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[SlickWilly223]

How do I know this? Because back in September I tried to go to a GWAR concert, but I couldn't because the concert was for those 18+, and it just so happens that my friends lack facial hair, testosterone, and a pair. I almost convinced them to try going anyway, but they refused because the show was all the way in NYC and it was a school night, so they bothered not to take the chance. Nerds.

But now GWAR is back! And what's more!? They're only going to be about 30 minutes away in New Haven, CT. My second chance, nay, the second coming is finally here. This has to be the work of Jesus Christ!!

The show just might be for 18+ again, which will suck for my chums, but I'm going with or without them. Geeks!

If there's ANYONE on these forums that are relatively close to Toad's Place in New Haven, CT... Get your selves some tickets and clear your schedule for January 30th, GWAR has finally reached their destination.

Oderus Urungus
BalSac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Flattus Maximus
Jizmak Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
Sexicutioner
Sleazy P. Martini

THEY'LL ALL BE THERE, WILL YOU?!

 

[Phoenix]

Only if I've been beaten and dragged unconcious there...

 

[iapetus]

If you don't believe Jesus is the Messiah, you're wrong.

How do I know this? Because back in September I tried to go to a GWAR concert, but I couldn't

 

[SlickWilly223]

:lol

 

[teepo]

wear your worse clothes

 

[Hitman]

Who's GWAR?

 

[SlickWilly223]

Who's GWAR?

A band that dresses up as demons and does some funny/gory shit on stage and to the crowd.

They're also known as the greatest entertainers of our time.

 

[jooey]

Who's GWAR?

you have a beavis & butt-head avatar and you don't know?!

 

[tedtropy]

Whenever I see that picture, I always imagine Michael Clarke Duncan saying the words. :lol

 

[Justin Bailey]

I remember they got banned or something from my home town a few years back, so they came back as RAWG :lol

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[pnjtony]

GWAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jenov4]

The first time I've heard about GWAR was on Jerry Springer. I think they were arguing with a bunch of Jesus freaks and such. It was comedy gold (as most Springer episodes were)

And what's the topic gotta do with the post?

 

[Duck of Death]

Still not as evil as those damn christian rockers.

 

[BobbyRobby]

I may be seeing them at Starland Ballroom, in NJ.

 

[KiNeSiS]

I'M SLEAZY AND I THINK YOU OUTTA KNOW THIS!!!

 

[Dagon]

If you come home clean from a GWAR show, you haven't even been there.

 

[Gantz]

GWAR concerts are awesome. I was covered in fake blood and cum after the show. I got a weird look at a gas station on the way home :lol