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[In Cold Blood]

So you live in a village where there is only two girls/guys for you to marry.
One is a chubby size 16/xxxxxl but looks like Margot Robbie/Brad Pitt and the other has a 10/10 body but they ain't an oil painting by any means.
Who do you prefer?
For me, you don't look at the mantle piece when your stoking the fire. Butterface all the way.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Ugly smoking bod.

Do doggy and tell her to dont look back at you.

 

[Rival]

Why not both?

 

[Rockondevil]

Take the chubby and eventually get her into some exercise.

 

[MAtgS]

Why not both?

The correct answer.

 

[Burning Blade]

I like a little meat on the bone, Ifyaknowwhatimean

 

[Mohonky]

How buttery we talking, feel like we need to know this.

 

[In Cold Blood]

How buttery we talking, feel like we need to know this.

I mean, I don't want to put a picture up, but imagine a 5/10.

 

[bender]

Whichever one fucks better.

 

[Lasha]

Why not both?

Especially since you're probably fucking a cousin in that two woman town anyway.

 

[Artoris]

I mean, I don't want to put a picture up, but imagine a 5/10.

That's not do bad, I would go with this one

especially as the other one is chubby Brad Pitt with tits

 

[Rentahamster]

All other things bring equal, the one with the pretty face.

All other things not being equal, the one who isn't an asshole.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Syphon Filter]

easy, the butterface with 10/10 body. use a bag if you need...

 

[MastAndo]

If we're talking marriage, I'll take the pretty face. It has more lasting power and tends to evoke more of an emotional response from me. It also helps that I don't mind a little chub. If it were just a fling though, I'll take the butterface.

 

[01011001]

 

[Jennings]

 

[dorkimoe]

Gimme a pretty face all day

 

[navii]

I can't get it up if the body ain't smoking. Bit of make up will do wonders… but you can't disguise the flab.

 

[nush]

Big girls are a universal constant of being a good lay, they have to overcompensate. I know it, they don't know I know it.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

Only small dick manlets don't appreciate the wonders of thiccness.

 

[INC]

Got a similar problem atm, this girl I know has the body of baywatch, face of crime watch, and just wants no ties 'sex therapy'
And I'm in 2 minds about it.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

How buttery we talking, feel like we need to know this.

 

[ParaSeoul]

Butterface

 

[phaedrus]

For me, you don't look at the mantle piece when your stoking the fire. Butterface all the way.

 

[MaestroMike]

not attracted to Margot I like her as an actress, but she don't get me amped up for some reason her voice is kinda annoying too

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[Alex Anderson]

Been there, went with the butterface. Didn't mind her big nose. Well, except in this situation it was her or no one.

 

[E-Cat]

not attracted to Margot I like her as an actress, but she don't get me amped up for some reason her voice is kinda annoying too

Yeah, her and Madonna.

 

[In Cold Blood]

Got a similar problem atm, this girl I know has the body of baywatch, face of crime watch, and just wants no ties 'sex therapy'
And I'm in 2 minds about it.

I assume those two minds are, do you pop a Viagra just to be sure or don't you?

 

[BigDeadFreak]

Got a similar problem atm, this girl I know has the body of baywatch, face of crime watch, and just wants no ties 'sex therapy'
And I'm in 2 minds about it.

That's a great line.

 

[KrakenIPA]

 

[Tams]

Chubbers can be fixed. Butters can't.

 

[SJRB]

 

[Spaceman292]

Whichever one has the best personality and will let me into her bunghole

 

[CGNoire]

Pretty can always turn that body around.

 

[thefool]

Face first, always.

 

[Toots]

I'll play Ketchy Shuby with a pretty chubby all night

 

[INC]

I assume those two minds are, do you pop a Viagra just to be sure or don't you?

Ha, I'm very swallow, so probably have to pop one lol

 

[JCK75]

I actually like women a lil on the chubby side.. not obese.. but a little soft.

 

[ClanOfNone]

Chub for sure, I like a lil meat on the bone. I'm not a big fan of super thin chicks. I don't wanna see your bones jutting through your skin.
I remember seeing Callista Flockheart at some award ceremony back when Ally Mcbeal was a huge hit. She was wearing a backless dress and you could count every individual vertebrae and rib, it was gross.
The scale pings in a different direction when you're going the other way. I'm fond of a bit of chub, bit there is a definite weight limit for this ride.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Chubbers can be fixed. Butters can't.

You never heard of a paper bag?

 

[EviLore]

So you live in a village where there is only two girls/guys for you to marry.
One is a chubby size 16/xxxxxl but looks like Margot Robbie

Like so?

 

[Fake]

I swear I read 'butterfly'.

 

[Artoris]

Chubbers can be fixed. Butters can't.

That's not quite accurate if you have $10000

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Pretty chubby till i die

 

[Gp1]

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[GutsOfThor]

Like so?

 

[Tams]

That's not quite accurate if you have $10000

Doesn't fix the genes though.