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Willco · Jan 20, 2005

And what the fuck did the rest of you get me? Nothing! Lousy fucking cheapskates.

Matlock · Jan 20, 2005

What'd you do, win the lottery?

Ninja Scooter · Jan 20, 2005

i got you VD

captmcblack · Jan 20, 2005

1. Jesus fuck, that's a crazy haul

2. Why aren't you drunk?

3. ...sorry Emperor Federman.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Matlock said:
What'd you do, win the lottery?

I didn't pay for any of it! This Hooters mug is awesome, by the way. It holds two beers and I'm pretty sure the waitress that gave it to me was HITTING ON ME. I could've totally scored.

Ninja Scooter said:
i got you VD

iPod cures VD.

captmcblack said:
1. Jesus fuck, that's a crazy haul

Parents were finally worth something!

2. Why aren't you drunk?

I drink beer like water. I've been at it for most of the afternoon, but took a break and then during dinner the food slowed me down. For about 120 minutes, I've consumed about 12 beers (damn wings!) at a rate of a beer every ten minutes. I will increase this! I was drinking Yuengling and Sapporo since 2:30 pm... yesterday.

3. ...sorry Emperor Federman.

Apology accepted!

Triumph · Jan 20, 2005

Yes, but you gave all of us the gift of a banned Olimario. Think of it that way.

Celicar · Jan 20, 2005

that sucks. sorry bro

border · Jan 20, 2005

When did Olimario get banned? What thread?

Triumph · Jan 20, 2005

border said:
When did Olimario get banned? What thread?

In Federman's mod thread.

Die Squirrel Die · Jan 20, 2005

border said:
When did Olimario get banned? What thread?

I know, I hope it's not premanent (although if he did step out of line then, understandably their should be consequences). This place, especially the OT, wouldn't feel the same without Olimario. It's not like he's a bad guy, just very, very, very sick.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

BY THE WAY...

... I unbanned olimario because of some pressure of the higher-ups. Wasabi's ban still stands, though. Can't say much more.

Die Squirrel Die · Jan 20, 2005

Wasn't Wasabi a mod? I'm all confused. I really need to start paying more attention round here.

Edit: I've just realised that makes you're a mod. Is that a recent development, or have I just missed loads of stuff?

Triumph · Jan 20, 2005

WTF? So a useless bag of suck like Olimario is worth more than someone who has done an admirable job as Admin? Must be some bizarre mod cock fight.

Litigation Manuel · Jan 20, 2005

I gave you an old timey Civil War letter of congratulations, a fanny pack, and a cheap laugh based around pooping on hornet's nests in your ordination thread. And you didn't even mention them. Not once. If anyone deserves an apology it's me. We had a man crush, doesn't that mean anything to you? A picture of Mandy Patinkin would be fine retribution.

mightynine · Jan 20, 2005

I'm guessing that wasn't a iPod shuffle, eh?

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Litigation Manuel said:
I gave you an old timey Civil War letter of congratulations, a fanny pack, and a cheap laugh based around pooping on hornet's nests in your ordination thread. And you didn't even mention them. Not once. If anyone deserves an apology it's me. We had a man crush, doesn't that mean anything to you? A picture of Mandy Patinkin would be fine retribution.

You know I didn't mean it, bay-bee...

I'm guessing that wasn't a iPod shuffle, eh?

You guess correct, sir.

Vark · Jan 20, 2005

It wasn't he Hooters on the Pike was it? One of my sister's friends used to work there.

Drozmight · Jan 20, 2005

When I turned 21, my parent's told me to get out of their house.

B'z-chan · Jan 20, 2005

I got you this Ferderman:

(this space for use by and only for Federman)

Hooker · Jan 20, 2005

Heh, I don't remember what I got, and it was a couple of months ago... should tell you that much :/

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Vark said:
It wasn't he Hooters on the Pike was it? One of my sister's friends used to work there.

:lol

Holy shit, it was! I didn't know Vark lived so close to me.

... scary.

DarienA · Jan 20, 2005

Enjoy the cruise, watch what you drink and eat... and pack motion sickness pills... just in case.

mightynine · Jan 20, 2005

Damn, I forgot to ask the more important question: where's this cruise taking you?

I've been on three on those, and I've had a blast every time.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

mightynine said:
Damn, I forgot to ask the more important question: where's this cruise taking you?

I've been on three on those, and I've had a blast every time.

It's Princess ship to a bunch of islands in the Carribean, I know one of them is Caiman(sp?), and some place in Mexico.

Ghost · Jan 20, 2005

I got a car for my 21st and yet now i feel cheated....

god damn you Federman I WANT A HOOTERS BEER MUG.

:mad

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Awww poor Federman is going on a gay singles cruise.

That's swwwweet your parents are so accepting.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Tazznum1 said:
Awww poor Federman is going on a gay singles cruise.

You wish.

Foreign Jackass · Jan 20, 2005

Don't tell me your birthday is January 20. I'm 24 today.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Foreign Jackass said:
Don't tell me your birthday is January 20. I'm 24 today.

18th. Sorry! Play again.

Foreign Jackass · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
18th. Sorry! Play again.

Yay. My GAF birthday unicity is preserved!

StrikerObi · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
And what the fuck did the rest of you get me? Nothing! Lousy fucking cheapskates.

I turned 21 a little over a month and a half ago. I got a Nintendo DS and a pair of $200 Maui Jim sunglasses.

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
You wish.

Gay couple cruise? You lucky dog, you! When will I meet Mr(s). Federman?

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Tazznum1 said:
Gay couple cruise? You lucky dog, you! When will I meet Mr(s). Federman?

... You just don't get it, do you. It's over between the two of us. I can only foster one mancrush at a time, and BuddyC's brother has filled the void.

Take your e-penis and leave.

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Or is it Mz. Federman. I never knew how to address the man of the relationship in gay couples.

Manics · Jan 20, 2005

Tazznum1 said:
Or is it Mz. Federman. I never knew how to address the man of the relationship in gay couples.

Taz you are so hot.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Manics said:
Taz you are so hot.

I thought so too. Until I found out the truth. Tazz is a man. Or really ugly looking woman. One of those two. At least with Litigation Manuel, I have a general idea of what gender he is.

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
... You just don't get it, do you. It's over between the two of us. I can only foster one mancrush at a time, and BuddyC's brother has filled the void.

Take your e-penis and leave.

I bet he has filled your void.
So is BuddyC's brother Mz. Willco?

Pic please.

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
I thought so too. Until I found out the truth. Tazz is a man. Or really ugly looking woman. One of those two. At least with Litigation Manuel, I have a general idea of what gender he is.

Come on baby....I'm sorry it didn't work out between us. Let's not cat fight about it. Let's look to the future of you on the cruise in a speedo rubbing hot oil on Fernando's backside.

heavy liquid · Jan 20, 2005

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright...

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

:lol That was what was running through my head as I started typing.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Tazz, do you like posting here? It'd be a shame if someone's finger accidently slipped on the ban button. You'd then have no choice to wallow in your own ugliness... or go to Opa-Ages. Take your pick!

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Don't be upset with me. Come on baaabyyyyy. It's all good. Do you guys use sun screen lotion or just oil?

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Tazznum1 said:
Don't be upset with me. Come on baaabyyyyy. It's all good. Do you guys use sun screen lotion or just oil?

I'll be right back! I'm going to go to the mod forum and see how long I can ban you for.

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

Righty O!

Hurry up though...I got a can of oil for ya if you use that.

Triumph · Jan 20, 2005

Federman, you're a damn mangina. Can't you take a little damn ribbing? You don't deserve that mod status.

darscot · Jan 20, 2005

It's not like I've never been banned before so I'll fire away. Is it me or is Willco suddenly coming across as an arrogant whiny dick? We all realize your now a mod but lets try and ease off the attitude. If your being sarcastic it's not coming through.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

darscot said:
It's not like I've never been banned before so I'll fire away. Is it me or is Willco suddenly coming across as an arrogant whiny dick? We all realize your now a mod but lets try and ease off the attitude. If your being sarcastic it's not coming through.

Raoul Duke said:
Federman, you're a damn mangina. Can't you take a little damn ribbing? You don't deserve that mod status.

WHAT, SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO GET BANNED TOO?

Tazznum1 · Jan 20, 2005

I wonder if a mod can be banned by banning someone that doesn't deserve it. Maybe that is why he is a mod. Set him up as the example.

Triumph · Jan 20, 2005

Willco said:
WHAT, SOMEONE ELSE WANTS TO GET BANNED TOO?

Try it. I'll be unbanned. Weren't you told not to get uppitty with your new shiny mod powers?

This is why you don't give comic book fetishists power, people. Seriously.

Willco · Jan 20, 2005

Shemale said:
I wonder if a mod can be banned by banning someone that doesn't deserve it. Maybe that is why he is a mod. Set him up as the example.

No, the only one in recent memory that got banned was WasabiKing and he deserved it. His sentence isn't too much longer, though. Still waiting on the word about yours, though!

Raoul Duke said:
Try it. I'll be unbanned. Weren't you told not to get uppitty with your new shiny mod powers?

This is why you don't give comic book fetishists power, people. Seriously.

Man, fuck you. I'll ban whomever I want. But since you WANT to be banned, I'll make an example out of you by NOT banning you. Loser.

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