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[Puddles]

So I'd be a really athletic guy who can hold his own intellectually instead of a pretty smart guy who can hold his own physically. Ironically I wouldn't be interested in sports. And I'd have a tiny wang. I would have majored in something engineering-related, but probably wouldn't have done very well at it. I'd be good at drawing, but terrible at music, and I'd probably listen to a lot of pop and top-40 stuff like Nickelback.

Sounds awful.

 

[norinrad]

It seems a bit dangerous to worry about what could be, instead of being content with what is

This

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

I'd be fat, short, and have a small dick. No thanks.

Eye sea wat yoo deed thar

 

[MarkMclovin]

From

8=D

To

8==========D

I lol'd, but you're wrong. You'd have a D=8, which is basically a vagina.

Spoiler

Even better!

 

[Garou]

 

[BladeWorker]

How could life be better in a world with no gaf

oh, bdiz, I knew you always loved me. :lol

Seriously, I'd probably be less of a bitch if I spent less time on the internets.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

I lol'd, but you're wrong. You'd have a D=8, which is basically a vagina.

Spoiler

Even better!

:lol don't know why that made me crack up so much

oh, bdiz, I knew you always loved me. :lol

Seriously, I'd probably be less of a bitch if I spent less time on the internets.

Do........do you think our love can bloom offline?

 

[BladeWorker]

Do........do you think our love can bloom offline?

I'm not sure my lover would like that. Plus that whole long-distance thing. Does your black stallion canter north of the border?

 

[Vox-Pop]

Then you could spend your life trying to become either Yui, Mio, Mugi, Ritsu or Azusa.

Good luck.

Yui!!!

 

[dinazimmerman]

I really don't know what the "opposite" means in this case. So I can't say for sure. But I'm at a prestigious university on track to become a high-paid professional upon graduation, things could probably be MUCH worse. :smug:

 

[-PXG-]

I'd have no money, have no friends and be single. But, I would still be in college. I guess my life isn't so shitty right now. I know I "should" go back to college, but it's just not for me.

 

[Calantus]

There is no real opposite. It's not black or white. I could be filthy rich or live in Africa and have aids.

 

[HappyBivouac]

I don't really understand this concept of an opposite life. I'd be a girl because I'm a dude in this life, but I'd be a lesbian because I'm heterosexual in this life, but I'd have a penis because I have the type of genitalia that is the norm for my gender in this life. And I'd be made of antimatter.

So, better I guess.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

I'm not sure my lover would like that. Plus that whole long-distance thing. Does your black stallion canter north of the border?

So you're cheating on me? I thought we had something special. I hope morality gaf comes in and makes you pay :lol

 

[MaxSteel]

i'd be -

unemployed
not succeeding as a writer, which was my dream
no apt

but

have a gf
no substance abuse problems


ehh - i'll stick with what i got

 

[EatChildren]

It would be much worse.

I'd be stuck in a single studio grotto disliked and unloved by all those around me, unable to afford any luxury items let alone enough to eat well and pay my bills. I'd be a talentless failure with no artistic grace, no educational ambitions, and no sense of self worth. My social circle would be composed entirely of pigeons who hate me, women cringing when I look their way, and offending all those who I attempt to make any verbal contact with.

Now if you'll excuse me, New York's on the line. Something about dinner with Beyonce.

 

[Pulka]

Yes it would.

 

[Mr Nightman]

Fuck, if I was living an opposite, I would be rich, dumb with computers, and good looking lol :lol

 

[Jinaar]

I would probably be divorced, broke, aimless, devoid of emotion and my penis would have fallen off.

Life would suck.

 

[Funky Functionality]

Let me get back to you guys on this in 2 years.

 

[Celcius]

Life wouldn't completely suck.....wait, yes it would :lol

 

[ClosingADoor]

Hm, I would be getting straights As in college, but won't be building my own business. Wouldn't be much worse, nor better I think.

 

[Davedough]

I'd have hair. I'd be single and kidless which could either be a good or bad thing depending on my mood. I'm average incomed for my age, so the opposite of middle is middle, so no change there really. I'd be dumb and riddled with STDs. Hmm... maybe I got a good thing right now.

 

[ivysaur12]

I'd be a non-white, currently non-college student, employed straight old woman who is married.

Yeah I could do that. Not sure if it'd be better. I like to pee standing up.

 

[DurielBlack]

Dunno, from a larger point of view it probably wouldn't be any different as far as being better/worse. My life is pretty much down the middle.

Except I would be a married lesbian female that doesnt live at home, or have college education, and a job that is either very crappy or very good (one I have now is merely adequate)

Instead of being addicted to games I would be addicted to other "social" crap. Probably like buying shoes and going to bars, since those are both things I avoid currently.

 

[Dresden]

Yui!!!

Eww. She's a whore. Mugi or Mio 4 lyfe.

 

[speculawyer]

It would be way worse.

Certainly there are many aspects of my life that would be WAAAY better if they were the exact opposite. (Such as if I didn't waste so much time on GAF.) But in general, things would be much worse.


As bad as our lives can feel at times . . . we must all remember that we are all much richer than the Kings & Queens of the ages past. Did they have dental care? Anti-biotics? Television? Internet? Safe water? Relatively low-cost and fast transportation?

 

[picko]

I'd be a short non-caucasian female with no education, little money and I'd live in a third world country. That all sounds pretty negative.

On the plus side I like the opposite sex, meaning in opposite world I'd like the same sex, which is now female. There's always a silver lining :lol