposed to be the monkey's paw pill.

If I had all the money I ever wanted, I could buy most of the other things on the list.
 

pramod

Banned
2 since people dont realize how much time it takes to master anything, much less three.

9 since its pretty much a super power.
 
9 and 2 for sure.

But 9 needs to change. It's not really about gaining weight, but having anything you put into your body not having negative affects on you short/long-term. That's far better than not gaining wieght.
Like if I eat tons of sugar and simple carbs my blood sugar wont be whacky and I wouldn't get the energy burst/crash effect when my body starts making use of the glucose.
Or if I eat tons of veggies, my body instantly adapts to processing through that, not causing me bloat and other things. Because man, the thing we eat all the time makes us feel worse than we should feel, but we are used to feeling that way and just deal with it.
 
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Fbh

Member
2 and 6 probably.
9 is tempting but if it just keeps you from gaining weight but not all the other negative effects of crap food then I don't know
 

Trogdor1123

Gold Member
6 and 9.

I love money and it solves lots of issues in life. Who the hell wants to worry about mortgages, retirement savings, and with a ton of moolah you can help family. I can buy all kinds of shit too.

And I love pigging out. Imagine eating awesome steak dinners and buffets and never gaining a pound.
The correct answers
 

JCK75

Member
6 and 9, I considered 2 but while I'm a jack of many trades and a master of pretty much none.. it's the progression and sense of accomplishment that makes improving my skills enjoyable.
 
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