Arsic
Loves his juicy stink trail scent

Have you ever played a game you suck so bad at you can't beat it, but you adore it?
Ikaruga is likely my favorite shmup and in my top 10 games ever. It's such a simple concept, it's artistic, and so damn well crafted. Yet, unless I play on bitch made mode with lots of continued my brain just cannot fathom it.
You know the rub your stomach while you pat your head exercise? This is the game turned up to 11.

If you've never played it I impede you to pick it up. It's simple you can switch your ships polarity between black bullets and white bullets. When in white mode you absorb enemy white shots, and vice versa. However, to rack up a high score multiplier you need to shoot white enemies with black bullets. If you accidentally shoot black on black or white on white you will still kill enemies but the multiplier goes to 0.

Wanna go hardcore!? You can play the game in 2 player mode as one player to control two ships at once. Now we're cooking with real meth.
Look at this. Just look at it bros.
Ikaruga and master ninja runs on NG2 I play to this day with acceptance I'll never beat it as you should, but I still love the thrill they offer.
The games prologue says it best:
"I will not die until I achieve something.
Even though the ideal is high, I never give in.
Therefore, I never die with regrets."